Funny sayings

[Rage Quit Master]

ill start

"You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and the clue mating dance" Edward Flaherty

"My mother's menu consists of two choices: take it or leave it"
Buddy Hackett

"If you can't beat them, arrange them to be beaten"
George Carlin

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics"
Mark Twain

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word your thinking of"
Burt Bachrach

[PhrozenFlame]

"I'm not the coach because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the coach."