Two TF2 Characters have to guard your house

[Optimus Prime Rib]

I would have 2 snipers.
One equipped with Huntsman, Jarate, and the Shiv.
The other with the Sniper Rifle, SMG, and bushwhacka.
Ultimate combo, you can't break it.

Come at my house bro.

[Tampashrew]

I would have a Heavy/Medic to be my bodyguards. Seriously, if you don't run at the sight of a Heavy/Medic combo in tf2, much less real life, you're seriously damaged in the brain.

[Optimus Prime Rib]

I would have a Heavy/Medic to be my bodyguards. Seriously, if you don't run at the sight of a Heavy/Medic combo in tf2, much less real life, you're seriously damaged in the brain.

Arrow to the medic's head, fully charged head shot to the heavy, they're dead faster than you can say "sandvich."

[Tampashrew]

I would have a Heavy/Medic to be my bodyguards. Seriously, if you don't run at the sight of a Heavy/Medic combo in tf2, much less real life, you're seriously damaged in the brain.

Arrow to the medic's head, fully charged head shot to the heavy, they're dead faster than you can say "sandvich."

I would like to know the name of the hitmen sent to kill me using arrows and sniper rifles.

[PhrozenFlame]

I would have a Heavy/Medic to be my bodyguards. Seriously, if you don't run at the sight of a Heavy/Medic combo in tf2, much less real life, you're seriously damaged in the brain.

Arrow to the medic's head, fully charged head shot to the heavy, they're dead faster than you can say "sandvich."

I would like to know the name of the hitmen sent to kill me using arrows and sniper rifles.

All you need to know is that they are hitmen sent to kill you. Their weapons are unnecessary.

[Haunwulf]

1 FaN scout and one shovel soldier.

1.Get the soldier to make a pit around my house

2.Soldier will stay in the pit with a years supply of duct tape and sandviches,In addition,he will have 3 copies of the hat simulator game.

3.Get the FaN scout to knockback bastards into the pit.

[EveOfTheApocalypse]

my yard is very small, but there is a park across from my house, so a sniper w/ sniper rifle plus SMG + danger sheild for health, would be a good cover while the spy goes in and takes them out.

[John Failman]

A Scout and a Pyro. We would chill afterwards at McDonalds and the scout would make a joke about the Pyro not being able to eat.

Or, maybe he can