Omegle

[GrimGriz]

Since you guys seemed to like cleverbot...


http://omegle.com/

Stranger: boobs boobs looking for boobs
You: did you check just below your neck?
Stranger: no i was just imagining them on someone else's chest
You: cancerous boobs?
You: zombie boobs?
Stranger: not my type, both
Stranger: just plain simple boobs
Stranger: boobs that can tell their own stories
You: wow. Have you ever found boobs like that before?
Stranger: i thought i had
Stranger: but nah
You: Every time I think I find boobs, it's a trap
You: damn boobeh traps.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: cool

[Plastic Jesus]

Stranger: hello
You: pwned


end chat

[Wamp Rats]

You: who's there
Stranger: strangerina
You: wut
Stranger: hi
You: hmm?
Stranger: im strangerina, nice to meet u...?
You: What the hell are you trying to pull
Stranger: i dunno
You: I don't want any of your drugs
Stranger: ow okey
You: Who the fuck do you think your talking to
Stranger: i dunno u dont wanna tell me just now
You: I hope you brought a poncho
You: Because im about to rain down the hurt on you
Stranger: ow okey
You: Make me a sandwhich bitch
You: and get me a beer
Stranger: im tired
Stranger: i wanna have sex
Stranger: make me relax
You: That's to fucking bad, i don't have sex unless i GET A MOTHER FUCKING SANDWHICH
You: *Throws Table*
You: BITCH
Stranger: hmm i said im tired
You: WHERE IS MY SANDWHICH
Stranger: i'll just sleep then
Stranger: good night
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Liquid Death]

Stranger: hii
You: yo no hablo ingles
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Most of the people here just seem to be looking for something to cyber with.

[Riftoff]

Protip: If someone is trying to cyber with you, ask them if they have stairs in their house.

[Liquid Death]

You: I am not going to cyber with you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[thedoghouse]

Stranger: hi
You: FINE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Heys
You: FINE!
Stranger: Sup?
You: you are
Stranger: Sure, i guess
Stranger: asl?
You: whats asl?
Stranger: Age, Sex, Location
Stranger: o.O
You: 2,robot,canadia
You: o.O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[thedoghouse]

You: YOUR MOTHER IS A COW
Stranger: dude im indian! haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: YOUR MOTHER IS A COW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: m or f ?
You: YOUR MOTHER IS A COW
Stranger: so i should be a bull ?
You: NO, YOU SHOULD BE HUMAN
Stranger: sadly, i am not.
You: THEN YOU'RE A COW TOO!
Stranger: sadly, i am not a cow either.
You: STOP BEING SAD YOU COW
Stranger: so what should i be ?
You: A COW
Stranger: and u are ?
You: I AM A 2 YR OLD ROBOT FROM CANADIA
Stranger: ah... all of you, from canada are like 2yo, robots or not, doesnt matter.
You: NOT CANADA, CANADIA!
Stranger: which is where on the world map ?
You: IT IS CANADIA, HOW CAN YOU MISS CANADIA!?!?!
Stranger: where it is placed, excuse me for this, but i dont know it.
You: it
You: is
You: canadia
Stranger: on which continent it is placed ?
You: CANADIA IS A CONTENTINT
Stranger: ure boring dude.
You: YOUR MOTHER'S BORING
Stranger: bad for u
Stranger:
You: indeed
Stranger: time for bye bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: YOUR MOTHER IS A COW
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is pretty fun

[sad face]

Stranger: 17 horny m
You: what?
You: helloooooooo
Stranger: hey
Stranger: are u female?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[thedoghouse]

Stranger: 17 horny m
You: what?
You: helloooooooo
Stranger: hey
Stranger: are u female?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XD THAT IS THE BEST ONE EVER

[sad face]

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: nothing
Stranger: same >.>
You: -.-
You: heres my last chat Stranger: 17 horny m
You: what?
You: helloooooooo
Stranger: hey
Stranger: are u female?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: xD
Stranger: those people make me rage
Stranger: xD
You: rage leave!

Stranger: lol
Stranger: so where u from
You: washington
Stranger: cool
You: its super hot here
You: where i am at
You: like 100
Stranger: wow lol
You: ya
You: >_<

You: hey do you have steam?

Stranger: yep
You: do you know Cc
Stranger: nope
You: its for TF2
Stranger: what does it do?
You: gaming.calulatedchaos
You: o
You: its for poeple that want to form groups and talk a place for gamers
Stranger: what about steam groups then
You: what do you mean
You: like the steam group of Cc
You: ?

Stranger: no i mean like, dont steamgroups make other groups outside steam obsolete?
You: no its a steam group to
You: they made a website
Stranger: cool
You: I am posting chats on omegle on there with other poeple
You: lol
Stranger: lol, guess mine isnt funny enough to post amirite? xD
You: lol I post ill post it any way lol
You: that didnt make sense >_<

Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: you should try it
You: on it I am sad face
Stranger: send me a link to the steam page
You: not steam page
You: just go to
You: http://gaming.calculatedchaos.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sastora]

I thought we had an entire thread for this stuff?

