What have you done to your teachers?

Xratter · Unread post by **Xratter** » 24 Dec 2009, 03:28

I'm in grad school now, working towards a teacher's license and a masters degree. I'll start student teaching next fall. I'd like to hear what crazy/sadistic things ya'll have done to your teachers.

Celtic · Unread post by **Celtic** » 24 Dec 2009, 04:10

Laxatives in coffee

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 24 Dec 2009, 06:01

ALWAYS check your chair.

ALWAYS.

Unread post by **Ex-PFC Wintergreen** » 25 Dec 2009, 08:58

I made a math teacher cry once, I somehow doubt that you are quite so sensitive.

Unread post by **AgeNt_** » 25 Dec 2009, 11:59

in 7th grade, threw a pair of scissors, spray his desk with a fire extinguisher, put porn on his mac, threw foam globes out his window...
...all in one day.

poor guy...

yeah, now my instructors all i do is play games in class.

Unread post by **Duckwalk** » 25 Dec 2009, 12:10

i inadvertently insulted my 10th grade english teachers retarded son. it was an accident and i felt really bad after i did it. never the less she was a real shitty left wing psycho nut bag who felt the need to spread her beliefs and fuck u if u dont agree.

needless to say i didnt do well in that class.

what grade u teaching ratter?

Xratter · Unread post by **Xratter** » 28 Dec 2009, 05:50

it'll be high school history, whatever they put me in.

yea, none of that sounds so bad right now.

Unread post by **Wamp Rats** » 28 Dec 2009, 06:13

I didn't do this, but we had this stupid game that i don't want to explain and when you lost you had to lay down on the ground, we did this during class so when you lost you looked like an ass. Well, my teached refused to play and so this albanian kid stood up and said "If you don't get on the ground I'll make you!" My english teacher stood up and retorted "Then do it!" The albanian promptly rose from his seat, grabbed my teacher by the waist and tossed him to the ground.

Unread post by **Guy Montag** » 02 Jan 2010, 02:57

grade 9 music.

one day we just all decided that whenever we could, we'd all look at this vent that was behind and above the teacher who stood at the head of the class. she'd look at what we were looking at, get all confused, and ask what we were looking at. we'd all say 'nothing' and go back to whatever, but whenever the opportunity presented itself we'd stare at that vent en mass.

she went fucking nuts, cuz we technically weren't doing anything wrong. best music class ever.

Unread post by **arkawn** » 02 Jan 2010, 11:48

starting fires outside class windows/on the steps of the portable

not really interested in making things personal (i.e. lighting his desk on fire instead) as much as making things a little more exciting

num yummy · Unread post by **num yummy** » 03 Jan 2010, 10:39

Turned his coffee into gel. Also crashed his grading server several times.

Unread post by **arkawn** » 04 Jan 2010, 12:57

oh yeah

edited class marks when they left the room with their computers on

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