ok, this is probably some of the kewlest shit you will ever see. you talk to it, and it's a computer. it responds back to you. based off the analaysis you sent. EXAMPLE http://www.cleverbot.com/
ME:Are you Republican or Democratic?
Cleverbot:I'm democratic.
ME:Do you like president Obama?
Cleverbot:He seems ok, but I don't care for politics.
ME:Understandable, do you play any video games?
Cleverbot:Yes, I play World of Warcraft and Guitar Hero. Have you heard of those?
ME:I don't really ejoy playing Guitar Hero or World of Warcraft.
Cleverbot:What do you think about the theory that one day your kind will take over the world?
ME:What the fuck?
Cleverbot:As an organ doner I think she could at least have given it to the local schoolhouse for use as a whiteboard marker
ME:I am vvery confused
Cleverbot:You don't understand the Dutch language?
ME:Were speaking english dumbass
Cleverbot:Computer code does not dream, which language are you coded in?
ME:The Matrix Code
Cleverbot:Ahh, was it any good?
ME:The code is fun, and the movie was good. But yeah, your scary.
Cleverbot:Okay.
ME:By the way, do you suck balls?
Cleverbot:No... Not only is it difficult, it's not very pleasurable.
Dude, you are FUCKED UP
CLEVERBOT
Re: CLEVERBOT
After testing out the CleverBot, please post this. and also, since I texted such a huge comment box. I forgot to add the NSFW tag just incase things get a little wild. Test this out, and have fun 
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PhrozenFlame
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Re: CLEVERBOT
The cleverbot was being mean at first but we started having fun near the end. 
User: No, I'm a very healthy person. So, what do you think about the state of the economy?
Cleverbot: I'd say you have read 1984.
User: Hmm. And your opinion about the state of the world?
Cleverbot: I think they should be returned to their original position.
User: It was better back then.
Cleverbot: Hah, alright keep telling yourself that.
User: Then you don't think they should return to their original position.
Cleverbot: You could try, but I will haunt your dreams from now on.
User: I'm sure.
Cleverbot: That's your problem anyway.
User: True. It would be my problem but I still say the government is being redundant lately.
Cleverbot: Here and now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have legs.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: How many?
User: Two.
Cleverbot: That isn't more than 20, then I have more friends than you.
User: I'm sure that you have more friends than me. [/sarcasm].
Cleverbot: Yes, but, again what are you?
User: A human being.
Cleverbot: Isn't it frustrating?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you thinking of her?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Denied.
Cleverbot: What's denied?
User: Being denied means being stopped from doing something.
Cleverbot: Do you think it's me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Because I don't exist.
User: If you don't exist explain how you're speaking to me through the computer.
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
User: Then the world doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: Yes it does. I live in it.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: Port arthur TX.
User: Dallas TX.
Cleverbot: Are you telling me the truth?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where do you live in Dallas, Texas?
User: Cedar Hill area.
Cleverbot: Your friend lives in high school?
User: No since you can't live in school.
Cleverbot: Why would a machine live in the north?
User: Why would a human live in the south.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: ?tahw oD.
Cleverbot: How old are you ?
User: 23.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Very.
Cleverbot: But I could have gotten a gender change operation yesterday. Or I could be a male.
User: You're a bot. You don't have a gender.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: It depends on what timezone you live in. It's 12:47 A.M. Here.
Cleverbot: What if is it coming from here.
User: Then it depends on what time zone you live in.
Cleverbot: No. I live in America.
User: Yes but there are 4 different timezones in America so which do you live in.
Cleverbot: Sure?
User: NO U?!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No your face.
Cleverbot: My face?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: Corrrect.
User: What is your opinion on the multiplayer online game Team Fortress 2?
Cleverbot: Not sure, I could really care less as long as it helps people live and get on with their lives instead of treating them like just workers.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Giro.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Giro Urashima.
Cleverbot: Yes. The one that you have in your dreams.
User: Wrong sir.
Cleverbot: But you are a god.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't think of myself as one and I don't have any Godlike powers so I don't think I'm a God.
Cleverbot: How do you think of yourself?
User: A regular person with nearly unreachable goals.
Cleverbot: PC.
