How the Person Above you Dies

A Common Sandvich · Unread post by **A Common Sandvich** » 17 Jun 2011, 07:18

Dies in a cliche fashion.

AM I DOIN IT RITE

Optimus Prime Rib · Unread post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » 29 Jun 2011, 09:31

You are involved in a terrible hunting accident. Your friend accidentally shoots you with his sidearm, it's probably just a 9mm, so the bullet only tears through parts of your brain, keeping you alive. On the way to the hospital, the ambulance gets stuck on the railroad tracks. Not good for you since a train is coming, but they get you out in time, and eventually make it to the hospital. After spending months in the hospital, healing and rehabilitating, you get home, and after about a week you start feeling ill. You die from influenza.

A Common Sandvich · Unread post by **A Common Sandvich** » 29 Jun 2011, 03:11

Hot damn, that was a good read.

You die of dysentary

Unread post by **giggles** » 29 Jun 2011, 03:17

the eyepatch lady kills him with his own sonic screwdriver.

A Common Sandvich · Unread post by **A Common Sandvich** » 29 Jun 2011, 03:19

Is assimilated by the Cybermen

Kriegsmarine · Unread post by **Kriegsmarine** » 29 Jun 2011, 03:32

attacked by mutant milk cartons

Unread post by **giggles** » 29 Jun 2011, 06:06

was eaten by ponies.

Kriegsmarine · Unread post by **Kriegsmarine** » 29 Jun 2011, 06:58

doesn't accept friendship and love

TheBlindKhezu · Unread post by **TheBlindKhezu** » 13 Jul 2011, 12:30

Kreigs enter merchants store she closes, He died of starvation and thus was devoired by Greg the gargoyle

sideik · Unread post by **sideik** » 13 Jul 2011, 09:44

goes outside and gets horribly burned from lack of sunlight. lives out the nest 3 days in his slightly lit chest he keeps stuff he's going to bend things in and dies because Bender decided to activate his ultimate capabability and bend it all at once.

Kriegsmarine · Unread post by **Kriegsmarine** » 13 Jul 2011, 10:12

Dies, from, actually! using... punctuation? (in) sentences!?

Tampashrew · Unread post by **Tampashrew** » 13 Jul 2011, 11:34

Crushed by Krogan testes.

sideik · Unread post by **sideik** » 14 Jul 2011, 02:04

crushed by balls of steel

TheBlindKhezu · Unread post by **TheBlindKhezu** » 14 Jul 2011, 05:58

died from my arch nemesis Mantheon

Dick Trickle · Unread post by **Dick Trickle** » 14 Jul 2011, 09:53

Killed by a having Arthur Smith throw a wine glass at him.

Kriegsmarine · Unread post by **Kriegsmarine** » 14 Jul 2011, 11:50

killed by having a wine glass throwing Arthur Smith at him

A Common Sandvich · Unread post by **A Common Sandvich** » 14 Jul 2011, 12:40

Killed by having a wine glass containing Arthur Smith thrown at him.

Kool-Aid King · Unread post by **Kool-Aid King** » 15 Jul 2011, 03:21

Killed by being suffocated by of a swarm of thousands of moths.

Kriegsmarine · Unread post by **Kriegsmarine** » 15 Jul 2011, 08:14

ruins perfectly good lines

sideik · Unread post by **sideik** » 15 Jul 2011, 09:06

Kriegsmarine wrote:ruins perfectly good lines

ruins his pants and wasn't let back in the fancy bar

Kriegsmarine · Unread post by **Kriegsmarine** » 15 Jul 2011, 09:12

ruins his mom and is now his own, father, brother, sister and mother

sideik · Unread post by **sideik** » 15 Jul 2011, 02:00

no one would pay attention to this weegee

A Common Sandvich · Unread post by **A Common Sandvich** » 15 Jul 2011, 02:10

Zapped by bugs

sideik · Unread post by **sideik** » 15 Jul 2011, 02:52

had a swarm of flies attack him from a mysterious stranger with chrstmas lights on his hat

Kriegsmarine · Unread post by **Kriegsmarine** » 15 Jul 2011, 03:00

has a mysterious stranger from a swarm of flies with christmas trees with hats on them

TheBlindKhezu · Unread post by **TheBlindKhezu** » 15 Jul 2011, 07:24

garen,jarvan,lux and xin quad teamed his ass

scottlind1 · Unread post by **scottlind1** » 15 Jul 2011, 08:27

in one of his explosive attacks, he killed himself.

sideik · Unread post by **sideik** » 16 Jul 2011, 03:35

scottlind1 wrote:in one of his explosive attacks, he killed himself.

knocks over some pepper to come across bad luck and become a knocked over salt shaker o:

General · Unread post by **General** » 16 Jul 2011, 03:54

Gets anal raped by a gigantic wasp

scottlind1 · Unread post by **scottlind1** » 17 Jul 2011, 11:18

Gets face raped to death by a gigantic hornet.

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