Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Trilby]

Granted, then you get gunned down after jumping into the movie "The Untouchables"

I wish I invented a color

Granted but your colour becomes the new colour of shit

I wish everyone could just get alooooong

[spleenter]

Trilby your not an idiot most of the people on the funserver are preteen idiots.

Granted, But, in getting along we cause the director of tf2 to become angry and incite a war between demomen and soldiers.

I wish that there were more serious maps on the fun server.

[hln.LAW]

I wish that there were more serious maps on the fun server.

Granted, but we never go there.

I wish that i had a new computer

[BAMF]

I wish that i had a new computer

The new computer is run on skynet, and it devours enternity.

I wish that if I wore colorful tights and I punched people in alleys I wouldn't be sent to the shrink.

[Trilby]

I wish that i had a new computer

The new computer is run on skynet, and it devours enternity.

I wish that if I wore colorful tights and I punched people in alleys I wouldn't be sent to the shrink.

Granted but your girlfriend gets punched in the stomach and carried off prompting you to go on a big fight quest after her

I wish the twilight saga was never created

[Ohnoez]

Granted but your girlfriend gets punched in the stomach and carried off prompting you to go on a big fight quest after her

I wish the twilight saga was never created

Granted, then everyone watches vampire diaries

I wish i had unlimited cans of whoop ass

[hln.LAW]

I wish i had unlimited cans of whoop ass

Granted, but you fail to bring a can opener, find the can opener, attempt to open, and cut your jugular and die.


I wish I could pull exact change for things out of my pocket.

[Vengeful Sinz]

I wish I could pull exact change for things out of my pocket.

Granted, but now everything is free.

I wish I could summon demons!

[Ohnoez]

I wish I could pull exact change for things out of my pocket.

Granted, but now everything is free.

I wish I could summon demons!

Done, you summon your ex girlfriend


I wish i slapped carlos mencia

[LaN]

Granted, but solar flares cause you to become him.

I wish This wish couldn't be corrupted .

[Trilby]

Granted, but solar flares cause you to become him.

I wish This wish couldn't be corrupted .

Granted but then you ruin the thread

I wish I could control time

[hln.LAW]

I wish I could control time

Granted but then you go and screw up your timeline (with literal Screwing involved) and become your own grandpa.


I wish that I had all the hats in tf2 withing the next month

[Vengeful Sinz]

I wish that I had all the hats in tf2 withing the next month

Granted, but you never see another item drop again afterward.

I wish I could control the Earth.

[thedoghouse]

Granted, but then pluto comes and ruins everything for you

I wish I knew everything

[Trilby]

Granted, but then pluto comes and ruins everything for you

I wish I knew everything

Granted but then you realize your gf cheated on you for a year
You commit suicide

I wish I could get way with murder

[thedoghouse]

Granted. But now everyone else can get away with murder too and you die at the hands of your ex

I wish things were more awesome

[Trilby]

Granted. But now everyone else can get away with murder too and you die at the hands of your ex

I wish things were more awesome

Dude, dude, don't steal my things about exgirlfriend's
Grasnted but since this is a reuse of a wisg you fall into a blackhole

I wish > meant ? and < meant fuck you

[Vengeful Sinz]

I wish > meant ? and < meant fuck you

Granted, but now when you see fuck you regularly it means Have a Nice Day.

I wish the moon tasted like cheese.

[Trilby]

I wish > meant ? and < meant fuck you

Granted, but now when you see fuck you regularly it means Have a Nice Day.

I wish the moon tasted like cheese.

Granted but then you eat the moon

I wish <> was a number

[LaN]

Granted, but numbers become obsolete.

I wish morons didn't exist

[spleenter]

Granted. But then they all become emo and then take over the world with their depression.

i wish i had more tf2 hats.

[Trilby]

Granted, but they all have a drop rate of .00000001

I wish the rain was gone

[spleenter]

Granted. But since rain is just water all water in the world evaporates and disappears.

I wish the we didnt get spammers on a daily basis.

[Trilby]

Granted. But since rain is just water all water in the world evaporates and disappears.

I wish the we didnt get spammers on a daily basis.

Granted but then we get a shit ton of gays in the forums

I wish I had a bag of chips

[pleasenopouncing]

Granted but then we get a shit ton of gays in the forums

I wish I had a bag of chips

Granted but the bag of chips appears in your esophagus and you choke to death

i wish people would not burn me in tf2.

[PhrozenFlame]

i wish people would not burn me in tf2.

Granted. Valve introduces the Cryro as the new pyro and now people freeze you to death.

I wish Captain would go back to his old name. (Not getting the "Dayman" thing)

[Trilby]

i wish people would not burn me in tf2.

Granted. Valve introduces the Cryro as the new pyro and now people freeze you to death.

I wish Captain would go back to his old name. (Not getting the "Dayman" thing)

Granted but then everyone gets a new name

I wish the truckasaurus didn't tear a hole in my wall

[Dick Trickle]

Granted it destroys your whole fucking house!


I wish that the spammers would stop attacking us!

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

I wish that the spammers would stop attacking us!

Granted, but the spammers continue anyway. They are beyond the control of magic.

[BAMF]

I wish that the spammers would stop attacking us!

Granted, but the spammers continue anyway. They are beyond the control of magic.

You didn't put a wish, so I guess that you were adopted.

I wish that the sun and the moon got together and created a baby.