Custom Achievements Ideas?

[FlaminSarge]

Prepare for argument

Nah, that sounds too much like debate prep. Like, FORMAL debate prep. Not internet debate.
EDIT: OHshi... I forgot to have an achievement in this post. Can't have that now, can we?
"For the First Time" - Forget to post an achievement.

[PhrozenFlame]

OVERRULED, FAGGOT: Get denied in an argument.

"HOLD IT" Start a battle of the wits

My god I could do so many achievements off this...
"ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLEEEEEEENGE?" - Do what Trilby just did.
"Oh, It's ON! It's on like... zzzzz... hurk... huh? Wuh?" - Accept the challenge.
The first one is a StrongBad ref. The second is a demoman line.

"COME THEN-TO BATTLE!!" Prepare for argument

TAKE THAT-Make the first point in an argument.

[Trilby]

OVERRULED, FAGGOT: Get denied in an argument.

"HOLD IT" Start a battle of the wits

My god I could do so many achievements off this...
"ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLEEEEEEENGE?" - Do what Trilby just did.
"Oh, It's ON! It's on like... zzzzz... hurk... huh? Wuh?" - Accept the challenge.
The first one is a StrongBad ref. The second is a demoman line.

"COME THEN-TO BATTLE!!" Prepare for argument

TAKE THAT-Make the first point in an argument.

"FEEL THE MIGHT OF HOUSE BELMONT" Counter the first point

[FlaminSarge]

"Error 404" - Point not found.
"Error 440" - Go play TF2 instead of posting in this thread.

[BAMF]

What is this faggotry?

On a thread-related note:
Dropping the Soap: Get raped by a team of four hoovies on an arena map. It helps if these hoovies all have hats.
^ This has happened so many times to me that I feel that I feel like killing myself.

[PhrozenFlame]

"FEEL THE MIGHT OF HOUSE BELMONT" Counter the first point

YOU'RE NOT READY YET- Trick the enemy into admitting they lost.

[Trilby]

"FEEL THE MIGHT OF HOUSE BELMONT" Counter the first point

YOU'RE NOT READY YET- Trick the enemy into admitting they lost.

"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT" Make the enemy feel proud yet secretly scared

[FlaminSarge]

"This is Madness!" - You know what to do.


Edit:
Wow, argument over already?
Huh. Strange.
Anyways...

"Wrong Console!" - This:

And no, I don't play Combat Arms anymore. Stupid NX cash.

[TgameP]

And now for something completely different.

Monty Phython acheviments! I'll start.

The Black Knight always triumphs! - Complete any map as a demonight with 1 hp left.

[Trilby]

And now for something completely different.

Monty Phython acheviments! I'll start.

The Black Knight always triumphs! - Complete any map as a demonight with 1 hp left.

Monty Python you say?

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" Yell the name of this achievement when popping around a corner

[FlaminSarge]

Welcome back to the thread, Tgame.
"Tim the Enchanter" - As a medic on arena_grid_walls, assist in exploding the entire enemy team.
"The KILLER RABBIT!" - As a scout with the Sam Hat (optional), launch yourself into a group of enemies and decimate them all with the Crit-a-cola and baseball bat/Sandman.
"Holy Hand Grenade" - While kritzkrieg charged, explode the killer rabbit after he attacks your team.
"The Legendary Black Beast of AAAAARGGHH!" - Be a demoman in a dark place with stickies. Use them well.
You know... cuz he's... black... geez... I feel bad now...

Also... I'm surprised nobody went "HERP DERP WII SUX BAD GRAFICKS" at the Wii pic. I'm gonna use it to start up all my Steam games from now on.
Actually, I can only think of two people that would say something like "HERP DERP WII SUX BAD GRAFICKS" and they haven't posted in this thread.
Now to just get that Wii remote working on TF2....

"One, two... FIVE!" - Get two kills, followed by a triple kill with one shot/explosion/heavy minigun spread (about a second of bullets).
"How Not To Be Seen" - Spend a good 15 minutes as a spy on meleecheckers where nobody can find you.

[Trilby]

"I tihk I'm hlaf aselep" Type an achievement while you are half asleep

"I hate siblings" Type this achievement sideways due to your sibling fucking up your monitor and making everything sideways

[FlaminSarge]

"I hate siblings" Type this achievement sideways due to your sibling fucking up your monitor and making everything sideways

You've undoubtedly fixed it by now, but I believe that some computers have it hotkeyed to CTRL+SHIFT+UpArrow to reset it.
"CTRL+SHIFT+DownArrow" - Play a game upside down.

[PhrozenFlame]

"CTRL+SHIFT+DownArrow" - Play a game upside down.

You could also put the TF2 view model to 180.

[FlaminSarge]

True...
Anyways
"And... No! NO! Crap. UNDO UNDO!" - Alt-tab and, upon returning to game, find that you have found a Sandman and deleted an unknown Medic item that might have been a hat (It shows a "Discarded!" screen over the item).
Yeah, this happened to me today. idk how.

[Trilby]

"Quittin' Time" Quit playing TF2 due to being insulted on both cC servers for stuff you don't know got started and don't realize how it was directed towards you

Final Battle: Simon Belmont Achieved: "Quittin' Time"

Probably be back in a few days and or weeks

[FlaminSarge]

"Quittin' Time" Quit playing TF2 due to being insulted on both cC servers for stuff you don't know got started and don't realize how it was directed towards you

Final Battle: Simon Belmont Achieved: "Quittin' Time"

Probably be back in a few days and or weeks

........ You didn't name it "R-R-R-RAGEQUIT!"...
Wait... noooooooo Trilby! Don't quit Steam! Play L4D2!
"New Map" - Play a different game.