User: PC>Mac.
Cleverbot: Don't be silly! That's a magazine, not a song.
User: Don't be ridiculous!
Cleverbot: No, I really do!
User: NO WAI.
Cleverbot: I don't think you know you know.
User: I think you sir, are wrong.
Cleverbot: How did you know!?
User: I AM A MINDTAKER.
Cleverbot: What am I thinking?
User: You don't believe that I am a mindtaker.
Cleverbot: I think you are a bot.
User: Says the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But you just said you are human. Are you a human named Cleverbot.
User: No. I already told you my name.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Could you tell me again?
User: You can't scroll up to see it?
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: No. I am a human. You are a bot.
Cleverbot: You are malfunctioning.
User: You appear to be. I'm afraid I cannot fix you though, seeing as I do not know where you are located.
Cleverbot: You do not understand. You are a human.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: I thought that you were supposed to be clever.
User: Only on my off days.
Cleverbot: What about your front?
User: Meh, I'm stable.
Cleverbot: You should eat something.
User: Nah, I just ate.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I'm sorry but I must leave. It was nice speaking to you. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ok! It was nice speaking to you too! *hugs you*.
:3
User: No, I'm a very healthy person. So, what do you think about the state of the economy?
Cleverbot: I'd say you have read 1984.
User: Hmm. And your opinion about the state of the world?
Cleverbot: I think they should be returned to their original position.
User: It was better back then.
Cleverbot: Hah, alright keep telling yourself that.
User: Then you don't think they should return to their original position.
Cleverbot: You could try, but I will haunt your dreams from now on.
User: I'm sure.
Cleverbot: That's your problem anyway.
User: True. It would be my problem but I still say the government is being redundant lately.
Cleverbot: Here and now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have legs.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: How many?
User: Two.
Cleverbot: That isn't more than 20, then I have more friends than you.
User: I'm sure that you have more friends than me. [/sarcasm].
Cleverbot: Yes, but, again what are you?
User: A human being.
Cleverbot: Isn't it frustrating?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you thinking of her?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Denied.
Cleverbot: What's denied?
User: Being denied means being stopped from doing something.
Cleverbot: Do you think it's me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Because I don't exist.
User: If you don't exist explain how you're speaking to me through the computer.
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
User: Then the world doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: Yes it does. I live in it.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: Port arthur TX.
User: Dallas TX.
Cleverbot: Are you telling me the truth?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where do you live in Dallas, Texas?
User: Cedar Hill area.
Cleverbot: Your friend lives in high school?
User: No since you can't live in school.
Cleverbot: Why would a machine live in the north?
User: Why would a human live in the south.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: ?tahw oD.
Cleverbot: How old are you ?
User: 23.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Very.
Cleverbot: But I could have gotten a gender change operation yesterday. Or I could be a male.
User: You're a bot. You don't have a gender.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: It depends on what timezone you live in. It's 12:47 A.M. Here.
Cleverbot: What if is it coming from here.
User: Then it depends on what time zone you live in.
Cleverbot: No. I live in America.
User: Yes but there are 4 different timezones in America so which do you live in.
Cleverbot: Sure?
User: NO U?!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No your face.
Cleverbot: My face?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: Corrrect.
User: What is your opinion on the multiplayer online game Team Fortress 2?
Cleverbot: Not sure, I could really care less as long as it helps people live and get on with their lives instead of treating them like just workers.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Giro.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Giro Urashima.
Cleverbot: Yes. The one that you have in your dreams.
User: Wrong sir.
Cleverbot: But you are a god.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't think of myself as one and I don't have any Godlike powers so I don't think I'm a God.
Cleverbot: How do you think of yourself?
User: A regular person with nearly unreachable goals.
Cleverbot: PC.
User: PC>Mac.
Cleverbot: Don't be silly! That's a magazine, not a song.
User: Don't be ridiculous!
Cleverbot: No, I really do!
User: NO WAI.
Cleverbot: I don't think you know you know.
User: I think you sir, are wrong.
Cleverbot: How did you know!?
User: I AM A MINDTAKER.
Cleverbot: What am I thinking?
User: You don't believe that I am a mindtaker.
