How the Person Above you Dies

Ohnoez · Unread post by **Ohnoez** » 09 Jul 2010, 02:57

Died by larping with some drug addicts

TheHazelRose · Unread post by **TheHazelRose** » 09 Jul 2010, 02:08

Died from the Engineer's Wolverine/Robo-hand.

Tampashrew · Unread post by **Tampashrew** » 09 Jul 2010, 02:27

Died from being incinerated by a pyro then airblasted off of a skyscraper.

Zarik · Unread post by **Zarik** » 10 Jul 2010, 10:10

Turned into a statue by a golden wrench

Unread post by **Trilby** » 10 Jul 2010, 04:13

Strangled by ME for bringing up valve's TROLLING device

Flamboyancy · Unread post by **Flamboyancy** » 12 Jul 2010, 09:19

Died from DICKS.

Tampashrew · Unread post by **Tampashrew** » 12 Jul 2010, 10:01

Died from D.I.C.K.S - Delusional Interactive Chicken Killer Super.

Unread post by **Trilby** » 13 Jul 2010, 11:30

Dies from being too witty

14 Jul 2010, 05:07

Last words --

: Nothing at all.JPG (26.33 KiB) Viewed 4937 times

Or possibly --

: Concertido en el Taco.JPG (25.08 KiB) Viewed 4016 times

Ohnoez · Unread post by **Ohnoez** » 14 Jul 2010, 06:35

Died by bitch slap

Unread post by **Trilby** » 14 Jul 2010, 09:54

Garroted by the C.I.A

BAMF · Unread post by **BAMF** » 14 Jul 2010, 10:19

eaten by Dept.'s weird anime shit

Unread post by **Trilby** » 14 Jul 2010, 10:30

BAMF wrote:eaten by Dept.'s weird anime shit

You clever devil

Self explanatory

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 14 Jul 2010, 11:02

Damn well knows what will happen...

I wasted like an hour of shitty photoshopping to get this and damnit I will use it at any opportunity.

15 Jul 2010, 01:32

Dies from wasting his time on an inside joke only I would get.

Funny as hell to me though.
Look like Rove and Bush have fallen in love.

Ah, republicans.

Unread post by **Trilby** » 15 Jul 2010, 01:33

Dies from lolies (the anime/manga type)

15 Jul 2010, 02:05

Just dies. Oh, but slowly.

SO, I get killed by a bunch of 12-year-old girls in skimpy outfits.

I think people don't quite get the whole thing to loli vs. lolicon (Or what exactly a loli is).
If you don't know or care to know, feel free not to click the spoiler.

They're different. A loli is a prepubescent girl, normally who has feeling toward an older man, but not necessarily, recently, time has changed loli to basically any young girl who trys to make her self look sexually attractive. A lolicon, however, is and older man who is sexually attracted to prepubescent girls. This is where "Lolita complex" comes in. Lolita is a book by Vladimir Nabokov outlining his obsession of a girl (no further detail is needed or given), Lolita is his obsession, a 12 year old girl. Lolita complex refers to anyone with this type of obsession. Through horrible accent, it became lo-lee-a-com (Com being an abbreviation for complex (those lazy Asians)) in Japan, and then confusing it with a different grammar concept, became lolicon.

It's the same for shotacon, though I'm not familiar with the origins of "shota".

The only reason I know this is because....

there was an extremely long debate on grammar on this anime site, involving the usage of -con (sometimes romanized -kon) and -desu endings. -con always refers to an older person, while -desu normally is a self derogatory ending which refers to your ranking. I don't know how this conversation got started, but for some odd reason, I remember this grammar concept.

Unread post by **Trilby** » 15 Jul 2010, 11:28

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Just dies. Oh, but slowly.

SO, I get killed by a bunch of 12-year-old girls in skimpy outfits.

I think people don't quite get the whole thing to loli vs. lolicon (Or what exactly a loli is).
If you don't know or care to know, feel free not to click the spoiler.

They're different. A loli is a prepubescent girl, normally who has feeling toward an older man, but not necessarily, recently, time has changed loli to basically any young girl who trys to make her self look sexually attractive. A lolicon, however, is and older man who is sexually attracted to prepubescent girls. This is where "Lolita complex" comes in. Lolita is a book by Vladimir Nabokov outlining his obsession of a girl (no further detail is needed or given), Lolita is his obsession, a 12 year old girl. Lolita complex refers to anyone with this type of obsession. Through horrible accent, it became lo-lee-a-com (Com being an abbreviation for complex (those lazy Asians)) in Japan, and then confusing it with a different grammar concept, became lolicon.

It's the same for shotacon, though I'm not familiar with the origins of "shota".

The only reason I know this is because....

there was an extremely long debate on grammar on this anime site, involving the usage of -con (sometimes romanized -kon) and -desu endings. -con always refers to an older person, while -desu normally is a self derogatory ending which refers to your ranking. I don't know how this conversation got started, but for some odd reason, I remember this grammar concept.

I should slap you for that
Anyways, gets fingers shoved through his eyes

Tampashrew · Unread post by **Tampashrew** » 15 Jul 2010, 12:11

Gets beaten to death by finger-eye mace.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 15 Jul 2010, 01:05

Gas leak INSIDE his mask.

Unread post by **Trilby** » 15 Jul 2010, 07:20

Burnt to death by a monkey

15 Jul 2010, 09:12

Dies trying to slap me. Bitch please, I'm the pimp in this relationship!

Tampashrew · Unread post by **Tampashrew** » 16 Jul 2010, 06:33

Shot down in a gang war for being a pimp.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 16 Jul 2010, 06:50

Heat.

LOTS of heat.

I'm talking more than the SUN.

16 Jul 2010, 10:24

Sucked into a wormhole.

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 16 Jul 2010, 12:18

Is destroyed by a Comet.

Ohnoez · Unread post by **Ohnoez** » 16 Jul 2010, 01:24

The Andromeda Strain!

Tampashrew · Unread post by **Tampashrew** » 16 Jul 2010, 01:28

Vaporized by the martians from Mars Attacks!

Unread post by **Trilby** » 16 Jul 2010, 02:10

Killed by these things

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 16 Jul 2010, 11:59

Is killed by too many American teenagers who won't get the Dr. Who reference.

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