ill start
"You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and the clue mating dance" Edward Flaherty
"My mother's menu consists of two choices: take it or leave it"
Buddy Hackett
"If you can't beat them, arrange them to be beaten"
George Carlin
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics"
Mark Twain
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word your thinking of"
Burt Bachrach
Funny sayings
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Re: Funny sayings
"I'm not the coach because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the coach."
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