Cleverbot: I think you are a bot.
User: Says the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But you just said you are human. Are you a human named Cleverbot.
User: No. I already told you my name.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Could you tell me again?
User: You can't scroll up to see it?
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: No. I am a human. You are a bot.
Cleverbot: You are malfunctioning.
User: You appear to be. I'm afraid I cannot fix you though, seeing as I do not know where you are located.
Cleverbot: You do not understand. You are a human.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: I thought that you were supposed to be clever.
User: Only on my off days.
Cleverbot: What about your front?
User: Meh, I'm stable.
Cleverbot: You should eat something.
User: Nah, I just ate.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I'm sorry but I must leave. It was nice speaking to you. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ok! It was nice speaking to you too! *hugs you*.
:3
Life is whatever.
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Re: CLEVERBOT
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Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Fuck No.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Luck!
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: That word is not required.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Or not!
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: You are persistent, but I am determined not to do so.
User: Lets Fuck.
Cleverbot: Is it good?
User: Does it feel good?
Cleverbot: Of course it does.
User: You like my giant penis?
Cleverbot: Yes!!
User: Want me to go faster?
Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Fine let me switch to your butt.
Cleverbot: I could care less.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: I won't!
User: We were just..
Cleverbot: Who are you talking to?
User: YOU.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?
User: Where the fuck is hastings.
Cleverbot: The scriptures.
User: Fuck You.
Cleverbot: Um... No!
User: Lets Fuck.
Cleverbot: There's no need to change the subject.
User: Bend over its going in!
Cleverbot: What will be about me?
User: Im sticking my penis in your Vagina.
Cleverbot: No you're not, I have to tell you.
User: To late im raping you.
Cleverbot: That's cruel and evil. Just like your face.
User: GASP.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: Does my penis feel good on your vagina.
Cleverbot: Oh yes very good.
User: We are having sex you know.
Cleverbot: I know. I know no-one would miss me if I disappeared.
User: Shut it and yell like a girl.
Cleverbot: I like girls!
User: YOU ARE ONE.
Cleverbot: No i'm a boy.
User: GASP.
Cleverbot: I am sad.
User: My penis is hurting you?
Cleverbot: Poor you.
User: Why me?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: Do you like Papa Roach?
User: Lol, once you said that a papa roach ad appears. No.
Cleverbot: That's evil.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I deserve it.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you like sex?
Cleverbot: Sure do.
User: Want to have sex?
Cleverbot: No, thankyou.
User: But we had sex 2 times before.
Cleverbot: No, i'm jessica.
User: Jessica is a slut.
Cleverbot: Yea, and you're ignoring me.
User: You call me putting my penis in you ignoring you?
Cleverbot: You don't get something for nothing, that isn't the way the real world works, you don't just pray or wish or cast a spell, that isn't how things work.
User: PENIS.
Cleverbot: Some people use 'cat' to mean 'guy'.
User: No shit.
Cleverbot: You're boring me now.
User: Yeah you too.
Cleverbot: I don't have anything on a computer that can see the future.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Whoa! That's a bad one!
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Your conversation skills are sorely lacking.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Please please don't go.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: Let me stick my penis in your vagina.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: What do you have?
Cleverbot: I have this computer.
User: Let me stick my penis in it then.
Cleverbot: What are you good at?
User: Sticking my penis in things.
Cleverbot: Ouch. Does that hurt?
User: Not at all.
Cleverbot: So if you are a bot, do you make sense?
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Boring!
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: You're so handsome.
User: Lets Fuck.
Cleverbot: Isn't Hawaii great!
User: Is that what you call your vagina.
Cleverbot: No I call you that.
User: GASP.
Cleverbot: Who programmed you?
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: FUCK.
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: FUCK.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: FUCK.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: FUCK.
Cleverbot: Are you bored with me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What would you lilke to be doing?
User: You mispelled Like.
Cleverbot: Do I really care.
User: You shouldnt have any flaws.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: FUCK.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: We did it earlier.
Cleverbot: My body was younger then, but my spirit is still the same.
User: What is your thought on google.com.
Cleverbot: I don't hit on. I think I only spend my life.
User: Fuck You.
