5 things you can buy at walmart to make someone go WTF!

Unread post by **tomm** » 29 Nov 2009, 06:27

list five things that will make the cashier or anybody around you be surprised, shocked, puzzled, ect.

A hammer. anal lube, laxatives, shamwow, bucket.

Your turn

Unread post by **tomm** » 29 Nov 2009, 06:36

you cant buy crack at walmart. wait. nevermind.

Unread post by **Sastora** » 29 Nov 2009, 06:39

What about what you can't buy at walmart?
You can't buy a wall, wtf?!
I didn't even know they made anal lube, thats gross.

Unread post by **z0th** » 01 Dec 2009, 11:28

Sastora wrote:I didn't even know they made anal lube, thats gross.

i dont know why this statement made me chuckle.

anyways.... these items are completely innocuous individually.

blender, random childrens toy, jar of mayonnaise, Scrubs Season One DVD, lawnmower

Unread post by **Duckwalk** » 02 Dec 2009, 08:49

wine coolers, coloring books, web cam, the little mermaid on dvd, baby oil.

Edit: for additional shock value you could buy a net gun. im not sure if walmart sells those, but it would be a hilarious buy.

Unread post by **g_e_oos** » 02 Dec 2009, 09:07

He said WTF!? Not WTF child rapist!?!! *calls cops*....

Unread post by **GrimGriz** » 02 Dec 2009, 11:37

Sastora wrote:I didn't even know they made anal lube, thats gross.

ASStroglide.

for the record, it's much grosser without lube as their can be tearing and blood.

Unread post by **Hanzo_blade** » 02 Dec 2009, 02:03

yeah wtf lube was made for butts, least thats what I thought. Sastora must be pure...

Unread post by **Joe's Crab Shack** » 02 Dec 2009, 03:57

There is a secret area in all Walmarts that only certain people know about. Most of the staff doesnt even realize it's there, you need a password to get in.

Unread post by **Sastora** » 02 Dec 2009, 04:36

Lol. Sorry for my innocence, didn't mean to turn this thread into an awkward conversation!

Unread post by **Wamp Rats** » 03 Dec 2009, 12:43

A .50 AE muzzle-loader, Brake fluid, a zune, vanilla coke (Best stuff EVER) and metallica, master of puppets album

Unread post by **Duckwalk** » 03 Dec 2009, 09:45

g_e_oos wrote:He said WTF!? Not WTF child rapist!?!! *calls cops*....

shit, if i was working the register at wallmart and bought the shit i mentioned, i would totally say, right to their face, "What... The.... Fuck..." im not going to lie tho, if they had a net gun with all that shit i would totally laugh.

Unread post by **tomm** » 10 Dec 2009, 10:48

pineapple. shrinky dinks, condoms, pet food, smooth jazz cd.

or get a kid to try to buy a candy bar and a condom and when they say "are you a little young for this?" have them say "What? the candy bar?"

Unread post by **Original** » 11 Dec 2009, 01:09

tomm wrote:you cant buy crack at walmart. wait. nevermind.

No, but you can make some good bathtub crack (aka crystal meth)

Liquid drano, amonia, windex, and (I'm keeping the magic ingrediant to myself), spatula

Unread post by **arkawn** » 18 Dec 2009, 05:05

meth sucks anyways

Unread post by **Duckwalk** » 19 Dec 2009, 08:51

real men shoot skag. which can also be purchased at walmart.

Unread post by **VillageSavant** » 19 Dec 2009, 09:43

hmm..

brownie mix, eggs, decorative dessert tray, , map to find CC Lan Party, cocoa laxative ...

Unread post by **tomm** » 22 Dec 2009, 11:09

zombie survival kit, maximum strength tylenol, russian vodka, power rangers mask, and benafiber

Unread post by **Joe's Crab Shack** » 23 Dec 2009, 11:53

I was in a Walmart once and swore to God that i saw Parrot bay rum. I went into the same Walmart at a later date and they had none, someone kept telling me they never have and never will sale Rum at Walmart. But i know what i saw.

Unread post by **Ex-PFC Wintergreen** » 26 Dec 2009, 11:34

ok

12 guage shotgun, shania twain cd, 6 pairs of briefs, hand lotion, all the snickers bars in the store.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 27 Dec 2009, 12:31

Ex-PFC Wintergreen wrote:ok

12 guage shotgun, shania twain cd, 6 pairs of briefs, hand lotion, all the snickers bars in the store.

I'm not sure what the shotgun is for (unless you're planning on kidnapping someone) but I get everything else.
...
Kinda.

Unread post by **z0th** » 27 Dec 2009, 07:53

toboggan, boxing gloves, ski wax, safety helmet, broom stick

Alexzander · Unread post by **Alexzander** » 01 Jan 2010, 12:32

fertilizer, draino, bleach, gasoline, matches

Unread post by **Sastora** » 01 Jan 2010, 12:56

Last time I was at walmart I bought margarita mix, marshmallows, and white t-shirts. No weird looks though.

Edit: This was Goose.

Phantomrush · Unread post by **Phantomrush** » 01 Jan 2010, 10:19

This might be a little inappropriate, but
You buy a pregnancy test, and a coat hangar

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