A typical convo between me and Flamin

[the asylum]

[pcJDAWG]

Are you the dude that makes people play meleefort on the fun server?

IMO you should be eaten alive by toothless piranhas.

While on fire.

In an acid bath.

[the asylum]

pcJDAWG: Sod off, Asylum! Your maps don't belong on this server!


Asylum: It was not by my hand that we played Melee Fort again. It was voted on by players who voted at the end of the last map!


pcJDAWG: Voting!? Your nominations are why we even go there in the first place!


Asylum: Perhaps the same could be said of all maps and their nominators...


pcJDAWG: Your words are as empty as your social life! The community ill needs a map like those!


Asylum: What is a map!? A miserable little pile of code! But enough talk. say !nominate chooser_melee_fort_a14

[Haunwulf]

>Be the first to nominate a map
>Nominated map is first choice in vote
>Everyone doesn't look at the choices and just one bashes.
>Map wins.

A strategy that only Asylum seems to know.

[_Pipeline]

That's why I always tell everyone to cram the nomination list every time asylum joins but before he's fully in-game.

[krubby]

I just change the map whenever we're stuck on meleefort.

[pcJDAWG]

I think Melee Fort shouldn't even be in the map list.

It's just like checkers; the first few times you play it it's fun and interesting, but after a while you just wan't vomit your guts out and die in the bile.

And on the topic of nominating, I have to say this:

Most people don't nominate because they either don't know how to do it, or want the natural vote to appear and try out some new map that's not being forced by anyone.

[the asylum]

I lieu of new melee fort on the server, I've taken a liking to nominating truly awful maps like Forbidden Forest and Nici's Cool Level right off the bat, to see if people really do one-bash religiously.

Amazingly, only two or three people ever vote for them.

[pcJDAWG]

I lieu of new melee fort on the server, I've taken a liking to nominating truly awful maps like Forbidden Forest and Nici's Cool Level right off the bat, to see if people really do one-bash religiously.

Amazingly, only two or three people ever vote for them.

I fully support nominating REALLY horrible maps like that. Horrible maps are quite fun.

It's just that Melee Fort isn't horrible enough. It's boring. Everyone does the same shit OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Engineers keep building mini-sentries, heavies dominate open spaces, it's just stupid and infuriating chaos.

[the asylum]

It's just that Melee Fort isn't horrible enough. It's boring. Everyone does the same shit OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Engineers keep building mini-sentries, heavies dominate open spaces

you uh

you know know we're talking about melee fort right

you know

melee

as in, emphasis added on the "melee" part of melee fort

[pcJDAWG]

It's just that Melee Fort isn't horrible enough. It's boring. Everyone does the same shit OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Engineers keep building mini-sentries, heavies dominate open spaces

you uh

you know know we're talking about melee fort right

you know

melee

as in, emphasis added on the "melee" part of melee fort

Fuck, I was think of dm_somethingfort.

I dun goofed.

Still fucking hate the water melee map.

[Haunwulf]

dm_blockfort.

That is all.

[PhrozenFlame]

Asylum's melee_fort levels are infinitely better than shit like melee_cube and melee_checkers because most of them have an objective beyond "kill everyone with your melee weapon". They're also larger so they give you more room to improvise, unlike melee_checkers where I just "bind o sm_slay @aim" and stand on a pillar waiting for someone to come at me so I can slay them.

And besides, the best terrible map on the server is arena_gridfloor. It is an abomination, but it is probably the most hilarious abomination I have ever seen.

*Round Starts*
*90% of players die immediately*
*People who have played the level before go Engineer, Sniper or Soldier and hope for the best*
*Eventually I just slay everyone*

[the asylum]

^^ ty phrozen :3

A lot of planning and sketching has into Melee Fort, it's good to see someone appreciate them

[Fireproof]

...I just "bind o sm_slay @aim" and stand on a pillar waiting for someone to come at me so I can slay them.

I INVENTED THAT.

[Haunwulf]

...I just "bind o sm_slay @aim" and stand on a pillar waiting for someone to come at me so I can slay them.

I INVENTED THAT.

You invented something that you didn't have the power to do? What a boring life.

[Fireproof]

...I just "bind o sm_slay @aim" and stand on a pillar waiting for someone to come at me so I can slay them.

I INVENTED THAT.

You invented something that you didn't have the power to do? What a boring life.

I used kick, and I don't like you.

[LaN]

[Haunwulf]

...I just "bind o sm_slay @aim" and stand on a pillar waiting for someone to come at me so I can slay them.

I INVENTED THAT.

You invented something that you didn't have the power to do? What a boring life.

I used kick, and I don't like you.

:Swag:

[Scrambles]

Upside to the funserver being dead 99% of the time lately: no map arguments. Whether or not I'm part of them

[_Pipeline]

Oh for fuck's sake, does it mean anything to you that some of us have finals to worry about and consider them more important than video games right now?

[Burnerman]

Oh for fuck's sake, does it mean anything to you that some of us have finals to worry about and consider them more important than video games right now?

more important than video games

INCONCEIVABLE

[Scrambles]

By lately I meant for the past two months

[_Pipeline]

Oh for fuck's sake, does it mean anything to you that some of us have had college to worry about for the past 2 months and have considered it more important than video games?

[Scrambles]

Did you not have college in September and October?

[_Pipeline]

It becomes a steep uphill climb the further in you get.