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The Vodka Assassin

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No this isn't another fanfic.

Here's the format.

The [Type of Alcohol] [Type of fighter]

Examples:
Scottlind: The Vodka Assassin
Crocket: The Martini Musketeer
Scottlind: The Tequila Terminator
Moi: The Scotch Samurai
Daniel: The Bloody Mary Crusader
(Inspired by Beetle): Vinegar

Make it your name. Or don't. Your choice.

Edited to give credit of the examples to their original creators. Re-edit because I'm an idiot.

It is a bit of fun coming up with them.
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I claim "The Scotch Samurai".
Common sense is so rare now a days it's a god damn super power.
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The Martini Musketeer
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The Bloody Mary Crusader.
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And here I thought this was going to be a stab at Katie~
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Sake Spetsnaz
I claim this
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The Bud Brawler. All mine.
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The Lager Hoplite! (Is mine.)
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The cosmopolitan Machoke is mine.

Get it? fighting pokemon?
no?......

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The Grasshopper Grappler. I'm not a big alcoholic, so I don't know a lot of drinks.
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You guys came up with tons of them, including the examples I count 23.

Full List:
The Vodka Assassin
The Martini Musketeer
The Tequila Terminator
The Scotch Samurai
The Bloody Mary Crusader
The Sake Spetsnaz
The Scotch Spy
The Bud Brawler
The Tequila Templa
The Brandy Boxer
The Rum Rustler
The Lager Hoplite
Teh Cosmopolitan Machoke
The Appletini Faggot
The 2 Beer Queer
The Gin Grenadier
The Schnapps Spartan
The Eggnog Exicutioner
The Meed Mutilator
The Pinã Colada Kick Boxer
The Daiquiri Bomber
The Margarita Basher
The Grasshopper Grappler
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The Bailey's Barbarian!
The Sangaria Smasher!
The Heineken Hell Raiser!
The Vinegar Vindicator!
The Amastel Avenger!
The Rum Runner Rustler!

I however will claim my favorite drink: THE MANGER'S MUTILATOR!
This would make one hell of a fighting game.
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wow.. way to go mr kerplunkers.
Common sense is so rare now a days it's a god damn super power.
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Got two more

The Ouzo Bruiser
The Fine Wine Viking.
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The Mike's Hard Lemonade Renegade!

Gonna try and stop now.
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I've got another:

The Vinegar Warrior.
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The Grapejuice Gorgonite
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The Killer Flamer

EDIT: oh sorry, new one

The Red Streak Flamer
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FierySnake wrote:The Killer Flamer
Name that after yourself?
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Beetle The Beer Bruiser. Like it? I've got more:

The Gray Geoose Gunner (Double reference, "Goose" is supposed to be spelled like that)
The Private Stock Priest
The Scotch Swordsman
The Miller Lite Mage
The Bud Lite Berzerker
The Scotch Spitfire
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PhrozenFlame wrote:Beetle The Beer Bruiser. Like it? I've got more:

The Gray Geoose Gunner (Double reference, "Goose" is supposed to be spelled like that)
The Private Stock Priest
The Scotch Swordsman
The Miller Lite Mage
The Bud Lite Berzerker
The Scotch Spitfire
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MrKerplunkers wrote:The Mike's Hard Lemonade Renegade!
Do you know what the hardest part of drinking Mike's Hard is?
Telling your parents you're gay.
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Fireproof wrote:Do you know what the hardest part of drinking Mike's Hard is?
Telling your parents you're gay.
Badum tsh :rimshot:
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Badum tsh is for puns.

The Coors Killer.
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The Belgian Berserker
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Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Badum tsh is for puns.

The Coors Killer.

Whats the difference between Coors and Jarate?

You throw Jarate
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The natty ice norseman
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There is already the Natty ice Bro.
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The Molson Canadian




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