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hey evryone, im ramses from tf2! i hope someone knows who i am, i've been there for 3-4 years playing, i know almost all the admins, thursday, spleenter, flamingsarge, etc. well if you remember me and you like meh...

idk... do what you think you should do

and like im here for soo many time and i know almost evryone who plays there, i would like to be an admin, its somehow fair for most of people, but for haters it isn't.
I would not abuse, or slay evryone like the "abuser admins" [admins may get mad if they read this] but i wont do that, only if you guys really want, cheaters hackers and scammers can just f@ck off! And thats it, if you think i could be a good admin go on my profile and click yes or no, its your choise, i dont blame anyone for the yes/s and no/s. Thank you all for watching this post!

RamHelpsYou [my name dont mean i might really help you, dont anoy me cause of that!]

Oh man, this thread is gonna get it.

RamHelpsYou wrote:hey evryone, im ramses from tf2! i hope someone knows who i am, i've been there for 3-4 years playing, i know almost all the admins, thursday, spleenter, flamingsarge, etc. well if you remember me and you like meh...

idk... do what you think you should do

and like im here for soo many time and i know almost evryone who plays there, i would like to be an admin, its somehow fair for most of people, but for haters it isn't.
I would not abuse, or slay evryone like the "abuser admins" [admins may get mad if they read this] but i wont do that, only if you guys really want, cheaters hackers and scammers can just f@ck off! And thats it, if you think i could be a good admin go on my profile and click yes or no, its your choise, i dont blame anyone for the yes/s and no/s. Thank you all for watching this post!

RamHelpsYou [my name dont mean i might really help you, dont anoy me cause of that!]

Translation: Can I have admin?

It's even in the wrong section. *headdesk*

I think RamHelpsYou would make an excellent admin and I voted Yes!

I mean, just look at his name! Ram Helps YOU, not just me, but everyone!

I'm sure that with RamHelpsYou as an admin there will never be another cheater on any of the servers and he will not abuse his powers. That was his promise!

Ram for president!

thank you zarik, i hate those cheaters, someone have to teach them a lesson too!

never have i seen someone lose any chances of getting admin as fast as this.

EveOfTheApocalypse wrote:never have i seen someone lose any chances of getting admin as fast as this

Not even me?

Kriegsmarine wrote:

EveOfTheApocalypse wrote:never have i seen someone lose any chances of getting admin as fast as this

Not even me?

Not sure, haven't been in the forums enough to say.

Hello, I am called Jeørk Matski. Ramhelping man has save me and wife from many evil Chernobyls and helped me make the programming for "Terrific Horse Simulator 2" on beautiful Pegasus system of entertainment. He backed by wonderful werewolfs party and votes for him votes for jolly times. I not joshing with my fucking.

I expected greater things from you Denzoson.

You spell everybody wrong.
You lost your 3-4 years benefit.
good day sir.

Zarik'sBrother wrote:I think RamHelpsYou would make an excellent admin and I voted Yes!

I mean, just look at his name! Ram Helps YOU, not just me, but everyone!

I'm sure that with RamHelpsYou as an admin there will never be another cheater on any of the servers and he will not abuse his powers. That was his promise!

Ram for president!

Nice trolling there bro!

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:Oh man, this thread is gonna get it.

Totally :P, Just wait until Tampa gets back he's gonna have a field day with this

RamHelpsYou once saved me from a pack of hungry wolves when I was just a baby. Ram 4 admin.

wow... this thread.. so many errors...you know, i think we should just let tampa run wild with this one..

RamHelpsYou and I grew up together in the rugged hills of Ukraine. Life was always tough for Ram and I, earning our survival day to day, living off the land. One day we were confronted by foreign men, a pale color with a dialect we had never heard before. These men took us away across the vast ocean to their land, enslaving us to work in their fields. For many years we did this until one day Ram decided it was enough, and we were to escape back to our homeland. The masters made us sleep in shackles at night, paired together so to make escape more difficult. That night Ram and I snuck out of our shelter, to the master's estate. Ram knew that in the kitchen the master kept sharp utilities that would help us undo our shackles. Ram forgot that his wrist had swollen from a bee sting a few days ago, so to assure our freedom, he cut his own hand off in sacrifice to free us. To stop his bleeding Ram knew that heat would stop the wound, as we learned from being branded by our masters, so he turned on the fire in the kitchen and burned close his wound. While this was happening, the master's companion, a small furry wolf or dog, not seen in our homeland, walked into the kitchen and started to yell at us in his native tongue. We did not realize but master was on his way already down the stairs. We saw the master and his three sons rush into the kitchen all with very big guns. They yelled at us but we did not understand, but Ram knew they meant to harm us. Ram took the knife he had just used to sever his hand and dived over the counter, knocking down all of master's kitchen items. Ram landed first on the smallest of the children, thrusting the blade into the little one's chest, causing much blood and yelling, which stopped very shortly. Ram took the gun the small one dropped and without much knowledge of such tools, aimed it wildly toward the others and managed to hit the eldest son in the neck, causing all of his top to explode, very gruesome. The master and his last son had become so scared they tried to shoot at Ram, but his crazed eyes and bloody body had them not moving. Ram took the other gun the eldest son dropped as he didn't know to put more bullets in other gun, and shot the master in his chest, making his heart and insides spill throughout kitchen area. He took the last child and like the clubbed weapons we knew, mashed its head until the pale man was not moving, and his brains could see us all. Ram saved us that night and we escaped back to homeland where families said we are heroes to them. Never forget that night Ram and I will not, without Ram I would be lost, I am forever in debt to him.

