Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Trilby]

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I wish I wish upon a fish.

Granted, prepare to be filleted! Anyone for fresh seafood?

I wish that I had the power to teleport

Granted but you wind up in a gay men's changeroom

i wish I wish to hold this something something for 2 hours

[Link]

i wish I wish to hold this something something for 2 hours

Fine, but what you were holding was a bomb, and it was supposed to explode in an hour, so therefore you created a universal paradox by not letting it explode, creating another Big Bang in the center of Earth.

I wish a rainbow would end and a pot of gold would be sitting there while its owner, possibly a Leprechaun, would be at the nearest bar being bord as hell since for the last thousands of years nobody would ever fight him for his treasure.

[Trilby]

i wish I wish to hold this something something for 2 hours

Fine, but what you were holding was a bomb, and it was supposed to explode in an hour, so therefore you created a universal paradox by not letting it explode, creating another Big Bang in the center of Earth.

I wish a rainbow would end and a pot of gold would be sitting there while its owner, possibly a Leprechaun, would be at the nearest bar being bord as hell since for the last thousands of years nobody would ever fight him for his treasure.

Granted But the god is now silver

I wish Vavle would stop teasing the HL fans

[Chef]

I wish Vavle would stop teasing the HL fans

Granted, but they make a terrible game instead.

I wish that Valve won't make a terrible game.

[BAMF]

I wish that Valve won't make a terrible game.

Granted, But Gabe Newell rapes you.

I wish that if I knocked together my heels I was transported into a place that is definitely not fucking Kansas.

[Trilby]

I wish that Valve won't make a terrible game.

Granted, But Gabe Newell rapes you.

I wish that if I knocked together my heels I was transported into a place that is definitely not fucking Kansas.

Granted but you end up in Mississippi

I wish I wasn't such a tormented soul

[spleenter]

Granted. But instead of your soul being tormented it's your ears. You are forced to listen to Justin Beiber 24/7.

I wish I had a job.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but your job is sausage packager, and you get crushed by the packager on the first day on the job.

I wish I didn't have to pay for the things I want.

[PhrozenFlame]

Granted, but your job is sausage packager, and you get crushed by the packager on the first day on the job.

I wish I didn't have to pay for the things I want.

Granted, but you have to pay for oxygen and it costs $4,000,000 for a day's worth and you die.

I wish and would team up to fight crime.

[spleenter]

Granted, but you have to pay for oxygen and it costs $4,000,000 for a day's worth and you die.

I wish and would team up to fight crime.

Granted but the shear awesomeness of the team would blow your mind and you'd die in the first 3 minutes of episode 1.

I wish for a wish that cant be granted.

[Chef]

I wish for a wish that cant be granted.

Granted, but a black hole eats from the sheer paradox

I wish to ask the audience.

[Trilby]

I wish for a wish that cant be granted.

Granted, but a black hole eats from the sheer paradox

I wish to ask the audience.

Granted but the audience is only one very annoying 12 year old

I wish the moon wasn't such a bag of cocks

[spleenter]

I wish the moon wasn't such a bag of cocks

Granted, but you suffocate when you try to suck on all of them.

I wish that was .

[blotzor]

Granted, but the new happy Mr. Smiley is a creeper who will forever feast on the bones of children smileys.

I wish for a pet pterodactyl.

[Vengeful Sinz]

Granted, but you have to pick up giant reptile-bird shit.

I wish that people would make fusion power plants already.

[Link]

Ok, but because you use Tony Stark's idea in doing it, you got sued from Marvel for 2 million dollars.

I wish I get an A on my Pre-Calc. final so I would get an A in the class.

[Vengeful Sinz]

I wish I get an A on my Pre-Calc. final so I would get an A in the class.

Granted, but now you will fail Calculus cause you wished for a A instead of learning the stuff!

I wish we would terraform Mars already >:(

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but sudden cultivation of the planet reverses the effect, and all the debt from the project is transferred to you.

I wish I were a bird (reference).

[Chef]

Granted, but you get killed by hunters and get eaten for dinner.

I wish that I had a better printer.

[Vengeful Sinz]

Granted, but now its prints out the wrong document every time.

I wish I could make a gun of unimaginable firepower.

[TheBlindKhezu]

Granted, you decided to test it out. it caught the attention of the government, they took your weapon and killed you after you try to assassinate the president.

Wish to have the Power of a Voodoo witch doctor/Shaman

[thedoghouse]

Granted, then you realize they fake everything and while trying to cure your own cancer you die from swallowing baking soda

I wish people could trade diseases

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but you trade the common cold for AIDS on accident, and die 3 months later.

I wish that I didn't have to take my finals on Tuesday.

[TheBlindKhezu]

granted, but you failed your tests.

I wish to speak better English and be canadianized

[Dick Trickle]

Granted, but now you don't speak a lick of French. And your job transfers you to Montreal.


I wish.........

[thedoghouse]

wish granted, but instead of ....... you get ,,,,,,

I wish for stuff

[Vengeful Sinz]

Granted, but your stuff gets stolen by some random hoodlum.

I wish that we could teleport.

[thedoghouse]

granted but you accidently perma-ban yourself right after cpt gets shot and dies

I wish that I had a bottomless pit for a stomach

[Vengeful Sinz]

Granted, but then you eat all the world's food and everyone dies and since no one grows food anymore you die as well!

I wish we could teleport in Real life...

[Zarik]

Granted, but then you eat all the world's food and everyone dies and since no one grows food anymore you die as well!

I wish we could teleport in Real life...

Granted but then you teleport into a wall and cant teleport back out because you cant reach the teleport device

I wish people was jealous of my OSX earbuds (even though i dont play on a mac and i still got them)