Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Vengeful Sinz]

I wish that the sun and the moon got together and created a baby.

Granted, but they created a low grav ball on fire and crashes into the moon when it reached the rebellious age making the moon explode and all our water to go bat shit crazy and flood everything!

I wish that I could create Black Holes with my mind!

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but due to a type-o, you get a black hole in your mind, destroying you and the earth simultaneously.

I wish that you weren't so ugly.

[TheBlindKhezu]

i wish i had a pet ninja

[spleenter]

i wish i had more wishes, i wish there would be Mecha Kaka it would be great, a beard that can be use as tentacles, have an army of Medic SS, Take over Persia, Pandora's box, army of dancing samurais that fight against Spartans, and a pet ninja to fight the pandas who works in the Medellín Cartel .

NO!!!

I wish people would follow the rules.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, everyone follows the rules, society becomes boring as hell, and we all die for our overly boring lives

I wish I didn't have to look at your ugly face.

[PhrozenFlame]

I wish I didn't have to look at your ugly face.

Granted, but since you don't have the logic to put a BAG over our head, you decide to kill yourself.

I wish Final Fantasy was real and I could cast the best spell ever, Reflect.

[Dick Trickle]

Granted, but then TheSpoonyone makes fun of the falicie sof your life and you get so upset you kill yourself.


I wish for Team Fortress 3

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but it's rushed and sucks so we all go back to TF2.

I wish I could control my stream of urine at night better.

[TheBlindKhezu]

Granted,but you you decided to make a bet with your friends that you can navigate your urine streams away from the electric generator into a cup but missed and got electrocuted. One got token Social Darwinism got another one.

I wish for a pet Ninja with the skills of a Spartan/samurai

[PhrozenFlame]

I wish for a pet Ninja with the skills of a Spartan/samurai

Granted, but a Pirate shoots him in the face.

I wish the next Capcom game would be Capcom Vs. Valve. (I wanna see Megaman fight Gordon Freeman)

[TheBlindKhezu]

Granted, Law suit on Capcom for not having it be Capcom vs. Gabe Newel, thus it put capcom into a massive liquidation canceling all their game.

i wish there was a real dancing heavy

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, he's dancing on your face.

Je voudrais pouvoir n'ont jamais parlé français
I'll save you a trip, it's "I wish that I could never have spoken French."

[Vengeful Sinz]

Je voudrais pouvoir n'ont jamais parlé français
I'll save you a trip, it's "I wish that I could never have spoken French."

Granted, but since it was in french a bunch of rednecks beat the crap out of ya.

I wish I could mine for fish.

[PhrozenFlame]

Granted, but since uranium is now in the water, there is no sutible drinking water on Earth.

I wish Valve would remove the Charge N' Targe. (Seriously, SwordN'Board Demos are fucking annoying)

[Trilby]

Granted, but since uranium is now in the water, there is no sutible drinking water on Earth.

I wish Valve would remove the Charge N' Targe. (Seriously, SwordN'Board Demos are fucking annoying)

Granted but then all demos go scot-res and sticky EVERY SINGLE DOOR POSSIBLE

I wish McDonalds never existed

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but Burger King (Worse IMO) takes over every McDonalds.

I wish I could stay on vacation instead of going to school.

[BAMF]

I wish I could stay on vacation instead of going to school.

Granted, but the vacation spots are all Burger King.

All of them.

I wish that I had a pool full of magic.

[PhrozenFlame]

I wish that I had a pool full of magic.

Granted. The pool is drained of magic by the government.

I wish I had Batman's superpower. (CoughMoneyCough)

[Trilby]

I wish that I had a pool full of magic.

Granted. The pool is drained of magic by the government.

I wish I had Batman's superpower. (CoughMoneyCough)

Granted but it's all counterfiet

I wish for nothing

[blotzor]

Granted, you die of starvation.

I wish for a Commodore 64.

[Dick Trickle]

Granted but you cant afford to buy any games



I wish for a harem of every girl I ever had a crush on, no strings attached (I.e They wouldn't have BF's)

[TheBlindKhezu]

Wish granted, turns out the girls were puppets not actual women look like you have that talent of picking up Puppet girls not live one.

I wish there was no spies(French and or gendered) to sap my sentry

[blotzor]

Granted. Kan sey-lo mevek, bi kinlo walik.

I wish i knew what I just said.

[PhrozenFlame]

Granted, but the nature of what you just said was forbidden so you are killed by a random cult.

I wish the gunboats replaced the Misc. slot for the soldier instead of the shotgun.

[TheBlindKhezu]

I wish the gunboats replaced the Misc. slot for the soldier instead of the shotgun.

Granted but the Gentleman medal will cease to exist if does

I wish Tao wasn't Taokaka

[Trilby]

I wish the gunboats replaced the Misc. slot for the soldier instead of the shotgun.

Granted but the Gentleman medal will cease to exist if does

I wish Tao wasn't Taokaka

Granted but....i dunno what happens

I wish ~ was *

[Dick Trickle]

Granted but you die anyway



I wish I could think of a wish

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but it's to late and you didn't want to double post, and had to wait for me to.

I wish summer vacation had already started.

[Link]

I wish summer vacation had already started.

Ok, but because of the school year being two weeks shorter, the 2010-11 school year is twice as long, thanks a lot, you couldn't do it next summer when I'd be out of high school.

I wish I wish upon a fish.

[hln.LAW]

.

I wish I wish upon a fish.

Granted, prepare to be filleted! Anyone for fresh seafood?

I wish that I had the power to teleport