Funny sayings
Posted: 19 Aug 2009, 01:48
ill start
"You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and the clue mating dance" Edward Flaherty
"My mother's menu consists of two choices: take it or leave it"
Buddy Hackett
"If you can't beat them, arrange them to be beaten"
George Carlin
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics"
Mark Twain
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word your thinking of"
Burt Bachrach
"You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and the clue mating dance" Edward Flaherty
"My mother's menu consists of two choices: take it or leave it"
Buddy Hackett
"If you can't beat them, arrange them to be beaten"
George Carlin
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics"
Mark Twain
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word your thinking of"
Burt Bachrach