You are Hoovy Woopons Goo

Unread post by **Guy Montag** » 11 Feb 2010, 04:00

>knock over wooden cutout and use it to snowboard to japan and spah and whatnot

Unread post by **RandomGuy** » 11 Feb 2010, 04:14

>go south
>search boat
>eat map
>achieve nirvana

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 11 Feb 2010, 04:38

This is probably the most fucked up thing you've seen, as the very light wooden cut out broke right through the ground.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 11 Feb 2010, 05:25

> Drop through freshly made hole in the ground

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 11 Feb 2010, 05:50

You drop down the hole, somehow surviving the fall, you dont see the cut out, its also fucking dark, your hair is questionably shaded.

There is a CRACK in the wall, a VERY DARK ROCK, some GENERIC MUSHROOMS, and an ARROW that very clearly states that some form of SHIT be that way.

Noodlefoo · Unread post by **Noodlefoo** » 11 Feb 2010, 06:19

>Eat mushrooms in corner thinking you would get bigger and stronger. Instead, you start tripping balls.

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 11 Feb 2010, 06:32

You eat the mush--- OH FUCK

At least SNOPOR seems content with his trip.

You have second thoughts about eating those.

Unread post by **AgeNt_** » 11 Feb 2010, 06:51

>snopor opens up lids on Larete and hoovy is forced to dance

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 11 Feb 2010, 07:22

SNOPOR opens the li-- WHY GOD WHY

Hoovy is much too afraid to dance.

Jimmy TwoTimes · Unread post by **Jimmy TwoTimes** » 11 Feb 2010, 07:58

>Drink larate to save snooper

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 11 Feb 2010, 08:52

Jimmy TwoTimes wrote:>Drink larate to save snooper

That wouldn't be fun for anyone.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 11 Feb 2010, 09:26

>Quickly run towards the SHIT to escape the Larate flood.

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 12:31

You run from the influx of LARATE, which is still infact from a hallucination.

After running where it says SHIT is, you find yourself on a giant cliff overlooking SHIT.
You're getting tired of questionable things.

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 12 Feb 2010, 01:26

>Use SNOPOR as a boat and his sniper rifle as a paddle to get to the red tube and climb up it to get to the other side

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 01:29

No matter how you look at it that situation won't work out well, if SNOPOR doesn't die of SUPER DISEASES from the SHIT, you have no arms with which to row across the PISSISSIPPI RIVER.

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 12 Feb 2010, 09:39

>Observe if there is any bridge nearby that would help you get to the other side of the PISSISSIPPI RIVER

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 01:18

You see a large bridge to your left... this is why you look around rooms more often, cause there is always shit you don't see.

the PISSISSIPPI RIVER appears to end in a waterfall.

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 12 Feb 2010, 02:11

>Cross the bridge to the other side and enter the sewage treatment facility to see if you can find anything useful to use on your journey

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 02:28

You are now in a room with a box labeled STUFF, and a DUUR.

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 12 Feb 2010, 02:37

>Take a look inside of the box of STUFF to see if it contains any chemical compounds, tools, or weaponry that might help.

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 02:46

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTwVrRRa-A You found your arms! how the hell did they end up here.

You quickly equip your level 1 BASIC CLASS ARMS.

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 12 Feb 2010, 03:02

>Go through the door cautiously hoping to not alert any workers if there are any and try to search for a computer that can aid in your search for MODOC

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 03:17

You are on a catwalk overlooking POOLS OF QUESTIONABLE GREEN STUFF, and a BLUGINEER.

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 12 Feb 2010, 03:19

>Observe if there are only more BLU employees around in the room.

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 03:27

Heck no.

Unread post by **Divine Fate** » 12 Feb 2010, 03:43

>push blugineer into pool

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 04:02

As a display of man power and ARM HAVE, you push him in.

erg.

kplax3 · Unread post by **kplax3** » 12 Feb 2010, 04:04

>give the blugineer bones to the invisible dog that was about to bark

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 12 Feb 2010, 04:06

You'd prefer not to reach your VERY MANLY ARMS into the POOL OF QUESTIONABLE GREEN STUFF.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 12 Feb 2010, 04:22

>Continue through the sewage treatment plant

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