TWO. noodle i love you, your cute "poop face" classic
THREE. Who does not love internet bitches? i know i do.. my wife...internet bitchez fo sho
FOUR. Lil blue is at that time in his life were he starts to only look at girls chests and think of what dirty things they could say back, but of course his childhood obesity he has a hard time doing that face to face.
FIVE. big blue is in that time of his life were he no longer wants people to mistake him for a short Dyke so he'll talk to what ever chick he can, and they'll open up to him (maybe thinking he's gay, or maybe he hits on other dykes?)
SIX. this is why you should have never read that post of his
Basically I'm trying to say the females just are the only ones I deem respectable enough to speak to like Katie