You are Hoovy Woopons Goo

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 15 Feb 2010, 12:00

>Throw SNOPOR at SHOPKEEPER

>Run like HEEL

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 15 Feb 2010, 12:13

SNOPOR 2: The Bloodening.

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 15 Feb 2010, 05:10

>See if shopkeeper is dead and then take out all the money out of the register and carry SNOPOR out of the store and continue adventure

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 15 Feb 2010, 06:49

SNOPOR is much too resilient to not be able to stand up on his own, and there is no cash register.

you run outside, it is now the afternoon.

Dick Trickle · Unread post by **Dick Trickle** » 16 Feb 2010, 12:10

go to nearest bus top

Unread post by **Guy Montag** » 16 Feb 2010, 01:09

>run back inside and steal SHOPKEEPER'S SHIRT to wipe blood off SNOPOR

Unread post by **bluephyr** » 16 Feb 2010, 02:46

>Stop being big and dumb and not care for friends, because I'm tired of looking at all the sad faces you give friendlies, Mr. Hoovy...

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 16 Feb 2010, 04:38

bluephyr wrote:>Stop being big and dumb and not care for friends, because I'm tired of looking at all the sad faces you give friendlies, Mr. Hoovy...

Hoovy: "NOH!"

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 16 Feb 2010, 04:44

SNOPOR's disposition goes up +2 for de-bloodening.

Dick Trickle · Unread post by **Dick Trickle** » 16 Feb 2010, 07:59

Go back into the store and shop for a magazine

kplax3 · Unread post by **kplax3** » 16 Feb 2010, 08:10

>do an ancient native American ritual to reserect The greatest Native American warrior and take his bow and give it to SNOPOR

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 16 Feb 2010, 08:43

That store only sells vests, not magazines.

You forgot your ritual book at home, you thought you wouldn't need it today.... you only just realized how colourless your house was.

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 17 Feb 2010, 09:05

>Leave Vest store and continue on down the road until you find something interesting!

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 17 Feb 2010, 03:44

You found a pond, and the horizon.

the sun is setting directly infront of you.

Unread post by **bluephyr** » 17 Feb 2010, 03:53

>It's not a sun, just the top of a red ENGONOOR's hard hat. (heck yes)

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 17 Feb 2010, 04:13

bluephyr wrote:>It's not a sun, just the top of a red ENGONOOR's hard hat. (heck yes)

That is most certainly not ONGONOORZILLA

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 17 Feb 2010, 04:48

>Go to the pond and get a drink of water, since you never know when you might find water in this world

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 17 Feb 2010, 05:13

That pond is filled with glass.

Unread post by **Divine Fate** » 17 Feb 2010, 06:04

>Play marbles on the glass

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 17 Feb 2010, 06:20

Wow, what a waste of time.

Unread post by **AgeNt_** » 17 Feb 2010, 07:15

>SNOPOR notices a figure of somebody on the epic mountains in the background. HOOVY rolls around

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 17 Feb 2010, 08:50

Those aren't mountains, its sunset and the gray is clouds, there are, however, mountains the other way.

Jimmy TwoTimes · Unread post by **Jimmy TwoTimes** » 17 Feb 2010, 09:05

>Take all of Engies marbles while hes not looking! BE THE KING OF MARBLES!

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 17 Feb 2010, 09:18

Jimmy TwoTimes wrote:>Take all of Engies marbles while hes not looking! BE THE KING OF MARBLES!

This sentence has a large problem in it.

Unread post by **Guy Montag** » 18 Feb 2010, 01:28

>shoot SHOTGUN at GLASS

steve09 · Unread post by **steve09** » 18 Feb 2010, 07:40

Skate on the glass with diamond skates (diamond cos it cuts glass otherwise you'd have no grip on the glass)

Unread post by **RandomGuy** » 18 Feb 2010, 07:58

>discover where the birds went, after you first saw the pond.

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 18 Feb 2010, 03:42

The glass is much too thick.

In this fucked up illogical universe, birds are completely stationary.

Unread post by **RandomGuy** » 18 Feb 2010, 03:53

>discover why BOORDS turned invisible.

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 18 Feb 2010, 04:01

I'm sorry, what?

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