I want to hear people's ideas for update weapons!

[Not The Author]

The Blatantly OP Superweapon
Level 9001 Minigun

100% Critical hits
0% Scatter
Reduces all incoming damage by 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999%
Counts as unlimited use Razorback
Comes with head-mounted forcefield which reflects headshots
200% Movement Speed
A scope
Able to shoot through walls
Incendiary rounds
Doubles as a jetpack
MAKE IT HAPPEN VALVE

[Riftoff]

Soldier gets a musket and a war sword next update. You heard it here first.

[Joe's Crab Shack]

I still stand by my idea of an application to a sentry gun that covers all enemies in a certain radius in oil when sapped or shot. The oil would short circuit spys cloaking devices and give all enemies covered in it +25% damage from pyros fire, like mini crits.

The downsides would be that it takes long to build and upgrade your sentry gun, and if you dont have a pyro nearby, then the oil serves no other purpose aside from acting as a Jarate substitute shorting out the spy's cloaking for the engineer.