Corrupt-a-Wish!

[BAMF]

the children that populate 4chan decide to populate you.

I wish that Homestuck would move the fuck on from the trolls.

[Jimmy TwoTimes]

the children that populate 4chan decide to populate you.

I wish that Homestuck would move the fuck on from the trolls.

But, the trolls spread to every other place

I wishi could get a job

[thedoghouse]

too easy again >_> granted, but your job is being a Cheap, Gay Hooker

I wish for immunity from the law

[Jimmy TwoTimes]

too easy again >_> granted, but your job is being a Cheap, Gay Hooker

I wish for immunity from the law

You are immune from the law, but get AIDS. Your immunity to everything else is gone/weakened!

I wish I had enough money to upgrade this old computer.

[thedoghouse]

granted, but you get it by winning the lotto and are then shot for the money

I wish that real life was more like transformice

[LAG King]

Granted, but since i have no idea what Transformice is. You automatically get AIDs and the world explodes.

I wish doghouse would hurry and level in WoW.

[Tampashrew]

He levels incredibly fast but stops at level 20 because he's on a trial. (True)

I wish a warp speed bear steed.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Not granted, that's not a coherent English sentence.

I wish people would read over their post before posting.

[PhrozenFlame]

Granted, but they remove the edit button so you only have 1 shot to get it right and if you misspell one word or double-post, everyone starts hating. SUCKS, DON'T IT?

I wish there were no trolls, kiddies, or jerks on our servers or forums.

[Tampashrew]

Granted but they all move to the neighborhood you live in and pester the shit out of you.

I wish my last wish (The warp bear steed) was granted.

[Bishop]

Granted, but the bear only goes to warp speed when you're not on it, making it so you can never catch or ride your bear again.

I wish for universal peace.

[Ohnoez]

Granted, the world is soo fucking boring and its your fault so you die of overdose of LSD

I wish i can teleport anything to another dimension at will

[Bishop]

granted, but you go blind, deaf, and lose the ability to feel and think, so you can never tell what you are teleporting. Oh, and I guess you'd live a crappy life too because of this.

I wish I could come up with a great wish to post here.

[Tampashrew]

Granted but you forget it a split second later.

I wish I had the guns from borderlands as real guns, full size, working, won't break.

[Bishop]

Granted, but they're stashed inside a metal safe that can never be opened or broken into (or out of) and you're never able to see or use them.

I wish the main server was populated (and not by trolls/4chaners/little kids/other undesirables)

[Dick Trickle]

Granted but the players are all better then you and you have your ass kicked 24/7



I wish NASCAR Didn't suck anymore and was as awesome as it was in the 1990s

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted.
What? I agree with him.

I wish my headphones would come back from the mail already...

[Tampashrew]

Granted but the mailman accidentally fucked up your headphones in the process of delivering it, rendering it useless.

I wish the influx of funserver retards on the forums would cease to exist.

[Bishop]

Granted, but now the retards find the main server, then join the forums after dicking around there for a bit.

I wish I never had to pay for anything.

[Vengeful Sinz]

Granted, but the Government caught win of this and threw your ass in maximum security prison.

I wish for sandwich and two cookies.

[Optimus Prime Rib]

Granted, but you get a cock-meat sandwich and stale raisin cookies.

I wish that I had a dollar.

[Tampashrew]

Granted but it's a monopoly dollar. (Still worth a lot in my world!)

I wish I had a king size Kit Kat in front of me.

[FOOL]

Granted. but you cant eat it as its poisoned.

I wish I was a bird.

[BACONWHALE]

granted but you get shot by hunters and die

i wish i could make a wish here with out something going horribly wrong]

[FOOL]

Granted But now many things go slightly wrong.

I wish I was the Statsminister of Norway.

[Optimus Prime Rib]

Granted, but you forget how to do your job, and get fired and deported.

I wish I had a shark with lasers, and some pizza.

[Tampashrew]

Granted but pirates raid your house and steal the pizza and they kill your pacifist shark in the process.

I wish for NOTHING!

[Bishop]

I wish you made a wish so I could corrupt it

[FOOL]

Granted but pirates raid your house and steal the pizza and they kill your pacifist shark in the process.

No wish!

I wish I could shapshift.

[Bishop]

Granted, but only into the shape of a penis.

I wish I could read minds.