The Renabassador
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The Renabassador
The Renabassador - A dumbass-run production
The spy sighed quietly as he walked into the spawn room. Another mission, another few hundred thousand dollars for killing fat dumb heavies, and small, annoying scouts. He walked up to his locker and opened it, looking upon it's contents; Inside the locker contained his usual mission equipment, a butterfly knife, a sapper, disguise kit which he needed to refill with cigarettes again, and finally, his newly carved "Renabassador" as he called it. He had gotten it made for himself only about a week before this time; it was dedicated to his beautiful and lovely Renamon. He gently tucked his knife and other equipment into his coat, sighing happily as he looked upon the shining golden gun, onto was carved a remarkable picture of his beautiful sleeping Renamon. Renamon really was a nice girl; soft spoken and sweet hearted, on top of that she fucked like an expert. He chuckled softly as he remembered the many dinners and dances he'd spent with her, the many nights as well...oh those nights. He looked back at the spawn, hearing some noise and realized that his teamates were about to catch up to him. He took one last look down at the gun, tucked it into his coat, close to his heart, and walked out of the locker room as a heavy walked into it, leading the other seven people inside.
Letter from the author: I realize that most of you quacks out there will think MUCH less of me for posting this, but I feel compelled to express the "Role Reasoning" behind how MY spy aquired this ambassador, please note that this is the alternative to the spy sleeping with the scout's mother. Enjoy.
The spy sighed quietly as he walked into the spawn room. Another mission, another few hundred thousand dollars for killing fat dumb heavies, and small, annoying scouts. He walked up to his locker and opened it, looking upon it's contents; Inside the locker contained his usual mission equipment, a butterfly knife, a sapper, disguise kit which he needed to refill with cigarettes again, and finally, his newly carved "Renabassador" as he called it. He had gotten it made for himself only about a week before this time; it was dedicated to his beautiful and lovely Renamon. He gently tucked his knife and other equipment into his coat, sighing happily as he looked upon the shining golden gun, onto was carved a remarkable picture of his beautiful sleeping Renamon. Renamon really was a nice girl; soft spoken and sweet hearted, on top of that she fucked like an expert. He chuckled softly as he remembered the many dinners and dances he'd spent with her, the many nights as well...oh those nights. He looked back at the spawn, hearing some noise and realized that his teamates were about to catch up to him. He took one last look down at the gun, tucked it into his coat, close to his heart, and walked out of the locker room as a heavy walked into it, leading the other seven people inside.
Letter from the author: I realize that most of you quacks out there will think MUCH less of me for posting this, but I feel compelled to express the "Role Reasoning" behind how MY spy aquired this ambassador, please note that this is the alternative to the spy sleeping with the scout's mother. Enjoy.
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Re: The Renabassador
Over obsessive furry: hellfire[DAWN]HellFire wrote:The Renabassador - A dumbass-run production
The spy sighed quietly as he walked into the spawn room. Another mission, another few hundred thousand dollars for killing fat dumb heavies, and small, annoying scouts. He walked up to his locker and opened it, looking upon it's contents; Inside the locker contained his usual mission equipment, a butterfly knife, a sapper, disguise kit which he needed to refill with cigarettes again, and finally, his newly carved "Renabassador" as he called it. He had gotten it made for himself only about a week before this time; it was dedicated to his beautiful and lovely Renamon. He gently tucked his knife and other equipment into his coat, sighing happily as he looked upon the shining golden gun, onto was carved a remarkable picture of his beautiful sleeping Renamon. Renamon really was a nice girl; soft spoken and sweet hearted, on top of that she fucked like an expert. He chuckled softly as he remembered the many dinners and dances he'd spent with her, the many nights as well...oh those nights. He looked back at the spawn, hearing some noise and realized that his teamates were about to catch up to him. He took one last look down at the gun, tucked it into his coat, close to his heart, and walked out of the locker room as a heavy walked into it, leading the other seven people inside.
