The greatest, worst, and most bizarre thread

[MrKerplunkers]

Just post the greatest worst and most bizarre things you have ever seen. I guess I start.

GREATEST:A hooters that was on top of a benihana I want to hug the carpenter who built that.

WORST:Chris Crooker. Not even gonna bother explaining this dude.

BIZARRE:Peaceful writing in a public male bathroom stall. It said give peace a chance with a little peace sign and was surrounded by the typical racist shit. I literally had to postpone my business to check if I was in the right room.

[Hanzo_blade]

Can't really think of anything... but here goes nothing

Greatest:

Worst: 2 girls 1 cup


Most Bizarre: This breed of dog... - See picture below -

It IS a real dog breed. Not sure what the real name of it is, but it is dubbed "The worlds ugliest dog" Poor little thing will never be beautiful...

[Plastic Jesus]

All three in one:

When in the army I went to Iraq at the very end of my term of service. I saw a poor Sunni woman trying to drag her burned, shot, and blown-up husband to safety during one of the worst fubared situations I have ever seen. Everyone in the building she was trying to get him to were just watching, and nobody from my unit could get to her because of the fire comming down the alley we were stuck in. A fucking Shi'a kid runs like 200 yards from outside of his walled up compound to help her. Not another Sunni, not even a man, this kid could not have been more than 15 and he was the only person with the guts to help her. We did our best to cover them but he was shot. He is still draging the dude and covering the woman so she doesn't get shot. Fuck religion, fuck politics, and fuck all of you hang-ups this was the bravest shit I have ever seen, it was just one person helping another person, be damned the shit between them, because it was the right fucking thing to do.

[Sastora]

Oh man, that gives me chills PJ just thinking about.
That's so awful, I couldn't even imagine seeing something like that.

[MrKerplunkers]

Damn. That is just beautiful plastic.

[pleasenopouncing]

wow thats is pretty cool and sad at the same time.i did not know u used to be in the military

[4most]

wow that was amasing thats is how people should be and i didn't know you were in the army PJ

[z0th]

Badass of the Week.

this guy owns.

[Plastic Jesus]

Yep, I was in the Army for six years. SSgt. 18C and 31R. Three of those years I did absolutely nothing as a 31R (boring ass job nobody cares about) then decided to become a 18C (an engineer LAWLS, but actually more like a demoman), "for the hell of it." Then all of a sudden some douchebags decide to piss off the W and I get sent into the shit. Lucky for me my service was almost up and I was able to go back to college as planned afterwards. Not a lot to tell about my combat duty, I saw some shit, but mostly I just blew shit up. BTW blowing shit up was why I decided to be a 18C in the first place, aslo... best job ever, you get to blow up anything and everything.

[marcus]

Greatest: A ride in titans 1200 hp supra
Worst: laying down my gixxer at 130
Bizzare: pics of gowness which I will post if I can find them

[tHeReAlSuSaN]

Greatest: http://staythirstymyfriends.com/
Worst: Mr Hands
Most Bizarre:

[Sastora]

I'm hoping that dog is photoshoped 'cause that's just creepy.

[g_e_oos]

I'm hoping that dog is photoshoped 'cause that's just creepy.

It's not.

[Sastora]

Eww!
I'd never want a doggy like that.

[tHeReAlSuSaN]

Yeap that dog has a rare gene that makes it have like 8 times the normal muscle amount

[LilSam__U]

i cant think of a greatest yet....

Worst: Chris brown beating up Rihanna http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/ ... estig.html

bizarre: http://tcor.files.wordpress.com/2007/07 ... st-cat.jpg

[g_e_oos]

Worst: Chris brown beating up Rihanna http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/ ... estig.html

Chris Brown beating up Rihanna is the worst thing you can think of? really?

[LilSam__U]

well no but thats the first thing i thought of

[MrKerplunkers]

My friend has recently been replacing words such as "owned" and "pimp slapped" with the phrase "Chris Browned".
God, I hate him so...

[Liquid Death]

I haven't seen these. But these are all I could think of
Worst: War (You know that a war is bad if Russia thinks it's pointless) http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21356785/
Best: Videogames http://www.thehachiko.com/node/403
Most bizzare: Scientology http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/scientolog ... ceives.htm

[Dick Trickle]

Best: Senior High School Prom
Worst: I was going to ask this girl I knew on a date, but literally right before I asked she told me she had she had a boy friend.
Weirdest: watching some guy upload pictures of his topless, and possibly underage girlfriend (who was nearly half his age) on to a school (College) computer. Then at the end of class we had to fill out Teacher evaluations,and promptly flirted with the teachers daughter, to whom I assume he only saw one pic of.



So yeah, Bumping threads from 2009 are the fad.