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GUY MONTAG

Can be seen: Playing a heavy, or a pyro, or an engineer.

Can be heard: Cursing frequently, blaming other people for his death, being made fun of in harsh yet amusing ways by Viano, making puns, explaining said puns, trolling, emitting a strange low-pitched warble that acts as his voice.

Most oft-used insult against him: "Gay Monfag"

Why you'll hate him: Hogging the team medic, not shutting up, puns.

hey look its gay monfag

NAME: Nick
AGE: 18
GENDER: Male
LOCATION: Brooklin, Ontario, Soviet Canada
NATIONALITY/HERITAGE: British
FAVORITE MUSIC: Anything that gets me psyched (techno, lots of video game music)
FAVORITE MOVIES: Comedy, I guess. Most movies bore me.
FAVORITE DRINK: Chocolate milk
FAVORITE COLOR: Purple
PETS: 1 weiner dog, 1 basset hound
SIBLINGS: 1 older sister (inb4 brael and viano saying anything regarding this.)
GAMES: Untold billions.
HEALTH: Terrible, but body is kept in good condition by metabolism.
CURRENT PEEVE: Untold billions.
SCHOOL: Will be attending Wilfrid Laurier University in the fall.
OCCUPATION: cynic.

arkawn wrote:hey looks its gay monfag

Guy Montag wrote:Most oft-used insult against him: "Gay Monfag"

i was going to apply to laurier for some reason

but i applied to guelph-humber instead
then they cancelled the program i applied to

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Not gonna lie, your puns are pretty worthy of hate.

How do you Canadians chew your food when the top part of your head is detached from the lower portion at the jaw?

Stupid floppy-headed, beady-eyed Canadians. Try and act less like you are from the deep south.

Oh look, it's GUY MONTAG

See? See what I did there?

I wasn't mean to you, CANADIAN SLIME

lol , and welcome to the forums

Oh look its Gui Montague

........asshat