Witty Quotes

[Liquid Death]

I'll start with my sig and

"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." Robert Pirsig (1948-)

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." Isaac Asimov

"Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain." Friedrich von Schiller (1759-1805)

[Wamp Rats]

"Schwing!" Wayne/Garth

"He's like a giant, shaved bear that hates people!!" Scout- TF2

"Tour with metallica? It wasn't long enough, and we didn't get paid enough" Slipknot

[Hanzo_blade]

"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." Robert Pirsig (1948-)

Rules...

[HurTmePlentY]

here's a few from one of my fav books of all time. Walden. These are just some of the ones i remember...


"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. " ~ H.D. Thoreau
"Men have become the tools of their tools" ~ Thoreau
“Time is but the stream I go fishing in. I drink at it, but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. It's thin current slides away, but eternity remains.” ~ Thoreau


yeah.. i was big into transcendentalism during high school .

[z0th]

this came up when i logged into my core mail system this morning, courtesy of /usr/bin/fortune.

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Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
                -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"