So I ask you all.

Unread post by **Sastora** » 23 Mar 2009, 08:20

What is it that you prefer?
Pirate, Ninja, Zombie?
Anything you want to add do it.
C:
Oh, maybe a cow boy, jedi, whatever?

I personally like pirates the best but zombies are my second choice although they scare the bee-jeebers out of me.

Unread post by **Sastora** » 23 Mar 2009, 08:24

Well now that I think about it I would like to be a cow-boy although I'm not allowed 'cause of the fact that I'm a girl.
D;
But I don't want to be a cow-girl 'cause back then they wore long skirts.

Unread post by **Wamp Rats** » 23 Mar 2009, 08:45

X-02 Wyvern piloted by a ninja zombie pirate with a strong western accent that can use the force.

Unread post by **Awesomesauce** » 23 Mar 2009, 09:34

A Jedi Cyborg that has recently come back from the grave, has been on a few boats himself, can do extreme acrobatics,and was born in Texas.

Did i miss anything?

MORE FUSIONS PLEASE.

Unread post by **Awesomesauce** » 23 Mar 2009, 09:34

Chuck Norris

'Nuff said.

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 23 Mar 2009, 09:39

A republican. That is all.

Unread post by **thedoghouse** » 24 Mar 2009, 07:10

zombie ninja cyborg squirrel with opposable thumbs and a baseball bat (DUH!)

Unread post by **Liquid Death** » 24 Mar 2009, 11:26

A ninjapirate that was recruited by a jedi, raised as a cowboy, and is now a zombie. He can transform into a dying fish with two heads.
Best idea, evar

Unread post by **Riftoff** » 24 Mar 2009, 11:34

I think I'd be Google. You'd know everything, and you make billions of dollars. *raises pinky to mouth*

Unread post by **Plastic Jesus** » 24 Mar 2009, 02:37

Let's reason this out shall we?

Zombie = no chicks (cause you are dead an gross)
Jedi = no chicks (unless you're evil, then you get killed and don't become a blue glowy guy)
Cowboy= hard ass work, no chicks (all cowboys are gay, see Brokeback Mountain)
Ninja= training all the damn time, no chicks (cause you're training all the damn time)

Pirate = wenches by the boat load, gold doubloons, hot and cold running rum, high seas adventure while hanging out in the Caribean, white sand beaches set in crystal clear blue water, no one tells you what to do and you set your own schedule, parrots, awesome clothing that makes you look totally cool and badass at the same time, and last but not least booty.

Nuff said, pirates are awesome. Any of you have anything to say about it, me and my pirate homies will take you out 1700's style with a cutlass and some burning tar, bitches.

Unread post by **g_e_oos** » 24 Mar 2009, 04:01

Scariest thing ever? Parachuting bears! Man they are creepy.

Unread post by **GrimGriz** » 24 Mar 2009, 04:22

I want to be a Blues Brother.

Unread post by **captainAngry** » 24 Mar 2009, 06:17

Plastic Jesus wrote:Pirate = wenches by the boat load, gold doubloons, hot and cold running rum, high seas adventure while hanging out in the Caribean, white sand beaches set in crystal clear blue water, no one tells you what to do and you set your own schedule, parrots, awesome clothing that makes you look totally cool and badass at the same time, and last but not least booty.

One word: scurvy. You loose your teeth and have open sores all over your body. No thanks.

Unread post by **Wamp Rats** » 24 Mar 2009, 09:20

Which then comes back to my idea

Unread post by **Plastic Jesus** » 24 Mar 2009, 09:43

captainangry wrote:One word: scurvy. You loose your teeth and have open sores all over your body. No thanks.

Another word, lemons. Scurvy was not necessarily endemic to all who traveled the sea, as long as they kept proper rations aboard ship. Scurvy was mostly a problem for Europeans making extended sea voyages. Pirates disembarked a lot and plundered other ships to refreash their supplies The greatest enemy of pirates, other pirates.

Unread post by **HurTmePlentY** » 25 Mar 2009, 12:34

Ninjas foo

Unread post by **steiner949** » 25 Mar 2009, 11:22

Plastic Jesus wrote:
captainangry wrote:One word: scurvy. You loose your teeth and have open sores all over your body. No thanks.
Another word, lemons. Scurvy was not necessarily endemic to all who traveled the sea, as long as they kept proper rations aboard ship. Scurvy was mostly a problem for Europeans making extended sea voyages. Pirates disembarked a lot and plundered other ships to refreash their supplies The greatest enemy of pirates, other pirates.

Well my Vampire Pirates can kick your regular pirate's butts. They can live without the food or water and just kill wantonly without fear of death or any of the other reprecussions. Plus, they have better wenches because everyone knows that vampires are the most sexually active of all.

Unread post by **GrimGriz** » 25 Mar 2009, 11:56

only after feeding...you need a lot of blood for a...nevermind...this might be a family show

Unread post by **captainAngry** » 25 Mar 2009, 01:08

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Unread post by **Plastic Jesus** » 25 Mar 2009, 01:17

LOL Captain!

Canadians make everything funnier!

BTW A vampire pirate is stupid, WTF would they do with their ship during the day? Vampire Pirate = Sunk

Pirates are still best.

Unread post by **steiner949** » 25 Mar 2009, 01:36

They can still hide their boat in a safe harbor on their secret island fortress, and still be able to attack when night falls, that or they are located at one of the poles where there is more darkness than light in a day. Dunno, just being stupid I guess.

tHeReAlSuSaN · Unread post by **tHeReAlSuSaN** » 25 Mar 2009, 03:46

I CHOOSE A PIMP PIRATE WHO HAS NINJA SKILLZ AND THE GIRLS LIKE TO SEE HIS "LIGHT SABER" :0

Unread post by **D34THSPAWN** » 25 Mar 2009, 04:11

bear cavalry for the fucking win

Unread post by **Divine Fate** » 25 Mar 2009, 04:12

Captain's image just made my mind up. Lumberjacks all the way.

Unread post by **thedoghouse** » 25 Mar 2009, 04:33

HA DIVINE!

Unread post by **Liquid Death** » 29 Mar 2009, 09:06

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Unread post by **Plastic Jesus** » 29 Mar 2009, 09:48

You are all going to die!

Unread post by **Liquid Death** » 30 Mar 2009, 04:01

Lol PJ
I would like to be a space pirate so I could say, "Fire up the advanced photon receptors, Scaliwags!"

Unread post by **thedoghouse** » 31 Mar 2009, 06:46

bad liquid, ak-47s and penguins in suits

Unread post by **captainAngry** » 31 Mar 2009, 08:29

Plastic Jesus wrote:You are all going to die!

That is the most happy skull and crossbones I have ever seen.

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