Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
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Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
Seriously. Take it off please.
Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
you dont understand the genius of the simplicity of this map, its ability to make people rage if amazing.
so one day, i was on the server and i was trying to build a senty with tgame. i counted down "3,2,1,"then BAM. SERVER CRASH. then some pacman.
"where did we go so wrong?" Eythur as Heavy. March 30th 2010.
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
Tomm sums up all that needs to be said.
However on that note: CRY SOME MOAR!
However on that note: CRY SOME MOAR!
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
Is that all you really needed to say? and tomm you spelt is wrong
And also
And also
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
What the Topic says: "Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever"
What I Read: "The Funserver is literally the worst server ever"
What I Read: "The Funserver is literally the worst server ever"
Life is whatever.
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
^ what he saysPhrozenFlame wrote:What the Topic says: "Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever"
What I Read: "The Funserver is literally the worst server ever"
what I think: No shit sherlock
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It wouldn't be so bad if melee checkers were to disappearTrilby wrote:^ what he saysPhrozenFlame wrote:What the Topic says: "Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever"
What I Read: "The Funserver is literally the worst server ever"
what I think: No shit sherlock
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Don't get your hopes up, as long as theres retards on the funserver it will suckthe asylum wrote:It wouldn't be so bad if melee checkers were to disappearTrilby wrote:^ what he saysPhrozenFlame wrote:What the Topic says: "Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever"
What I Read: "The Funserver is literally the worst server ever"
what I think: No shit sherlock
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
It's fine but it's getting over-played and becoming the new breakfloor for the server. I prefer breakfloor, but if people want melee maps so much like chamber and this we might as well just add more melee maps to give it some variety.
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
Allegedly wrote:It's fine but it's getting over-played and becoming the new breakfloor for the server. I prefer breakfloor, but if people want melee maps so much like chamber and this we might as well just add more melee maps to give it some variety.
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
The only thing about checkers/bash is that it is easily exploited
-infinite uber
-overheal
-infinite kritz
-dastards using guns
-pillar climbers
-infinite uber
-overheal
-infinite kritz
-dastards using guns
-pillar climbers
Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
I like the map sometimes but if played to much it makes me . PS. where do i go to vote for admins?
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
If beetle made a melee_checkers_cC, it would prolly be not buggy, and have the NO GUNS thing appear every round, and have the pillars plastered with ADMIN ONLY signs. Would that work?
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
3 hits should break the pillarsFlaminSarge wrote:If beetle made a melee_checkers_cC, it would prolly be not buggy, and have the NO GUNS thing appear every round, and have the pillars plastered with ADMIN ONLY signs. Would that work?
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arena_break_pillar?
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I like where this thread is going.
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I demand a Melee checkers weekend where the only playable map is that one.
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I demand the execution of this man via sat on by 4 large men.Jara wrote:I demand a Melee checkers weekend where the only playable map is that one.
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I vote for his execution by Saxton Hale. Just saying.
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
I think there should be a remake of this map with a twist!
1: Only 2 thin walkways making the map look like a giant crosshair
2: a invisible Turnstile that knocks people over the edge forcing people to keep moving (would be good against CloaknDagger spys)
3: Remove the pillars (to stop pillar camping)
1: Only 2 thin walkways making the map look like a giant crosshair
2: a invisible Turnstile that knocks people over the edge forcing people to keep moving (would be good against CloaknDagger spys)
3: Remove the pillars (to stop pillar camping)
(insert witty comment here)
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
Pillars could be removed or make them just small platforms like the one in the middle but without a health kit.
I still think that the "last guy on team is allowed to use weapons" rule is unfair. Specially if it's a heavy.
Melee checkers > cp_skyscraper4 > balloon_race_v3_t7 > all the rest
I still think that the "last guy on team is allowed to use weapons" rule is unfair. Specially if it's a heavy.
Melee checkers > cp_skyscraper4 > balloon_race_v3_t7 > all the rest
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
How about last guy can use any non-full-auto weapons? (minigun is full auto)
Also you must remember that the minigun is very easily stripped during the game, and most heavies lose it early, so low chance of them getting a minigun
Also you must remember that the minigun is very easily stripped during the game, and most heavies lose it early, so low chance of them getting a minigun
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
Jara wrote:Pillars could be removed or make them just small platforms like the one in the middle but without a health kit.
I still think that the "last guy on team is allowed to use weapons" rule is unfair. Specially if it's a heavy.
Melee checkers > cp_skyscraper4 > balloon_race_v3_t7 > all the rest
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You dropped your flame shieldJara wrote:Pillars could be removed or make them just small platforms like the one in the middle but without a health kit.
I still think that the "last guy on team is allowed to use weapons" rule is unfair. Specially if it's a heavy.
Melee checkers > cp_skyscraper4 > balloon_race_v3_t7 > all the rest
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Re: Melee Checkers is literally the worst map ever
Also now when someone goomba stomps someone all weapons are stripped except addon weapons, i.e huntsman, direct hit, fronteir justice, etc. so there should be less issue with last man using guns but im sure that the problem will persist.
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I'm a misunderstood genius.Tampashrew wrote:Jara wrote:Pillars could be removed or make them just small platforms like the one in the middle but without a health kit.
I still think that the "last guy on team is allowed to use weapons" rule is unfair. Specially if it's a heavy.
Melee checkers > cp_skyscraper4 > balloon_race_v3_t7 > all the rest
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Jara wrote:I'm a misunderstood genius.Tampashrew wrote:Jara wrote:Pillars could be removed or make them just small platforms like the one in the middle but without a health kit.
I still think that the "last guy on team is allowed to use weapons" rule is unfair. Specially if it's a heavy.
Melee checkers > cp_skyscraper4 > balloon_race_v3_t7 > all the rest
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It's now impossible to nominate melee checkers. It says "this map has been played recently" even though it's not true. :/
If it really were a bad map, people wouldn't vote for it but they do.
If it really were a bad map, people wouldn't vote for it but they do.
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In my experience, melee_checkers has ALWAYS been played recently.Jara wrote:It's now impossible to nominate melee checkers. It says "this map has been played recently" even though it's not true. :/
If it really were a bad map, people wouldn't vote for it but they do.
"Oh look, the funServer is on meleecheckers, I'll go join and see what madness happens there."
*Round ends and map changes right after I join*
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