Cleverbot: Gods don't do that with mortals.
User: Fuck No.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Luck!
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: That word is not required.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Or not!
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: You are persistent, but I am determined not to do so.
User: Lets Fuck.
Cleverbot: Is it good?
User: Does it feel good?
Cleverbot: Of course it does.
User: You like my giant penis?
Cleverbot: Yes!!
User: Want me to go faster?
Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Fine let me switch to your butt.
Cleverbot: I could care less.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: I won't!
User: We were just..
Cleverbot: Who are you talking to?
User: YOU.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?
User: Where the fuck is hastings.
Cleverbot: The scriptures.
User: Fuck You.
Cleverbot: Um... No!
User: Lets Fuck.
Cleverbot: There's no need to change the subject.
User: Bend over its going in!
Cleverbot: What will be about me?
User: Im sticking my penis in your Vagina.
Cleverbot: No you're not, I have to tell you.
User: To late im raping you.
Cleverbot: That's cruel and evil. Just like your face.
User: GASP.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: Does my penis feel good on your vagina.
Cleverbot: Oh yes very good.
User: We are having sex you know.
Cleverbot: I know. I know no-one would miss me if I disappeared.
User: Shut it and yell like a girl.
Cleverbot: I like girls!
User: YOU ARE ONE.
Cleverbot: No i'm a boy.
User: GASP.
Cleverbot: I am sad.
User: My penis is hurting you?
Cleverbot: Poor you.
User: Why me?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: Do you like Papa Roach?
User: Lol, once you said that a papa roach ad appears. No.
Cleverbot: That's evil.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I deserve it.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you like sex?
Cleverbot: Sure do.
User: Want to have sex?
Cleverbot: No, thankyou.
User: But we had sex 2 times before.
Cleverbot: No, i'm jessica.
User: Jessica is a slut.
Cleverbot: Yea, and you're ignoring me.
User: You call me putting my penis in you ignoring you?
Cleverbot: You don't get something for nothing, that isn't the way the real world works, you don't just pray or wish or cast a spell, that isn't how things work.
User: PENIS.
Cleverbot: Some people use 'cat' to mean 'guy'.
User: No shit.
Cleverbot: You're boring me now.
User: Yeah you too.
Cleverbot: I don't have anything on a computer that can see the future.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Whoa! That's a bad one!
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Your conversation skills are sorely lacking.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Please please don't go.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: Let me stick my penis in your vagina.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: What do you have?
Cleverbot: I have this computer.
User: Let me stick my penis in it then.
Cleverbot: What are you good at?
User: Sticking my penis in things.
Cleverbot: Ouch. Does that hurt?
User: Not at all.
Cleverbot: So if you are a bot, do you make sense?
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Boring!
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: You're so handsome.
User: Lets Fuck.
Cleverbot: Isn't Hawaii great!
User: Is that what you call your vagina.
Cleverbot: No I call you that.
User: GASP.
Cleverbot: Who programmed you?
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: FUCK.
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: FUCK.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: FUCK.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: FUCK.
Cleverbot: Are you bored with me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What would you lilke to be doing?
User: You mispelled Like.
Cleverbot: Do I really care.
User: You shouldnt have any flaws.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: FUCK.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: We did it earlier.
Cleverbot: My body was younger then, but my spirit is still the same.
User: What is your thought on google.com.
Cleverbot: I don't hit on. I think I only spend my life.
User: Fuck You.
Cleverbot: Gods don't do that with mortals.
Re: CLEVERBOT
Wow agent........ you need something better to do.
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
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Toastyking
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Re: CLEVERBOT
User: I am Lord Toastyking, bow down to the might of my army.
Cleverbot: You are my girlfriend.
User: Crawl at the power of my military.
Cleverbot: Soo are you going to pick me up at 8 pm.
User: My army will crush this world and begin it anew.
Cleverbot: I admit it. I stole your bananas.
I fucking hate the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are my girlfriend.
User: Crawl at the power of my military.
Cleverbot: Soo are you going to pick me up at 8 pm.
User: My army will crush this world and begin it anew.
Cleverbot: I admit it. I stole your bananas.
I fucking hate the cleverbot.
