Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
My bad i missed it.Guy Montag wrote:I specifically said why Duck gets a new one.
And the only thing I could think of for a Sastora card involves how she totally definitely affirmatively does not whip geoss, something I doubt she'd really approve of.
Well ones theme is a Platypus, and the other is a Narwhal, surely you can tihnk of something. "When Sastora is in play put a +1/+1 counter on Goose, When Sastora leaves play remove the +1/+1 counter."
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I've been amused by all this.
so one day, i was on the server and i was trying to build a senty with tgame. i counted down "3,2,1,"then BAM. SERVER CRASH. then some pacman.
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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Bump cause we need some new cards.
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"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."
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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
new cards would be nice
so one day, i was on the server and i was trying to build a senty with tgame. i counted down "3,2,1,"then BAM. SERVER CRASH. then some pacman.
"where did we go so wrong?" Eythur as Heavy. March 30th 2010.
"where did we go so wrong?" Eythur as Heavy. March 30th 2010.
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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
i am wondering what you will do with me montag (with the name plznoburning not plznopouncing obviously)
plz dont do what my avatar is doing ty
in l4d plz no pouncing. in tf2 plz no burning.
if u do this i will be very happy but i know it wont happen =(
in l4d plz no pouncing. in tf2 plz no burning.
if u do this i will be very happy but i know it wont happen =(
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
ok guy, i see why you do these, its kinda strangely entertaining. this is my first crack at it, so its only kinda funny.
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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Bonus points for Full metal jacket.z0th wrote:ok guy, i see why you do these, its kinda strangely entertaining. this is my first crack at it, so its only kinda funny.
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"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."
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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
My advice is to LURN2PLAY (magic) so you don't make instants with activated abilities.z0th wrote:ok guy, i see why you do these, its kinda strangely entertaining. this is my first crack at it, so its only kinda funny.
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What I'm saying is that if you want to make good parody magic cards, you must degenerate further into nerdyness and visit a card shop and purchase their wares.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Magic:The Money-Pit? not going down that road again. im gonna let CopySix handle the slippery slope i think. he seems to have a knack for it.
its been 10+ years since ive touched an MTG deck. all my old cards are not even in the same city im living in. hence my rusty-ness.
its been 10+ years since ive touched an MTG deck. all my old cards are not even in the same city im living in. hence my rusty-ness.
Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Guy Montag wrote: My advice is to LURN2PLAY (magic)
A) This post is EPIC
B) I know I'm late
C) I had the same thought (above quote)
D) I won't lie, I want one

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this is an epic thread but i too want to see more cards
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We all do, but Montag doesnt want to make anymore.TheBlindKhezu wrote:this is an epic thread but i too want to see more cards
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You know what. the card are epic, and for that, montag im going to vote you up.. not that it matters at all since your admin already. but still...
Common sense is so rare now a days it's a god damn super power.


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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
GENTLEMEN
I GIVE YOU
MOOORE CAAAARDS
yeah yeah, remakes of some classics, cry some more. I have more planned but I'm feeling exhausted right now so I'mma wait for my creative juices rejuvenate.
I GIVE YOU
MOOORE CAAAARDS
yeah yeah, remakes of some classics, cry some more. I have more planned but I'm feeling exhausted right now so I'mma wait for my creative juices rejuvenate.
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rest of the 'booster pack.' enjoy the satire and political incorrectness.
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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
This topic has amazed me great job Mr.Montag
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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
I figure there is no such thing in Magic, but Toasty's should just say Discard on it. "Helping is just a suggestion"
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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
I'm not sure which one I like better, the Zamboni one, the Giggle one, or the CaliforniaBear one.
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too much engie haste
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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
PhrozenFlame wrote:I'm not sure which one I like better, the Zamboni one, the Giggle one, or the CaliforniaBear one.

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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
I know this should go in the video thread, but this video seems most related to this topic...


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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Aside from the fact that Calibear should be nowhere near that powerful, all the new cards are great.
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I'm curious as to what my card would be like.
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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
some one should make me one.
so one day, i was on the server and i was trying to build a senty with tgame. i counted down "3,2,1,"then BAM. SERVER CRASH. then some pacman.
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"where did we go so wrong?" Eythur as Heavy. March 30th 2010.
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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
Yeah i think Tomm and Dept have earned theirs by now.
Dept will obviously have something to do with little girls, Tomm's can immediately win the game against any player using the non-existent Hellfire card. How can a player use a non-existent card? EXACTLY.
Dept will obviously have something to do with little girls, Tomm's can immediately win the game against any player using the non-existent Hellfire card. How can a player use a non-existent card? EXACTLY.
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“Sane is boring.”
― R.A. Salvatore
“I used to be sane, then I got better.”
― Anonymous
"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."
― John Russell
― R.A. Salvatore
“I used to be sane, then I got better.”
― Anonymous
"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."
― John Russell
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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards
you're right about tomm, but I'm not sure about dept. regardless, cards forthcoming.
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tomm's the hellfire-troller. what'd you do of interest lately? not that I'm trying to sound like a dick, but I legitimately don't keep too much track of the community.Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Oi!