Gabe Newellian Rhapsody

[Wamp Rats]

Is this for reaaaal, yo?
Are you just shittin' me?
Caught in pure shooock
A fuckin' hat-based economy?

Open your wallets, enter credit ID and seeeeeeee

I'm just a pooor boy, I need no loads of keys

Because I'm easy come, easy go, sometimes noob, mostly pro

Any way this shit goes, doesn't really matter to meeeee

To meeeeeee

(Piano bit)

Mama, I'm tired of this
I need your credit card, because gabe newell is made of lard
Mama, it's just one key
But now I've gone and blown your cash awayyyyyy

Mamaaaaa! Ooooooooo! Didn't mean to make you mad
If I don't pay you back, this time tomorrow!
Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, I almost got an unsuaaallll....
What's this? That's horse shiiiit
Another G-R-U, Gabe Newell I will kill you
Goodbye everybody, I'm done with this!
Gotta leave you all behind and gett revenge!
Mama! Gabe Newell's gonna die!
I'll make him wish he'd never been born at all!

(Guitar solo)

(Piano stabs)

I see a little silhouetto oh a spy
Scoutamouche! Scoutamouche! Will you do the FaNdango?
Unusuals and pipe dreams, very very frighting me!

Gabeleo Gabeleo Gabeleo Gabeleo Neweliooooooooo

I'm just a poor boy, you have no decency
Breaking his wallet with this mannco lunacy!

Sometimes noob, sometimes pro, will you let me know?
More Moneyyy, No! We will not let you know!
Let me know!
More Moneyyy, No! We will not let you know!
Let me know!
Will not let you know!
Let me know!
Will not let you know
Never never never never let me knoowwwwwwwwwwwwww!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Mamamia mamamia, mamamia need more doooughhhh

The Deeeeenzo, has the man put aside for meeee, for meeeeeeee for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Head-banging sequence*

So you think you can rob us and fuck up this really cool gaaaame?

So you think you can put in some hats and not think this is laaaaame!

Oooohhhhhhh Gabe newell, won't you listen to me gabe newellll
Just gotta get one, just gotta get one unusuaaaaaalllllll

Doesn't really bother, anyone but meeee
Doesn't really bother,
Definitely botherrsssss meeeeeee

God Gabe Newell I hate youuuuuuu

*gong*


For spleetner

[BAMF]

y u hatin on gabe hate on robin

[Denzo]

Scored a cameo.

[spleenter]

thanks wamp. spleetner appreciates it.

[MrKerplunkers]

This is pretty damn sweet brosef.

[scottlind1]

Yeah, this is pretty awsome. well done.

[krubby]

I think that I should get to bump any thread I want with my 500th post. This one is definitely the most deserving.