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Haikus are easy
They do not have to rhyme
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t00bz wrote:Haikus are easy
They do not have to rhyme
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line two is lacking
error please try it again
recheck your haiku
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This is sort of sad.
You guys are bad on purpose.
Maybe take lessons?
Life is whatever.
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Screw you Phrozen guy
Haikus are super easy
You need lessons too.
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A bit redundant
But I fixed my old Haiku
It is down below


Haikus are easy
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Thread of meta poems
Writing haikus 'bout haikus
How uninspired
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Phrozen insults Hiakus
admin minus 1
better?
This would be worth money if you had it in writing
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Affadavit dude
Your haiku is very bad
SO GO FIX IT NAO
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Fairies destroy house.
You wage war against fairies.
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL.
Life is whatever.
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Haiku's are awesome
They can be repetitive
Haiku's are awesome.
Did you ever see a sweet girl with her boyfriend and think "how on earth can a ugly dumbass like him score such a girl?"?
Be that dumbass

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[22:15] giggles: i got these golds up in my mouthhh
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we should all try this
speaking in haiku's for now
interesting, yes?
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I will decline that.
There aren't enough syllables
to suit my own taste.
Life is whatever.
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God damn that's funny
I really hate that Gig
try harder next time
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Kriegsmarine wrote:God damn that's funny
I really hate that Gig
try harder next time
has an obsession
with the species of equus
colorful creatures.
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Had a cheeseburger
Feeling pretty bad right now
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I'm gonna kill me
You're gonna kill you, kill you
Don't believe your grandfather
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Hiaku's were cool
everything grows old
not so much now
This would be worth money if you had it in writing
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I am going to
make an awesome haiku for
you to enjoy now
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Member's Weekend now
so far it was fantastic!
toasty lost the duel
:dance:
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Giggles flames
toasty the wrench
both dangerous
This would be worth money if you had it in writing
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That last haiku was
Not quite in the right format
It goes 5, 7, 5

( Unless you know an ancient haiku secret )
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Transending Hiakus
No Need for sylabols here
spelling quite bad also
This would be worth money if you had it in writing
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what the hell happened
revival of the great threads
soon to die again
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I suck at haikus
giggles bumped too many threads
They're all boring though
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What am I doing?
'Posting in a Haiku Thread
Why did I post here?
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Ghost is enraged,
The raven enslaves me
My insanity increases!
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Haikus are bad for
english majors because of
not good math skills
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TheBlindKhezu wrote:Ghost is enraged,
The raven enslaves me
My insanity increases!
You cannot stop me, ghost.
Be glad that you were second.
My appetite grows.
Life is whatever.
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