How the Person Above you Dies

[RandomGuy]

Executed for grammar Nazism. Those of us who support good grammar take action and storm the internet with force, capturing the tubes. Your sacrifice has not been in vain.

[Liquid Death]

Killed by the Grammar Soviets

[PhrozenFlame]

Killed by Brammar USSR.

[Royalblue]

Gets killed by a sticky grenade on "worlds not enough" because 3mi radius explosions are hard to avoid when ur phrozen

[thedoghouse]

Beheaded by his own brother for cheating on him with noodle

[RandomGuy]

swallowed.

[Link]

Gets a name and the universe gets thrown off since he's not random anymore, therefore makes the Earth spin twice as fast fling everyone 100km/h to the right, crashes into a wall and breaks his ribcage, then dies from a hammer flying into his head.

[Noodlefoo]

Tried to "fuck Marcellus Wallace like a bitch."

[RandomGuy]

Eaten by foolish noodles.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Is killed for thinking of too many ways for people above him to die.

Gets a name and the universe gets thrown off since he's not random anymore, therefore makes the Earth spin twice as fast fling everyone 100km/h to the right, crashes into a wall and breaks his ribcage, then dies from a hammer flying into his head.

If the earth rotated twice as fast the gravity would be 67% what it is right now, he'd just be 33% lighter, and accelerate in terminal velocity 10% faster, which decrease by 5%. You wouldn't feel the sudden change however. HURAY for physics and my Nazism over it.
EDIT: Oh, and the pressure would change so acceleration and terminal velocity are off.

[MrKerplunkers]

Gets RPG'd by the entire RPG clan after killing their respected members such as RPG guy, senor RPG, and RPGski.
Oh man, inside jokes on a public forum.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Is killed by chef excellence, for use of lies and slander. I didn't kill RPG guy YOU DID! ADMIT THE TRUTH!!!!!

[RandomGuy]

Is killed by confused people

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Is killed by known people.

[RandomGuy]

Killed by moses

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Killed by Jesus, holding an M60 in one hand, a Machete in the other, whilst on a Cyborg Raptor with angel wings. Good death. Good death.

[Link]

Bangs on his keyboard like his avatar, breaks it, then bangs on it again shoving his head through the sharp plastic that had once made up his lovely keyboard. He manages to survive since it didn't go through his skull all the way, but angry technowizards come to his house and shoot him for breaking technology.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Performs an autopsy before he dies in order to see what he dies from. Autopsy turns out to be fatal.

[RandomGuy]

Divides by zero.

[Link]

Gets sucked into the imploding universe after Redundancy divides by zero.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Dies by deadly means.
Am I the only one who knows how to divide by zero It's easy; I made a book for it

[TheBlindKhezu]

Dies by mocking an army of twilight fans

[Noodlefoo]

Dies after drinking water from the tainted spring Tilphussa, where he was struck by an arrow of Apollo.

[MrKerplunkers]

Dies by Artemis turning him into a stag and being eaten by his own dogs.

[RandomGuy]

Killed by a goose that is seducing his mother.

[Phantomrush]

ran over by 15 transport trucks, than a plane crashed onto the sight filled with highly unstable explosives. Than by sheer consequences the earth opened up and consumed itself and exploded.

[RandomGuy]

Killed by grammar nazis for using than instead of then.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Is killed by "Chill out" communist for supporting the grammar Nazis

[Phantomrush]

THE IMPERIAL ARMADA. um, they will shoot you or something related to that

[TheBlindKhezu]

Getting hunted down by the imperial spartan armies for declaring his ninja-hood on live television in the year 2349 years before the ninjas became an endangered species