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Doghouse's intense stories

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read this. nuff said

•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: i know what happens at the end of the last book
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: my friend told me
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: wanna kno?
•cC• Thedoghouse: I know what happens
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: let me tell u
•cC• Thedoghouse: I read that one and the half-blood prince
•cC• Thedoghouse: both pretty good books
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: a badass named ghost nukes hogwarts and everyone is dead execpt badass ghost
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: thats how the last book ends
•cC• Thedoghouse: nope
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: yes
•cC• Thedoghouse: harry DIES
•cC• Thedoghouse: and then the other part of the story I told you about starts
•cC• Thedoghouse: DE ENDZ
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: thats intense
•cC• Thedoghouse: thatsway better than J.K Rowling coulda told it
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: lol
•cC• Thedoghouse: I could turn a story about a carrot, into a scarystory
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: lol
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: let me tell u a story
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: and u make it scary
•cC• Thedoghouse: k
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: k?•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: "there was a dude named doghouse and everyone hated him so he got exploaded by ghosts rock-it-lawn-chair"
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: THE END
•cC• Thedoghouse: ok....
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: MAKE IT SCARAH
•cC• Thedoghouse: there was the EVILEST DUDE IN THE LAND NAMED DOGHOUSE
•cC• Thedoghouse: he kicked kittens and busted every ghost he could find
•cC• Thedoghouse: and don't get me STARTED about what he did to puppies
•cC• Thedoghouse: anyway
•cC• Thedoghouse: then one day a guy name ghost canme along and was all DUDE I GOTZ A ROCK-IT-LAWN-CHAIR BOW BEFORE MAH!"
•cC• Thedoghouse: (hold on a sec. gotta look at something from draco)
•cC• Thedoghouse: and doghouse was all "NO, YOU!" and then he was behind ghost and infront of him and to his left and right at the same time
•cC• Thedoghouse: he stabbed ghost in the back and then he was all WE MUST CROSS DAH STREAMZ
•cC• Thedoghouse: then the other doghouse was all NUUUU THAT COULD ESPLODE THE WORLD
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: this is intense
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: post this on the fourms
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: NAO
•cC• Thedoghouse: so then the original doghouse was all "so?" and replaced the other doghouse
•cC• Thedoghouse: (you can, too lazy)
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: lol
•cC• Thedoghouse: then they crossed the streams and asploded the world and then doghouse was all "MWUAHAHA, THIS IS MY PILE OF ROCK NOW"
•cC• Thedoghouse: then a little kid walked up and said "have you seen my mommy?"
•cC• Thedoghouse: so doghouse took his teddy bear! tore its head off! threw it off a cliff! then grabbed the kid and said "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
•cC• Thedoghouse: then they crossed the streams and asploded the world and then doghouse was all "MWUAHAHA, THIS IS MY PILE OF ROCK NOW"
•cC• Thedoghouse: then a little kid walked up and said "have you seen my mommy?"
•cC• Thedoghouse: so doghouse took his teddy bear! tore its head off! threw it off a cliff! then grabbed the kid and said "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO!?!?!"
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: that reminds me of the lil dude in fallout 3 whos like "CAN U FIND ME DAD?
•cC• Thedoghouse: then he dropkicked the kid off the cliff and said "aaah I love the smell of little kid blood in the morning"
•cC• Thedoghouse: THE END
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: that
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: was
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: intense
•cC• Thedoghouse: =D
•cC• Thedoghouse: oh one last thing
•cC• Thedoghouse: then he was all "now, I've been listening to you telling my story" BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
•cC• Thedoghouse: "and now, I'M COMING FOR YOU" •cC• Thedoghouse: he stabbed ghost in the back and then he was all WE MUST CROSS DAH STREAMZ
•cC• Thedoghouse: then the other doghouse was all NUUUU THAT COULD ESPLODE THE WORLD
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: this is intense
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: post this on the fourms
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: NAO
•cC• Thedoghouse: so then the original doghouse was all "so?" and replaced the other doghouse
•cC• Thedoghouse: (you can, too lazy)
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: lol
•cC• Thedoghouse: then they crossed the streams and asploded the world and then doghouse was all "MWUAHAHA, THIS IS MY PILE OF ROCK NOW"
•cC• Thedoghouse: then a little kid walked up and said "have you seen my mommy?"
•cC• Thedoghouse: so doghouse took his teddy bear! tore its head off! threw it off a cliff! then grabbed the kid and said "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
•cC• Thedoghouse: •cC• Thedoghouse: then they crossed the streams and asploded the world and then doghouse was all "MWUAHAHA, THIS IS MY PILE OF ROCK NOW"
•cC• Thedoghouse: then a little kid walked up and said "have you seen my mommy?"
•cC• Thedoghouse: so doghouse took his teddy bear! tore its head off! threw it off a cliff! then grabbed the kid and said "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO!?!?!"
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: that reminds me of the lil dude in fallout 3 whos like "CAN U FIND ME DAD?
•cC• Thedoghouse: then he dropkicked the kid off the cliff and said "aaah I love the smell of little kid blood in the morning"
•cC• Thedoghouse: THE END
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: that
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: was
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: intense
•cC• Thedoghouse: =D
•cC• Thedoghouse: oh one last thing
•cC• Thedoghouse: then he was all "now, I've been listening to you telling my story" BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
•cC• Thedoghouse: "and now, I'M COMING FOR YOU"
•cC• Thedoghouse: •cC• Thedoghouse: then you died
•cC• Thedoghouse: THE END
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: :(
•cC• Thedoghouse: any other stories you want to hear?
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: nope
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: im good
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: :D
•cC• Thedoghouse: =( I wanna tell more stories though
•cC• ๖ۣۜGhost: lol
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Re: Doghouse's intense storys

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WORST. STORY. EVER. I'm twice as badass than doghouse, even if my arms were broken. :woop:
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PhrozenFlame wrote:WORST. STORY. EVER. I'm twice as badass than doghouse, even if my arms were broken. :woop:
NOT TRUE, and thats a pretty big clump of text there ghost o.o
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I know you ment this but you repeated shit 5 times


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That would be epic if you didn't repeat stuffs.
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i would still consider that epic. The repetitions make it more...dramatic
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THAT WAS EPIC MAKE A MOVIE OR A BOOK?
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you left out the harry potter story ghost :?
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harry potter?
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yeah I told him the best version of the ending of harry potter and he left it out
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Every time I read this I think it says intense toys not stories. 'cause I think you misspelled storIES.
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That sounds vulgar...
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Yeah I know. I keep thinking its a spam thread.
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I could always delete it if everyone says it's spam.
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No. Its not. Duh.
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