Letter from the author: I realize that most of you quacks out there will think MUCH less of me for posting this, but I feel compelled to express the "Role Reasoning" behind how MY spy aquired this ambassador, please note that this is the alternative to the spy sleeping with the scout's mother. Enjoy.
first off, I think very few people will read all of this
second off, I don't think very many people care about your personal "How-this-happened-even-though-there-is-already-a-story-story"
third off, NO, just NO!
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Re: The Renabassador
ehh. I really don't care, I just thought I'd explain my thoughts about how this happened to the people that would appreciate this literature (the other furries >.>)
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LITERATURE?[DAWN]HellFire wrote:ehh. I really don't care, I just thought I'd explain my thoughts about how this happened to the people that would appreciate this literature (the other furries >.>)
thats like calling a twilight fan-fic a MOVIE
and what do you mean the OTHER furries? Wamp isn't NEARLY as obsessive as you (or at least he doesn't show it NEARLY as much as you) and shae doesn't even have a forum account
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Wamp rat is a furry? I didn't know that! o.o
anyway, I knew people weren't going to like this. And I do believe shae DID make an account. Anyway, quit concerning yourself with a dumb story.
anyway, I knew people weren't going to like this. And I do believe shae DID make an account. Anyway, quit concerning yourself with a dumb story.
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its a dumb story alright, the question is if you can see that, then WHY did you post it, and WHY do you expect people not to "agree" with you on the fact that its a dumb story, while somehow arguing with them when they're just telling you what you already know and believe![DAWN]HellFire wrote:Wamp rat is a furry? I didn't know that! o.o
anyway, I knew people weren't going to like this. And I do believe shae DID make an account. Anyway, quit concerning yourself with a dumb story.
and if you didn't know wamp was a furry, and shae is the only other one you can think of, why not just SEND IT TO HIM OVER STEAM, or ask him for his E-MAIL, or things like that! if you can name others, go ahead, prove me wrong, good luck with that.
P.S. just had a discussion with shae, turns out, he's almost NEVER ON, go figure eh?
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I'm really confused.... again....
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I'm confused to yet I did even take the time to read it all. (Wow, this cheesecakes taste a little like key lime pie.)
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I have no problem with furries, but this was just poorly done overall.
But, I'd bother to download this if it was a skin and properly made. There's nothing else decent to download(That's still a big "If").
Ok friend, go do what you need to. Pay me no mind.
Continue.
But, I'd bother to download this if it was a skin and properly made. There's nothing else decent to download(That's still a big "If").
Ok friend, go do what you need to. Pay me no mind.
Continue.
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Hey doghouse, did a furry rape your mom or something? What gives you the right to be a dick to someone just because they play dress up when they have sex?
I think you're a closet furry or something. If you weren't interested you would have done what everyone else did - ignored the post. Instead you had to keep bumping the thread spewing hate.
I think you're a closet furry or something. If you weren't interested you would have done what everyone else did - ignored the post. Instead you had to keep bumping the thread spewing hate.
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what are you talking about? I have nothing against furries, its just that I thought it was stupid of him to make a whole thread and make a story about something that already exists, I also thought that he picked a bad place to post it when not very many people here would care at all.GrimGriz wrote:Hey doghouse, did a furry rape your mom or something? What gives you the right to be a dick to someone just because they play dress up when they have sex?
I think you're a closet furry or something. If you weren't interested you would have done what everyone else did - ignored the post. Instead you had to keep bumping the thread spewing hate.
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When Hellfire provokes you, I can see how you would want to belittle him, doghouse, but this is harmless fun for him. Let him be. Albeit its the weirdest thing I've seen in a while, and I don't actually understand what this is, but he's not insulting anyone or hurting anyone, so kindly shut up.
and as for WampRats not being as obsessed. Yes, he is. You didn't see the thread that was deleted within a day probably because he wanted to take back everything he had typed.
edit: also I support any type of 'literature' more than I support Uber's previous threads that was just a link to a youtube video.
and as for WampRats not being as obsessed. Yes, he is. You didn't see the thread that was deleted within a day probably because he wanted to take back everything he had typed.
edit: also I support any type of 'literature' more than I support Uber's previous threads that was just a link to a youtube video.
