Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Vengeful Sinz]

Granted, but then I poke your eyes out when you blinked.

I wish for this wish to be the BEST WISH EVER!

[Zarik]

Granted, but then I poke your eyes out when you blinked.

I wish for this wish to be the BEST WISH EVER!

Granted but then it ends in 2 seconds and you happen to be by a cliff and fall off :O

i wish for cake to be mixed with pie

[Ohnoez]

Granted but then it ends in 2 seconds and you happen to be by a cliff and fall off :O

i wish for cake to be mixed with pie

Granted, cake lovers hate pie and then pie lovers hate cake thus creating a 100 year war using desert warfare on the opposing sides ending the world in obesity

I wish of chesse

[TheHazelRose]

Granted, but you're lactose intolerant.

I WISH ALL OF THE TF2 CHARECTERS CAME TO LIFE.

[Tampashrew]

Granted, but they get put in jail for RED attacking police officers and BLU attacking firemen out of habit.


I wish I had some bacon flavored soda.

[BAMF]

Granted, but they get put in jail for RED attacking police officers and BLU attacking firemen out of habit.


I wish I had some bacon flavored soda.

Granted, but you end up forgetting to wish away your cancer, and that kills you.

I wish that I was one of two: a telephone or a cup

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted.

It's fake, but the concept is real.

I wish that I could control the world on specific Fridays.

[Vengeful Sinz]

I wish that I was one of two: a telephone or a cup

Granted, but you become the cup they use in 2girls1cup.

I wish that I could control the world on specific Fridays.

Granted, but then the government changes Friday to Thursday 2.0

I wish that fist were made of steel!

[Tampashrew]

I wish that fist were made of steel!

Granted, but their too heavy for you to move and you stay in your current position until you die of starvation.

I wish I had a Ford GT with dark blue paint and a white stripe down the center.

[PhrozenFlame]

Granted. It doesn't have the parts necessary to actually run, but it looks pretty.

I wish I had the highest admin available on all the servers.

[Tampashrew]

Granted. It doesn't have the parts necessary to actually run, but it looks pretty.

I wish I had the highest admin available on all the servers.

Granted but you get VAC banned.


I wish I had the abiltiy to shoot yogurt out of my armpits.

[TheHazelRose]

Granted, but you become alergic to yogurt, thus giving you armpit cancer.

I wish I knew why these strawberries are on my nipples, because I need them for the fruit salad.

[PhrozenFlame]

Granted, but you are forced to read a book completely about sperm soup.

I wish the gulf coast was on fire.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted. + + = Devastation
And you have to pay for every sent of it, you retard.

I wish I could turn lead into gold, but it was only me.

[Dick Trickle]

Granted but because of your crap spelling (Cent not sent) you turn your head to gold and die.

I wish that Nevermind the Buzzcocks was on US Tv

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but due to my crappy spelling, it's Neverend and and literally some guy named Buzz's cock. Hope you're happy


I wish I never got this virus. (Already got rid of it, but the point is I got it. BTW, the audio is as it was, the guy didn't add anything to it. Also extremely easy to disable. Funny though)


(If you set your sound to XP, it still worked in vista and 7, I had it set up that way. I got the virus while downloading some SNES games. I don't know which one was the culprit. Probably Kirby, the bastard)

[Zarik]

Granted, but due to my crappy spelling, it's Neverend and and literally some guy named Buzz's cock. Hope you're happy


I wish I never got this virus. (Already got rid of it, but the point is I got it. BTW, the audio is as it was, the guy didn't add anything to it. Also extremely easy to disable. Funny though)


(If you set your sound to XP, it still worked in vista and 7, I had it set up that way. I got the virus while downloading some SNES games. I don't know which one was the culprit. Probably Kirby, the bastard)

granted but instead you got a trojan D: and you were right it was kirby the name of the vid in english is Revenge of the error sound Kirby

i wish virus' didnt exist

[Tampashrew]

Granted but you get overconfident with computer safety and divide by zero on your computer's calculator and cause all life within the milky way to end due to super massive black hole.

I wish there were no religious people on earth.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, people find life without religion lacks meaning, and fell there is no control, the world plummets into chaos, but hey, at least they're no more extremist.

I wish that I had some more self control when I'm sleep deprived. I say a lot of random gribble-grabble when I'm tired.

[Ohnoez]

Granted, you don't know whether your sleeping or dreaming since you have so much self-control you don't know what to do (just like inception i watched the movie it is awsum) so you can't tell reality from dream and finally you blow a hole in your head just to be safe if you were in a dream or reality

I wish we all spoke in high fives

[Tampashrew]

Granted, but using only high fives is like using 1 word only and so without good communication,the world plummets into chaos, but hey, at least we're using high fives.

I wish I could talk to animals.

[Zarik]

Granted but then you say one messed up thing to a lion and he rips you to shreds

i wish i had borderlands ( seen vids love it )

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but you can't get the DLC, so no one wants to play with you.

I wish I could afford to upgrade my computer.

[BAMF]

Your computer is the terminator, you are not john conner, you are that biker guy that he fucks up real good.


I wish that I could finish th-

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted. "-is sentence explaining to everyone one that I am gay."

I wish I could control the rate of time, and thus space, probability and the omniverse.

[Zarik]

Granted. "-is sentence explaining to everyone one that I am gay."

I wish I could control the rate of time, and thus space, probability and the omniverse.

granted but then you cause a time paradox and we all end up back in the stone age and start from scratch

i wish 2+2=7

[thedoghouse]

Granted, but by writing the laws of math you make a paradox which ends with sarah palin becoming president in 2012 and releasing alaskan bears into every state until they evolve and destroy all humanity

I wish sarah palin had signed a 360 that I owned (http://cgi.ebay.com/Sarah-Palin-Signed- ... 500wt_1154)

[Ohnoez]

Granted, she signs it with her infamous quote "I can see Russia from my house" then her name and when you bring your friends (or you play alone) your friends will laugh on how worthless your xbox360 is now worth

I wish to break walls with my head without getting hurt

[Tampashrew]

Granted, but people now look at you like your a dumbass.

I wish I was A Terran Space Marine.

[Vengeful Sinz]

Granted, but a zerg infects you and are immediately killed by your squad.

I wish Diablo 3 was out!