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Zombies five year olds?!?

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When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
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Zombie Appocolypse: 57% (although this doesn't take into consideration that I am a trained blacksmith)
Five Year Olds: 31
90 Year Olds: 28
Geek: 62%
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You Have a 46% Chance of Survival!
You could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight.
YOU COULD TAKE 27 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!
You are 42% Geek!

5yr olds = 90 yr olds?
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aaaawwww man.... I'm the biggest geek....On a forum for a video game.....
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56% chance of survival.
20 five year olds.
29 ninety year olds.
44% geek.
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Divine Fate wrote:56% chance of survival.
20 five year olds.
29 ninety year olds.
44% geek.
i could take on mye 5 yr olds than you, but less old people?
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Zombie Survival: 79% (small town/lots of guns and food/i are a survivalist)
5 Year Olds: 22
90 Year Olds: 26
Geek: 43% (Don't know shit about Star Trek)
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59% zombie survival
25 5 year old
35 90 year olds
23% geek.

Anyone wanna fight?
This would be worth money if you had it in writing
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Original wrote:59% zombie survival
25 5 year old
35 90 year olds
23% geek.

Anyone wanna fight?
I'll take you on with 5 yr olds...


the capital i (I) and lowercase L (l) are identical... lIlIlI:D
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RandomGuy wrote:the capital i (I) and lowercase L (l) are identical... lIlIlI:D
That's a mac font thing. It isn't that way on a PC. Not with the system fonts used on web pages anyway.
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You Have a 47% Chance of Survival from Zombies!
You could take on 11 five year old kids in a fight!
YOU COULD TAKE 16 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!
You are 28% Geek!
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Survival chance: 56%
Five year old body count: 24
Dead geazers: 24
Geek percentage: 35%

So wait... Sas is the coolest one out of all of us?
Edit: whoops, forgot about original. 8-)
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1. mac fonts are awsome (cept i had to download dot2dot)
2. I am only beaten at 5yr old beating by captian
3. The zombie one isent, right, i have way too much video game experience with zombies to only have a 46%...
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47% chance to survive zombie invasion
22 five year old kids
24 NINETY YEAR OLDS
33% Geek!(wow less geeky than i thought i was :woop: )
plz dont do what my avatar is doing ty

in l4d plz no pouncing. in tf2 plz no burning.
if u do this i will be very happy but i know it wont happen =(
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Sadly zombies don't die when you left click in real life. Nor is there convienent checkpoints, health packs, or ammo. Trust me god did not program earth to be user friendly. :don:
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the trigger clicks...
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RandomGuy wrote:the trigger clicks...
The gun is jammed...
Zombie attacks!
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72% for zombies (I am awesome shot with a rifle)
23 for elderly and 5 year olds
36% geek
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Oh, if we ever get attacked by Zombies then Goose and I will tag along with You (Liquid) and Riftoff.
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WTF. I am a trained blacksmith and can make weapons out of scrap metal but I don't get to hang out with you guys?

Fine, have fun running out of ammo.
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Ill stick with you captian.

Does auslander's aimbots work in real life?
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RandomGuy wrote:Ill stick with you captian.

Does auslander's aimbots work in real life?
Well considering he is a robot... :D
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Well sorry Cap, you can 'hang' with us if running from zombies who want to eat your flesh is considered hanging.
Make us some ammo!
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72% chance for zombie one this is wisconsin i can shoot a gun...and we have canned food :D you can all come here...
32 five year olds...i am a blackbelt after all...
38 ninety year olds...i'm a horrible person but i'll get over it...
77% geek...what can i say...

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http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/cadaver
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4965!

Hey another new one
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Congratulations! Your body is 64% effective as a human shield.
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imagine yourself as a T-rex in a room full of T-ball poles and large soapy bubbles. Your stubby arms would render the pleasure-power of this room woefully out of reach.
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Yay!
Goose isn't the only major geek!!
Not that I cared all that much.
I luff geeks.
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5 year olds would kick my butt.
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Someones more of a geek then me!!
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Apparently my body is worth $4915, I won't be selling it any time soon
I am 44% effective as a human shield
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MrKerplunkers wrote: God did not program earth to be user friendly. :don:
The game is far too short
And lacks action

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I could survive 92 days in my own home. I said i have 3 mouths to feed becuase it does not consider some factors.
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49% effective as a human shield(i am very tall and i have good reflexes, feel free to use me a human shield)
woot my body is worth $5215 (plz dont try and kill/kidnap me just because i am worth alot)
plz dont do what my avatar is doing ty

in l4d plz no pouncing. in tf2 plz no burning.
if u do this i will be very happy but i know it wont happen =(
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