The Haiku Thread

[MrKerplunkers]

I just made a thread
Whilst dealing with my boredom
Post some damn haikus

[Denzo]

First is five, no more
This is really complex
I suck at haikus

[PhrozenFlame]

This? Complex? Good joke.
Good haikus are hard to make,
But these are easy.

[LAG King]

Oh a haiku thread

This is very exciting

God this is lame..er

[Riftoff]

Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

[giggles]

Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.

[Kriegsmarine]

Damn this thread is cool
I just wish I could write haiku
Before I began...

It's not like I'm bad
I'm just very complex yo
and this is hard man

Not that it's tiring
I still like what I write here
it's just that I'm bored

Now I am done here
this is my last Haiku now
I hope you like it

[Riftoff]

Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.

Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own

[spleenter]

Damn this thread is cool
I just wish I could write haiku
Before I began...

It's not like I'm bad
I'm just very complex yo
and this is hard man

Not that it's tiring
I still like what I write here
it's just that I'm bored

Now I am done here
this is my last Haiku now
I hope you like it

Overachieving
You're a smug son of a bitch
Don't you think you're cool.

[Original]

With force of pen
New art form found
Yoda am I

[giggles]

Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.

Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own

almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin

[Denzo]

Room is spinning fast
Spray paint not good for breathing
I hate my job here

[Original]

face masks filter
govt job has insurance
Denzo gets high for free

[giggles]

face masks filter
govt job has insurance
Denzo gets high for free

creator of maps
made the beauty, orient
collecting juju

[Kriegsmarine]

Damn this thread is cool
I just wish I could write haiku
Before I began...

It's not like I'm bad
I'm just very complex yo
and this is hard man

Not that it's tiring
I still like what I write here
it's just that I'm bored

Now I am done here
this is my last Haiku now
I hope you like it

Overachieving
You're a smug son of a bitch
Don't you think you're cool.

wow dude bro calm down
I was making fun of stuff
don't taze me dude bro!

[Riftoff]

Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.

Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own

almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin

Play video games
Not squash, cricket or soccer
You should try them now

Free of sensations
I am the sun and the moon
Floating overhead

[PhrozenFlame]

Engulfed in pure dumb
Little kids think they are cool
Funserver is bad.

[Kriegsmarine]

Engulfed in pure dumb
Little kids think they are cool
Funserver is bad.

I really hate them
I understand your problem
we should nuke them now

[MrKerplunkers]

Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.

Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own

almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin

Play video games
Not squash, cricket or soccer
You should try them now

Free of sensations
I am the sun and the moon
Floating overhead

These quote pyramids
They rival those of Giza
Seriously, stop

[Original]

Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.

Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own

almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin

Play video games
Not squash, cricket or soccer
You should try them now

Free of sensations
I am the sun and the moon
Floating overhead

Reaching to the sky
Pyramid Hiakus high
MrKerplunkers, a powerful foundation lay

Unfortunate for us
untold heights won't be reached
forum has a 5 lvl pyramid max

[giggles]

Methamphetamine
Homosexuality
Humiliation

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.

Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own

almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin

Play video games
Not squash, cricket or soccer
You should try them now

Free of sensations
I am the sun and the moon
Floating overhead

sneaking around you
or healing as a medic
your team was awful

[scottlind1]

Got to fix my poem
i'm under giggles orders
Is this good enough?

[Kriegsmarine]

Got to fix my poem
i'm under giggles orders
Is this good enough?

No it's not dummkopf
You should try harder next time
just kidding it's cool

[giggles]

Got to fix my poem
i'm under giggles orders
Is this good enough?

poem is count two
but very well mr. scott
you are almost there.

[Riftoff]

Stupendous you are
Uplifting your gold cassette
you sir, are awesome.

Artist of dragons
Under a colored hijab
You totally own

almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin

Play video games
Not squash, cricket or soccer
You should try them now

Free of sensations
I am the sun and the moon
Floating overhead

sneaking around you
or healing as a medic
your team was awful

The giant horror
Of avanti upon
A teamstacked server

[giggles]

almost rid of tests
summer soon dawns upon thee
let the games begin

Play video games
Not squash, cricket or soccer
You should try them now

Free of sensations
I am the sun and the moon
Floating overhead

sneaking around you
or healing as a medic
your team was awful

The giant horror
Of avanti upon
A teamstacked server

picked as P-body
flying through all three levels
portal 2 co-op

[Riftoff]

Excited children
Jumping up, down and all 'round
in Fartlandia

[Original]

What is squash
if not a vegetable
how does on play

[Riftoff]

Like indoor tennis
Soundproof rooms in overlarge gyms
The very hippest sport

[Original]

does require tight jeans
dragons in plaid
hipsters to skinny to sport