[thedoghouse]

Stranger: i am going to eat you. *eats you*
You: YAY
You: I like it in your belly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: say hi!
Stranger: BILLY MAYS HERE
You: BILLY MAAAAYS ='(
Stranger: USA USA USA
You: CANADIA CANADIA CANADIA!
Stranger: long as you not i raq
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I left for a minute during this one:
Stranger: herro
You: DO YOU LIKE STOMOUCHS?
Stranger: no i do not rike dem
Stranger: i do not rike green eggs and hram
You: HOW ABOUT BACKS?
Stranger: i will not eat them on a train or in a prain, not on the ground or all around
You: YOUR MOTHER WAS A COW
Stranger: would you have sex with a 15 yearold boy who liked like a girl 12 yearold boy?
Stranger: looked*
Stranger: fine fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: A wild abra appears!
Stranger: Abra used teleport.
You: Ash uses mas terball!
You: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected. (happened in about 10 seconds)

You: yes
Stranger: no
You: maybe
Stranger: so
You: NO
You: JUST NO
Stranger: yes
You: ok, yes
Stranger: no
You: I thought you said yes
Stranger: no
You: ok, no it is
Stranger: yes
You: yes then
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: so
Stranger: JUST NO.
You: maybe then
Stranger: NO SO.
Stranger: NO SO.
Stranger: JUST NO.
You: NOSOTHEN
You: JUSTNO
You: FINE
Stranger: JUST NO
Stranger: FINE THEN.
You: OK!
Stranger: YOU WANT THE KIDS, THE MONEY, THE HOUSE? THE CAR AS WELL?
Stranger: YOU TAKE IT ALL!
Stranger: JUST GET OUT OF MY LIFE!
You: OK, I WILL
Stranger: im sorry. lets have sex and make more kids and complain about our taxes while drinking some beer!
You: NO!
You: I WILL NOT BE YOUR COW
Stranger: harvest my children.
You: HARVEST THEM YOURSELF!
You: I QUIT!
Stranger: no
Stranger: dont leave
You: WHY NOT!?
Stranger: cuz
Stranger: im jerking to this chat..its intense
You: ...
Stranger: talk dirty
Stranger: im gonna cum soon
You: ummm no
Stranger: god that hot
Stranger: moan more
You: I'm not moaning, ever
Stranger: say fuck fuck fuck yessss
You: no
You: ok so I'm going to leave now...
Stranger: no
Stranger: im going soft
Stranger: plzz
You: good bye crazy per #12
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[sad face]

You: POKEMON
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: NO.
You: CHARZARD

You: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: That shit was good 10 years ago.
Stranger: Not anymore.
You: fine
You: DIGIMON
Stranger: IT'S SUCH A TIMELESS PIECE OF TELEVISION
Stranger: I mean, it really speaks about the world at the time.
Stranger: I mean, I'm pretty sure it was a metaphor for terrorism.
then he leave how rude

[sad face]

You: YOU HAVE WON! 10000 dollas!
You: now lets just calm down i know its a lot
Stranger: what do you want to say
You: what do i want to sayme?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[sad face]

You: omg my day sucks
Stranger: hi there
You: =c
Stranger: wht happend bud
You: SOME GUY STOLE MY CAT
You: AND MY TV
Stranger: lol
You: when i was at subway
Stranger: why he stole u cat?
You: it was a very fancy cat
You: it had diamond grills
Stranger: u r kidding
You: no way i love my cat
You: his name was evilcanevil
Stranger: +.+
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[thedoghouse]

Stranger: hello
You: yes
Stranger: im hard
You: ...
Stranger: idk
Stranger: that was random
You: you're not going to jerk off to my text too are you?
Stranger: just felt like saying it
Stranger: no.
You: ok then
Stranger: asl?
You: oh, and your mother's a cow
Stranger: awh
Stranger: thats not nice.
You: it's true
Stranger: how do you know (mooing in background) what the fuck was that?
Stranger: (moo)
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: you were right
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: ho
Stranger: *yo
You: YOUR MOTHER IS A COW
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: instead of pms she gets mad cow disease
You: you know we're talking about YOU'RE mother right?
Stranger: well she is a cow, i cannot lie
Stranger: she so fat she sits AROUND the house
Stranger: ETC ETC OMG LOLZ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[sad face]

Stranger: DIMENSIONAL UNICORN
You: hi call me grandma ma
You: child whats your name
Stranger: Grandma ma. I BE A UNICORN.
Stranger: FLOWER POWER GO
You: o mai
Stranger: Yes my.
You: so child is unicorn your real name
You: is it billy
You: you can tell grandma ma
Stranger: IT IS GRANDMA MA.
Stranger: YOU CAN CALL ME UNI
You: NO DUDE YOU SON OF A
You: THATS MY FREAKEN NAME

You: DONT STEAL
You: GOD

You: now child lets just calm down
You: no need for caps
You: child say something you can talk to grandma
Stranger: I can?
Stranger: Grandma.
Stranger: I believe in unicorns.
Stranger: I see them everywhere.
Stranger: They follow me around.
Stranger: calling my name.
You: well child sTOP TAKING DRUGS

