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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

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*Hopes Crushed*
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me next me next!!
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If I don't get one, you for sure don't get one.
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whatshisface should get one for analing 14-year-olds on the forum
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^win post^
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i deserve a card because im asian that is my response to that phrozen
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HERE
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Can't forget Katie.

Can't forget Katie getting drunk.

Also, it's important to note that those I can't make cards of can't have cards made for them for reasons that aren't how much I like them.
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I'm lovin' it
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haha im totally putting that beard with a man quote in my signature..

got one for me?
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charcoal pills?

whatd i miss?
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Guy I would love to see what you have in mind for me on this one. Gold star!
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This totally makes me wish I was memorable...
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g_e_oos wrote:This totally makes me wish I was memorable...
You could probably get away with being memorable because you're whipped. I think you could manage.
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Its not whipped! Its being caring and there is nothing wrong with that.
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Sastora wrote:Its not whipped! Its being caring and there is nothing wrong with that.
crack that whip.
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lol make a daedalus one
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Call me whipped all you want. Totally worth it.
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g_e_oos wrote:Call me whipped all you want. Totally worth it.
lol very profound
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g_e_oos wrote:Call me whipped all you want. Totally worth it.
truth!
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I could totally see my card being all like, "1/1, when another creature comes into play, sacrifice HybridPuppy." You know...if it was ever made. Which it won't.
Signatures are dumb.
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If I got the joke behind that, sure.

but I think I'm due for some new cards. It's hard though, because all the really funny concepts (plastic jesus, toastyking) have already been done.
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Guy Montag wrote:If I got the joke behind that, sure.

but I think I'm due for some new cards. It's hard though, because all the really funny concepts (plastic jesus, toastyking) have already been done.
are you saying I'm not funny? :(
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I'm sure you can BE funny. I just can't think of a funny gimmick for a card of you. When I think of toastyking I reflexively think "wrench" and plastic jesus is synonymous with "ragequit".
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someone make me a card :P
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All of these have been hilarious, i saw toasty's spray and was crackin up. Good job Guy.
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After a really, really long delay more cards for the cC block are out! The ones in this pack feature the new 'Uptown Toughie' rule, as well as the first non-creature spells!

(I made an improved duckwalk because I felt the original was wasted opportunity.)
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And that's all for now.
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I'm surprised you've left Sastora out of these, and how come Duckwalk get's another one?
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I specifically said why Duck gets a new one.

And the only thing I could think of for a Sastora card involves how she totally definitely affirmatively does not whip geoss, something I doubt she'd really approve of.
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