You are Hoovy Woopons Goo

Ohnoez · Unread post by **Ohnoez** » 09 Feb 2010, 12:02

> meets comisar and shakes his hand firmly that it explodes

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 09 Feb 2010, 12:16

>Use shotgun on self to leave Cyberpunk.

Unread post by **Guy Montag** » 09 Feb 2010, 11:12

>noclip to top of tallest building in cyberpunk

kplax3 · Unread post by **kplax3** » 09 Feb 2010, 03:21

>crash server and play some pacman

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 09 Feb 2010, 04:12

You aren't entirely sure what NOCLIP is or how to do it, and you would prefer to not waste shotgun boolets, or......crash the world.

Unread post by **Divine Fate** » 09 Feb 2010, 04:56

>Travel to rainbow

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 09 Feb 2010, 05:33

This change of scenery looks promising, it could only get better after this place's bright colours and loud music.

You're pretty sure the sign means Rainbow, must have been some SCOOT who made the sign.

Wel---- FUCK SAKE

You have no idea what CRUSHINATOR means, but that doesn't really matter, everything is spinny and bright anyways.

09 Feb 2010, 05:35

>Find Snopor, and as him how to leave.

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 09 Feb 2010, 05:43

You found your old buddy SNOPOR, you know, after crashing into him at high speeds due to the spinny things.

He, as well, has no idea where the exit is.

You have one girly face there, bud.

Maybe the spinny thing wasn't the best to talk on, everything is all blurry.

Unread post by **Guy Montag** » 09 Feb 2010, 06:56

>rave to "sandstorm" playing on loop

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 09 Feb 2010, 07:14

You and SNOPOR dance the night away to Sandstorm. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejm6jn9AFA0

You have very little arm mass, so you opt to do a jig, SNOPOR throws his hat to be less constraint by clothing.

Snopor has gone up +1 VEST SIZE

09 Feb 2010, 08:27

>use SNOPOR to kill ENGONOOR
>add HEMOT to inv

kplax3 · Unread post by **kplax3** » 09 Feb 2010, 09:39

>steal snopor's sideburn

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 09 Feb 2010, 10:16

The bright colours and trippyness must be getting to you, what ONGONOOR?

You steal ONE of SNOPORS GLORIOUS SIDEBURNS, and wear it as a moustache.

09 Feb 2010, 10:30

> Use moustache and return to mother land, run an opposed election before killing your major competition, in an "accident" then create the NUSSR, but then the whole thing collapses beneath you, and you meet your old pal MODOC.

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 09 Feb 2010, 11:18

This could have ended better, you didn't even find MODOC.

SNOPOR is still bleeding from when you took his sideburn, and a chunk of his ear.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 09 Feb 2010, 11:22

> Find SPAH and use his passport to travel to Japan

Unread post by **Guy Montag** » 09 Feb 2010, 11:41

>OBJECTIVE OF GAME

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 09 Feb 2010, 11:56

You feel the sudden urge to travel to Japan, you know that SPAH has a PASSPORT for ROGUE-ISH types.

You set off on your adventure.

You take out the map you got while doing that 2 year long run in Moscow.

This is the worst map ever, you are pretty sure you are the red star.

You angrily ask the horde of birds "WHICH ONE OF YOU EES CRYING!"

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 09 Feb 2010, 11:57

Guy Montag wrote:>OBJECTIVE OF GAME

FIND MODOC is the first objective.

Unread post by **bluephyr** » 10 Feb 2010, 01:22

>Angrily ponder who wrote in yellow crayon on the bright-colored MAP, then turn to SNOPOR, wondering whether JARDATEE was involved.

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 10 Feb 2010, 09:56

>Go to car

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 10 Feb 2010, 03:46

It turns out what you thought was a car on the map was actually a large statue of a hat.

What the fuck, man.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 10 Feb 2010, 06:32

> Attach wheels to hat
> Push hat and set off on adventure to find MODOC and travel to Japan with SPAH

Ohnoez · Unread post by **Ohnoez** » 10 Feb 2010, 09:29

>stop by romen restaurant and eat some noodles
> shoot the romen clerk with shootgun so you dont have to pay

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 10 Feb 2010, 10:52

This fucked up adventure logic is pissing you off.

RaginAsian wrote:>stop by romen restaurant and eat some noodles
> shoot the romen clerk with shootgun so you dont have to pay

No one said anything about a restaurant of the noodly variety, you're in the middle of Russia.

Unread post by **bluephyr** » 10 Feb 2010, 11:01

They eat bears, seals, and poodles.

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 10 Feb 2010, 11:12

bluephyr wrote:They eat bears, seals, and poodles.

Thou speaketh thy truths.

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 11 Feb 2010, 10:49

>Use car to go to Moscow & have a romantic seal dinner with Snopor.
Maybe Modoc will get jealous and show up.

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 11 Feb 2010, 03:40

You're pretty sure that all of Moscow hates you, and that is a wooden cutout of a giant stone hat on two large stone spheres.

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