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Unread post by **Riftoff** » 22 May 2011, 10:42

Since we're crossposting stuff from SA about TV Tropes now, enjoy the latest production: The Most Annoying Person On The Planet Describes Herself

This Troper is a cross between Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Cloudcuckoolander, The Stoic, The Smart Guy and Deadpan Snarker. No, I don't know how it works, either! She wants to major in astrophysics and double minor in theatre and Roman history. Don't ask. I'm a deadpan snarker and stoic inside my own head, although I will do whatever I want outside my head. If that includes jumping up in the middle of class, begging my history teacher if please please please please please can we take a two-minute break because it's snowing for the first time this year and I want to dance in it?! and wearing things like a pink flapper hat, a black-and-grey striped gothy dress, hippie-esque jewelry, and black tights with ballerina shoes (not ballet flats; her roommate's legit toe shoes) to class. On the other hand, I can out-snark everyone I know, and am ridiculously cynical- I have decided that since humanity on the whole is quite boring, I will simply create my own amusement. I will sing- very loudly- while playing center midfield on my field hockey game, simply because it confuses the other team when an opposing player is singing strange songs at the top of her lungs while twirling her sparkly-blue-hockey-tape-decorated field hockey stick. I am known for being somewhat of a pathological white liar; no-one ever knows quite what I had for breakfast, even if they do know my deepest darkest secrets. I also have the highest GPA in my school, which is probably the only reason my teachers tolerate me, seeing as I'm famous for doing papers the period before they're due and never studying for tests (until my grades start dropping, then I actually work). My friends know the line "Hey, I'm bored! C'mon [name]-" * grabs [name's] wrist* "-let's go cause havoc!" is to be feared. It usually entails the like of organising treasure hunts, delivering candy to random classes, or coating someone with sparkly glitter. But the people who think I'm constantly peppy and upbeat are usually quite confused when they hear my cynical rants- which are usually delivered in a peppy, upbeat tone.

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 22 May 2011, 11:31

BAMF wrote:
okay this one (specifically the end) makes me just mad

I gotta admit, "Just break your hymen yourself" made me laugh pretty hard.

I would also like to take this time to mourn tvtrope's death as a respectable website.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 23 May 2011, 04:29

This is why I stay far away from Troper Tales.

BAMF · Unread post by **BAMF** » 24 May 2011, 02:38

Giro confirmed to be a prominent and reoccurring cast member of This Troper

also

"no guys, it's not that I can't get any, I don't want any"

Denzo · Unread post by **Denzo** » 24 May 2011, 07:15

This thread is now about tvtropes.

OldManJenkins · Unread post by **OldManJenkins** » 24 May 2011, 08:14

Wrong. This thread is about Squiddles. Now and forever.

Denzo · Unread post by **Denzo** » 24 May 2011, 08:16

Squiddles just got real, brah.

Unread post by **Original** » 27 May 2011, 02:23

Last post in thread
Fearless leader gone missing
Hundred dollar myth

OldManJenkins · Unread post by **OldManJenkins** » 27 May 2011, 02:32

Suddenly rainbows.
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

Kriegsmarine · Unread post by **Kriegsmarine** » 27 May 2011, 06:37

OldManJenkins wrote:Suddenly rainbows.
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

you would do that

Unread post by **giggles** » 27 May 2011, 08:05

OldManJenkins wrote:Suddenly rainbows.
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

O__O WHOA.

BAMF · Unread post by **BAMF** » 27 May 2011, 08:46

la noire goty 2011 better then that shit portal 2

and I'm not just saying that because I want to have sex with Aaron Staton
for realz he's in mad men and a team bondi/rockstar what a rad guy

Denzo · Unread post by **Denzo** » 28 May 2011, 12:26

OldManJenkins wrote:Suddenly rainbows.
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

Winning.jpg

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 29 May 2011, 03:02

Bird has serious Anger Issues while Nick hides in the bathroom.

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 29 May 2011, 05:20

Hey, when was the last time we used the NSFW tags? NSFW: Click to View

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 30 May 2011, 12:05

Flame Hyenard is my hero, but Megaman X7 is horrible.

How long can you last on max sound?

I can last no seconds.

Dick Trickle · Unread post by **Dick Trickle** » 02 Jun 2011, 11:19

Optimus Prime Rib · Unread post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » 02 Jun 2011, 09:43

BAMF · Unread post by **BAMF** » 03 Jun 2011, 12:07

BAMF · Unread post by **BAMF** » 12 Jun 2011, 08:47

three reasons why the aquabats are my favorite band

also now people with mics can contribute to this troper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want to here some of your voices in one of these make it happen people

MAKE IT HAPPEENNN

Denzo · Unread post by **Denzo** » 12 Jun 2011, 09:41

I would audition the fuck out of thistroper, if only it were quieter around here.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 13 Jun 2011, 11:04

I'd burst into laughter halfway through whatever I'm reading.

BAMF · Unread post by **BAMF** » 16 Jun 2011, 03:07

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 26 Jun 2011, 06:15

You almost won, but nope.

Denzo · Unread post by **Denzo** » 26 Jun 2011, 06:17

Money, money, money. MONAAAAAYYYYYY.

Unread post by **Original** » 27 Jun 2011, 04:04

Denzo Denied

Denzo · Unread post by **Denzo** » 27 Jun 2011, 04:04

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 27 Jun 2011, 04:24

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Kriegsmarine · Unread post by **Kriegsmarine** » 27 Jun 2011, 04:48

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A Common Sandvich · Unread post by **A Common Sandvich** » 27 Jun 2011, 05:21

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