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Doghosue, you and your hate of furriesthedoghouse wrote:LITERATURE?[DAWN]HellFire wrote:ehh. I really don't care, I just thought I'd explain my thoughts about how this happened to the people that would appreciate this literature (the other furries >.>)
thats like calling a twilight fan-fic a MOVIE
and what do you mean the OTHER furries? Wamp isn't NEARLY as obsessive as you (or at least he doesn't show it NEARLY as much as you) and shae doesn't even have a forum account
Just hate the ones that spray furry porn, other than that they are generally good guys.
Also hellfire. I don't know exactly what this renbassodor is, but either way it was written better than most fan fics
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I think the controversy stems from the inherently erotic nature of his little story.
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What I'm talking about is the laws of forumdom.thedoghouse wrote:what are you talking about?
If you don't like something, ignore it. It goes away. Like fucking magic.
I know I don't speak for everyone, but when I visit forums I click 'view new posts' and if no one replies to a thread, it doesn't show up the next time I visit.
You know - he may be retarded for making the post....but what kind of asshole trolls around the forums telling people they shouldn't be posting what they're posting? Are you the fucking forum police? Should cap'n make you a special badge? Or are you just a prick treating other community members like shit?
I hate bullies, and that's exactly what you were doing in this thread.
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Is that bestiality? 'Cause the spy is human and the renamon thing from digimon is like an animal right?
I'm just wondering 'cause I find that odd.
I'm just wondering 'cause I find that odd.
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Maybe he's just DISGUISED as a human...Sastora wrote:Is that bestiality? 'Cause the spy is human and the renamon thing from digimon is like an animal right?
I'm just wondering 'cause I find that odd.
btw, food for thought hellfire: Your avatar is what people associate with you...so if you're a very effeminate homosexual furry...carry on. If not, perhaps you're sending the wrong message.
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Wow this turned around quick....
Anyways, this probably isn't the place to post stuff like this. If say Duckwalk wanted to sleep with male nutritional anthropologists, it's not our place to judge him. That being said, unless it's a private conversation, this stuff should be kept to yourself. It just causes problems.
Anyways, this probably isn't the place to post stuff like this. If say Duckwalk wanted to sleep with male nutritional anthropologists, it's not our place to judge him. That being said, unless it's a private conversation, this stuff should be kept to yourself. It just causes problems.
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[DAWN]HellFire wrote:The Renabassador - A dumbass-run production
The spy sighed quietly as he walked into the spawn room. Another mission, another few hundred thousand dollars for killing fat dumb heavies, and small, annoying scouts. He walked up to his locker and opened it, looking upon it's contents; Inside the locker contained his usual mission equipment, a butterfly knife, a sapper, disguise kit which he needed to refill with cigarettes again, and finally, his newly carved "Renabassador" as he called it. He had gotten it made for himself only about a week before this time; it was dedicated to his beautiful and lovely Renamon. He gently tucked his knife and other equipment into his coat, sighing happily as he looked upon the shining golden gun, onto was carved a remarkable picture of his beautiful sleeping Renamon. Renamon really was a nice girl; soft spoken and sweet hearted, on top of that she fucked like an expert. He chuckled softly as he remembered the many dinners and dances he'd spent with her, the many nights as well...oh those nights. He looked back at the spawn, hearing some noise and realized that his teamates were about to catch up to him. He took one last look down at the gun, tucked it into his coat, close to his heart, and walked out of the locker room as a heavy walked into it, leading the other seven people inside.
Letter from the author: I realize that most of you quacks out there will think MUCH less of me for posting this, but I feel compelled to express the "Role Reasoning" behind how MY spy aquired this ambassador, please note that this is the alternative to the spy sleeping with the scout's mother. Enjoy.
wall of text.
/moving on.