Guy Montag

[Guy Montag]

GUY MONTAG

Can be seen: Playing a heavy, or a pyro, or an engineer.

Can be heard: Cursing frequently, blaming other people for his death, being made fun of in harsh yet amusing ways by Viano, making puns, explaining said puns, trolling, emitting a strange low-pitched warble that acts as his voice.

Most oft-used insult against him: "Gay Monfag"

Why you'll hate him: Hogging the team medic, not shutting up, puns.

[arkawn]

hey look its gay monfag

[Guy Montag]

NAME: Nick
AGE: 18
GENDER: Male
LOCATION: Brooklin, Ontario, Soviet Canada
NATIONALITY/HERITAGE: British
FAVORITE MUSIC: Anything that gets me psyched (techno, lots of video game music)
FAVORITE MOVIES: Comedy, I guess. Most movies bore me.
FAVORITE DRINK: Chocolate milk
FAVORITE COLOR: Purple
PETS: 1 weiner dog, 1 basset hound
SIBLINGS: 1 older sister (inb4 brael and viano saying anything regarding this.)
GAMES: Untold billions.
HEALTH: Terrible, but body is kept in good condition by metabolism.
CURRENT PEEVE: Untold billions.
SCHOOL: Will be attending Wilfrid Laurier University in the fall.
OCCUPATION: cynic.

[Guy Montag]

hey looks its gay monfag

Most oft-used insult against him: "Gay Monfag"

[arkawn]

i was going to apply to laurier for some reason

but i applied to guelph-humber instead
then they cancelled the program i applied to

:\

[Divine Fate]

Not gonna lie, your puns are pretty worthy of hate.

[BigJohn 308]

How do you Canadians chew your food when the top part of your head is detached from the lower portion at the jaw?

[captainAngry]

Stupid floppy-headed, beady-eyed Canadians. Try and act less like you are from the deep south.

[Thursday]

Oh look, it's GUY MONTAG

See? See what I did there?

I wasn't mean to you, CANADIAN SLIME

[Twister]

lol , and welcome to the forums

[Toastyking]

Oh look its Gui Montague

........asshat