[Trilby]

"Quittin' Time" Quit playing TF2 due to being insulted on both cC servers for stuff you don't know got started and don't realize how it was directed towards you

Final Battle: Simon Belmont Achieved: "Quittin' Time"

Probably be back in a few days and or weeks

........ You didn't name it "R-R-R-RAGEQUIT!"...
Wait... noooooooo Trilby! Don't quit Steam! Play L4D2!
"New Map" - Play a different game.

Maybe I will

"Feel my unbrideled wrath" Go demo Knight with eyelander and win an arena map by yourself while screaming into your mic

[FlaminSarge]

"Defibulator Here!" - Revive this thread.
Um... Maybe just pills, it's not dead. Or healthpack. Black-and-white maybe.
...
Yeah.

[LaN]

LaN's Skin - Use lan's favorite skin for a day without crying

*looks at flamin *

[FlaminSarge]

LaN's Skin - Use lan's favorite skin for a day without crying

*looks at flaming *

"Oh God No" - TF2 updates so that others can see your skins.
Thank god this isn't true... gaaaah.

[Trilby]

LaN's Skin - Use lan's favorite skin for a day without crying

*looks at flaming *

"Oh God No" - TF2 updates so that others can see your skins.
Thank god this isn't true... gaaaah.

"Shit fuck" Realize the picture you used has no point

[LaN]

LaN's Skin - Use lan's favorite skin for a day without crying

*looks at flaming *

"Oh God No" - TF2 updates so that others can see your skins.
Thank god this isn't true... gaaaah.

Oh god yes ! "TF2 updates so that others can see your skins."

[FlaminSarge]

"Turnabout" - Change one word in an achievement to make a new achievement.
And lol at Trilby's (apparently useless?) facepalm.
"Faicpawm" - Ineffectively use a facepalm picture.

Unrelated, but:
I made a pun today, and then yelled "YOU JUST GOT PUNNED!".
The pun was actually really clever and had to do with... Portal, I think. And no, no cake. There was cake today though. Yay cake. It was shaped like a car. No, I do not have pics.
I suggest someone make achievements out of this unrelated bit so as to make it related.
"What. What now." - Force something to be related.

[Trilby]

"Turnabout" - Change one word in an achievement to make a new achievement.
And lol at Trilby's (apparently useless?) facepalm.
"Faicpawm" - Ineffectively use a facepalm picture.

Unrelated, but:
I made a pun today, and then yelled "YOU JUST GOT PUNNED!".
The pun was actually really clever and had to do with... Portal, I think. And no, no cake. There was cake today though. Yay cake. It was shaped like a car. No, I do not have pics.
I suggest someone make achievements out of this unrelated bit so as to make it related.
"What. What now." - Force something to be related.

"Hooooooly shit" Realize flamin talks too much

[FlaminSarge]

Nah, I only ramble when I get bored.
"Ramblin' on and on" - Keep talking into the mic for 10 minutes straight on one map.
So I guess I got bored yesterday.
BTW if you require more jump maps look up jump_tower and jump_thetwotowers_beta6.
Both made by my friend, they're pretty good. Beta6 has a secret room in each spawn and a rocket tennis court up top.

[deadmouse8]

well I'm back

The death of the Funserver- Switch to a ZF map and crash

identity thief- Pretend to be someone else then get banned

Identity switch- switch place with another regular or someone who goes on a lot and pretend to be him/her. AND get banned at the end (this happened to me)

Hoovie sandvish- Have a heavy on the bottom the opposite team heavy goes on top of that heavy. Then the other team goes on top of that heavy.

Hoovie sandvish is delicious!- kill the middle or the top or bottom with a minigun

WHORE!- get killed by the Natasha 10 times when you are using the normal minigun.

End of a great Chapter(well for me )- Remove mic spaming because everyone wants to be like Overmaster or Rudedog or Toasty and end up being FUCK UP ANNOYING AND END UP REMOVING IT.

Now i will cry in the corner

[Trilby]

well I'm back

The death of the Funserver- Switch to a ZF map and crash

identity thief- Pretend to be someone else then get banned

Identity switch- switch place with another regular or someone who goes on a lot and pretend to be him/her. AND get banned at the end (this happened to me)

Hoovie sandvish- Have a heavy on the bottom the opposite team heavy goes on top of that heavy. Then the other team goes on top of that heavy.

Hoovie sandvish is delicious!- kill the middle or the top or bottom with a minigun

WHORE!- get killed by the Natasha 10 times when you are using the normal minigun.

End of a great Chapter(well for me )- Remove mic spaming because everyone wants to be like Overmaster or Rudedog or Toasty and end up being FUCK UP ANNOYING AND END UP REMOVING IT.

Now i will cry in the corner

" "Sing don't stop believin' on the funserver and lead your team to victory 3 times
"DO IT CMON' DO IT" Tell some guy to craft a random hat and get him one he wanted
" " Cry tears of saddness

[FlaminSarge]

Shortly Afterwards....

This happened on meleecheckers, no doubt?
...

"OH MY GOD IT'S REAL LIFE!" - Gain the ability to micspam/troll real life.
On a completely related note, I downloaded "Need a Dispenser Here!" on my phone and set it to loop.

Does anyone else think we should make leeroy jenkins' battlecry a required sound on the server?

[Trilby]

Shortly Afterwards....

This happened on meleecheckers, no doubt?
...

"OH MY GOD IT'S REAL LIFE!" - Gain the ability to micspam/troll real life.
On a completely related note, I downloaded "Need a Dispenser Here!" on my phone and set it to loop.

Does anyone else think we should make leeroy jenkins' battlecry a required sound on the server?

Now I am glad I can't hear admin sounds

"How stupid can you be" Fall off a map knowing it will damage you for the 11 health you have left