Ram is very big name where I grew up, all because of RamHelpsYou. He was just a simple farmer boy from up the road, not known to very many people in my village. Then one day, Black Riders came into town and demanded our women and children. Not knowing what to do or who to call Ram came down from his Farm and began to attack the riders with his bare hands. The riders were confused and disoriented and became weak. The riders then tried one last effort to have their way, it was to poke a hole in the dam keeping our village dry. Ram saw this and put his finger into the hole to save our village from annihilation, and as such we are forever indebted to him.

Ram for Prime Minister!

hey ram it doesnt look like you got your steam connected to here...we cant vote your up or down till you do that just so ya know

RamHelpsYou wrote: i would like to be an admin

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:RamHelpsYou and I grew up together in the rugged hills of Ukraine. Life was always tough for Ram and I, earning our survival day to day, living off the land. One day we were confronted by foreign men, a pale color with a dialect we had never heard before. These men took us away across the vast ocean to their land, enslaving us to work in their fields. For many years we did this until one day Ram decided it was enough, and we were to escape back to our homeland. The masters made us sleep in shackles at night, paired together so to make escape more difficult. That night Ram and I snuck out of our shelter, to the master's estate. Ram knew that in the kitchen the master kept sharp utilities that would help us undo our shackles. Ram forgot that his wrist had swollen from a bee sting a few days ago, so to assure our freedom, he cut his own hand off in sacrifice to free us. To stop his bleeding Ram knew that heat would stop the wound, as we learned from being branded by our masters, so he turned on the fire in the kitchen and burned close his wound. While this was happening, the master's companion, a small furry wolf or dog, not seen in our homeland, walked into the kitchen and started to yell at us in his native tongue. We did not realize but master was on his way already down the stairs. We saw the master and his three sons rush into the kitchen all with very big guns. They yelled at us but we did not understand, but Ram knew they meant to harm us. Ram took the knife he had just used to sever his hand and dived over the counter, knocking down all of master's kitchen items. Ram landed first on the smallest of the children, thrusting the blade into the little one's chest, causing much blood and yelling, which stopped very shortly. Ram took the gun the small one dropped and without much knowledge of such tools, aimed it wildly toward the others and managed to hit the eldest son in the neck, causing all of his top to explode, very gruesome. The master and his last son had become so scared they tried to shoot at Ram, but his crazed eyes and bloody body had them not moving. Ram took the other gun the eldest son dropped as he didn't know to put more bullets in other gun, and shot the master in his chest, making his heart and insides spill throughout kitchen area. He took the last child and like the clubbed weapons we knew, mashed its head until the pale man was not moving, and his brains could see us all. Ram saved us that night and we escaped back to homeland where families said we are heroes to them. Never forget that night Ram and I will not, without Ram I would be lost, I am forever in debt to him.

tl;dr.Summarize it for me.

Time To Go Back To Listing My Responses!

1. You will never be able to slay. Even when you get admin.You'll never be able to.

2. You did the introduction wrong,Read the instructions bro.

3. If you play the funserver, and if you just said you won't abuse your admin,You're doing it wrong.

4. Pancakes

5. You only know thursday because you gave items to noclip you.

6. Knowing you, when you get admin, You will constantly change to breakfloor. Just sayin

7. We can't vote you for admin unless you put in your steam ID. Unless you were bombarded with yes/no votes and decided to remove it before I noticed this thread.

Then he left :/

ram is eh pretty col guy, he asks for adminn and he aren't afraid of anything

A Common Sandvich wrote:ram is eh pretty col guy, he asks for adminn and he aren't afraid of anything

Time to find all the people who did too.

Dmc Havoc

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Joker Jon

Haunwulf wrote: 3. If you play the funserver, and if you just said you won't abuse your admin,You're doing it wrong.

He wouldn't be doing it wrong. he would be lying.

^ Nostalgia trip

Ramses you haven't been here for 3-4 years bruv, not even close.

Celtic wrote:^ Nostalgia trip

Ramses you haven't been here for 3-4 years bruv, not even close.

That might be because the site came up at the end of '09.

I ams the missings of ram helping mans. He friends goods us all.

I meant when he started playing on the server but yeah, forums included since they haven't been update for that long either.

^

spambots. yayyy...