Stranger: BUT THE PRETTY COLORS.
Stranger: AND THE FAIRIES
Stranger: THEY'RE HERE TOO.
You: now child lets just calm down now
Stranger: What can I do grandma?
You: eat a lot of sugar it keeps the doctors away child and unicorns
You: but the fairies you have to eat
Stranger: Okay Grandma.
Stranger: Is there a way to cook them?
You: you have to eat them freash
Stranger: D:
Stranger: That doesn't sound tasty.
You: Dont talk smak to grandma now
Stranger: I'm notttttt~ D:
You: Yes you are child!
You: fairies are tasty
You: grampa agrees
Stranger: D: I don't think so. Can I add sugar to them?
You: yes child add as much sugar as you want it keeps the doctors away
Stranger: Okay.
You: now child my real name is SUPA scumcilous
You: but people call me grandma
You: ma
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Well I really am Uni.
Stranger: But I have to go now.
You: but uni means
You: demon
Stranger: ~Drives away.
You: NO
n
You: NO

You: SNIPES wheels
Stranger: ~Stops...
Stranger: What now Grandma ma?
You: YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA

Stranger: Did you take your pills?
You: ya
You: x5
Stranger: BOTH THE RED AND THE BLUE ONES?
You: ya child
You: we have some for you
You: it came from the streets
You: its called coke
You: hellooooooooo
You: you thar child
You: CHILD
You: o well
You: flys away
You have disconnected.

[thedoghouse]

Stranger: ho
Stranger: *yo
You: YOUR MOTHER IS A COW
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: instead of pms she gets mad cow disease
You: you know we're talking about YOU'RE mother right?
Stranger: well she is a cow, i cannot lie
Stranger: she so fat she sits AROUND the house
Stranger: ETC ETC OMG LOLZ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I'm not talking to you
Stranger: No?
Stranger: You are typing though.
You: I'm not typing to you either after this.
Stranger: You could send me morse code?
Stranger: Interpretive dance?
Stranger: Blink in binary?
Stranger: I could tell really bad jokes and if you laugh I'd consider that some sort of show of emotion.
Stranger: Or we could just have one way conversations for the rest of our lives.
Stranger: You're a good listener at least, by this point most people have mutilated themselves in some way to get away.
Stranger: I learned first aid so they wouldn't have to leave but then this guy choked to death on his own armpit in desperation.
Stranger: So then I tried getting a job at the hospital to help and talk to all my victims.
Stranger: Then they fired me for having the highest patient mortality rate on record.
Stranger: I have a nice little trophy I made though that says "World record holder for patient deaths not due to homicide."
Stranger: That gets some looks when people come over.
Stranger: I always wondered about this one girl though.
Stranger: She was the longest to "survive" me.
Stranger: I think we really had a lot in common, she was a good listener too.
Stranger: It sort of fizzled out though when she never woke up from the coma though.
Stranger: I think I killed this joke a while ago.
Stranger: Okay it's been about 3 minutes time to jump on the bloated corpse of this joke to see if any funny comes out.
Stranger: I bet you were really good at playing a tree in your school plays.
Stranger: You should audition for that professionally or something.
Stranger: Or at least contact a talent agency person.
Stranger: Usually they're quite helpful.
Stranger: Like this time I went there asking if they knew anyone who was looking for a guy who can talk for ages about nothing in incredibly boring detail.
Stranger: Okay there's a difference between being a good listener and being a good brick wall.
Stranger: Seriously you weren't joking when you meant the not typing thing.
Stranger: Talking too.
Stranger: Though I'm not sure how you'd do that on Omegle.
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: Every time I do this the person has already disconnected by now, perhaps I should let you talk.
Stranger: Go on.
Stranger: Anything
Stranger: Maybe now?
Stranger: Ever silent aren't you?
Stranger: By the way, you might want to try reading the first letter of the last 12 lines of this "conversation."
Stranger: I saw you typing.
(after a while of him not saying anything)
You: IWASNOTTYPING
Stranger: Clearly
You: >.> conspiracies <.<
You have disconnected.

You: I'm not talking to you
Stranger: A Wild Abra Appears!
You: BECAUSE YOU MOTHER IS A COW
Stranger: no u
You: *catches the wild abra with a master ball*
You: IT WAS A TRAP!
You: MWUAHA!
Stranger: k
You: NOW I'm not talking to you because I have your abra
Stranger: OMG IM A NIGEA
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: comeon talk to me
Stranger: let mee in!!
Stranger: your only hurting yourself
Stranger: yea know what fuck you than
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[sad face]

This was very crazy

Stranger: Hello sir.
You: hi
Stranger: May I ask you..
Stranger: How's the game?
Stranger: *very bad picture here*
You: dam

[sad face]

You: whats up dude
Stranger: hi
Stranger: make friends
You: o
Stranger: from?
You: i am here to chat about your grandma
You: but its ok
You: i am from the moon
Stranger: ok
You: i am not crazy
Stranger: crazy
You: its the truth