So... I'm a terrorist.

[bluephyr]

You might or might not have heard about the Swine flu scare in the south and in the west.
Both California, with ~5 infections, and Texas, with now ~3 infections, are both focal points of this virus strand...
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/24/swine.flu/

(the worst part is, they don't even mention that it was MY school in CIBOLO TEXAS, for fuck's sake. We're that much of BOONS.)

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_ ... _High.html

I get a week free. Now, I'm assuming they can decide to open it back up at any time during the week, so it's not like I won't expect it.
And as a senior, I don't think there's anyway having to have an extra week of school is going to affect me any.

You should have heard some of the stuff they've told us over the phone, or read what was written to us in letters. LoL.
They basically told us, "You are recommended not to make contact with ANYONE outside school. We encourage you to take work off, not to go to Fiesta, Prom, OR CHURCH."
Think about people who work at freakin' McDonalds!! I ate there for lunch today and everyone there was from Steele. LOL. Spread that shit.

And did you know this? We're labeled as bioterrorists if we get on planes or try to get out of the country.
MY NAME IS ON THE NO-FLY LIST. (No-fly list: also called the terrorist information sheet......)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Fly_List

[StrudelB]

cibolo... texas...




WE HAVE FOUND THE LOCATION OF THE TARRORISTS IN THE US! WE MUST ATTACK NOW!

[Trilby]

That sucks

[g_e_oos]

Seen resident evil? nuke it

[Plastic Jesus]

I am on the no fly list too, but since I don't fly anywhere it doesn't matter.

[captainAngry]

what did you do plastic?

[Noodlefoo]

I know why he's on the list, yurns out Plastic's the one who created the strain of flu and sent it to Steele to kill off Blue and I.

And yeah, anyone who wants to do any zombie hunting needs to get to Cibolo before we exploded like Raccoon City.
Real life L4D!

[Sastora]

That's crazy crazy crazy.

[thedoghouse]

see, It's a matter of national security that you don't take ONE STEP outside of your house, just don't ask ok? If someone ELSE gets sick the world starts crying, and IF you happened to fly to DC the president might get sick, even though he has a ton a guards. SEEEEE IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!

[Plastic Jesus]

It's not my fault, it's just that my name was rare, so if I have a strange name it must be muslim and I must be a terrorist.

[pleasenopouncing]

1 time me and my friends were playing airsoft in their neighborhood and some lady thought we were TERRORISTS and called the cops on us. i was wearing a paintball mask and my friends were wearing sunglasses to protect eyes. when the cop he asked what we were doing and we showed him our guns and bbs and then he told us it might be best that we just go back inside just so people dont get worried or something like that it was crazy.

[marcus]

It's not my fault, it's just that my name was rare, so if I have a strange name it must be muslim and I must be a terrorist.

jesus isn't that rare a name

[arkawn]

Last anyone in my family flew to the states they tore apart said peoples laptops and then improperly put them back together because lolbombs

my sisters laptop ended up being 90% duct tape

so yeah i wouldnt want to fly to your terriparanoid country anyways

[g_e_oos]

Ark, tell us how you really feel about America.

[Riftoff]

I'm seriously considering moving to Canada when I graduate. This shit's getting out of control.

[arkawn]

Ark, tell us how you really feel about America.

i think youre overtly paranoid and shouldnt touch thinks you dont know how to put back together!

[Plastic Jesus]

If you want to leave the country I would advise against Canada, go to Ireland, they are much cooler and have better accents.

[arkawn]

Yeah come to Canada once our lameass conservative party is out of power and marijuana is decriminalized

[Noodlefoo]

LOL Parliamentary based democracy with the English Queen as a figure head!