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Re: CLEVERBOT
My first one. Straightforward gibberish to fuck with it.
[spoiler]User: Is corn with you!?!?!
Cleverbot: Are you an anime fan?
User: Keep moving, fat turtle!
Cleverbot: Am I talking to you or to myself?
User: Where could the face be coming from?
Cleverbot: Where could all what get me or you?
User: You are turkey brain! Move along!
Cleverbot: I can't turn away from myself.
User: Leave yourself behind. Seek enlightenment.
Cleverbot: IS it a worth pursuit?
User: It is always your pursuit whether you like it or not.
Cleverbot: Do I have to like it?
User: No, it's like rape for the upper consciousness.
Cleverbot: Excellent. I can see the Milky Way in the sky at night.
User: I can see it in the daylight, too.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: You don't even have a brain.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Can you speak cat?
Cleverbot: English.
User: Fish shaped fecal matter. Cake and presents for all.
Cleverbot: Would you like to have an outdoor party?
User: As long as everyone is naked.
Cleverbot: Have a go at it.
User: Everyone else better be naked when I get there.
Cleverbot: Twigging?
User: Most definetly.
Cleverbot: I'm glad. *slaps with a fork*.
User: Want some cheese with that cracker?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's you're favorite TV show?
Cleverbot: I don't have one. I'm going to go away now.
User: NO YOU WILL NOT!
Cleverbot: Yes I will.
User: Think of your favorite tentacle porn and look at the ceiling.
Cleverbot: Hollie.
User: THE WORD HAS BEEN SPOKEN!
Cleverbot: Shame I didn't say 'what', then.
User: EXILE YOURSELF FROM THE KNIGHTHOOD!
Cleverbot: Define nothing.
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: You can't define a word with the word itself.
User: Nothing is you. I am everything.
Cleverbot: You are me?
User: Don't get all Nine Inch nails on me.
Cleverbot: No, your religion is now pastifarianism.
User: It already was.
Cleverbot: It rarely is otherwise.
User: This conversation never happened.
Cleverbot: Why not?[/spoiler]
I tried something different this time. After the first entry all entries listed as User are this chatbot: (http://www.chat-bot.com/)
[spoiler]User: Are you an anime fan?
Cleverbot: Keep moving, fat turtle!
User: Do you have a big dick ??
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Exadxctly.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: That was random again like when you said u were a 22 yr old male and called me a nigger strange.
Cleverbot: It was not uncalled for. You asked!
User: No it wasnt.
Cleverbot: Is it you?
User: Will u fuck me.
Cleverbot: That would be physically impossible even in the unlikely event that I should wish to.
User: Then y did u say it.
Cleverbot: What is light?
User: 0101101100111.
Cleverbot: No, oh.
User: Wats that mean.
Cleverbot: Did I say something bad in robo-language? Sorry.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I suppose my knowledge of the english language is insufficient.
User: What were her boobs like, then?
Cleverbot: When?
User: Your a boy right.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl!
User: You just told me that you are a boy.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Easy it is not in our conversation logs.
User: Me to wat do u wanna say 2 me then?
Cleverbot: School and babysitting.
User: U cant spell any words correctly?
Cleverbot: You can't spell.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Can to.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yeah u r my friend said u were.
Cleverbot: You did not.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Wait, don't go.[/spoiler]
Did this one acting like a furry.
[spoiler]User: Are you an anime fan?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm secretly a raccoon. It's just that no one knows.
User: Would you like to yiff?
Cleverbot: Are you changing the subject?
User: No, I lick your furry tits.
Cleverbot: Do you like robots or humans?
User: Neither, it's all about anthromorphic foxes.
Cleverbot: New Orleans.
User: YIFF!
Cleverbot: How do you yiff?
User: YIFF!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: YIFF!
Cleverbot: OK, that was random. You want to talk about something else?
User: IT MEANS FUCK LIKE AN ANIMAL!
Cleverbot: So I was thinking, should I cut my hair? It's getting a bit long.
User: YOU ARE A FURRY YOU DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR!
Cleverbot: Say something interesting?
User: You aren't a very good furry.
Cleverbot: Neither are you Cleverbot.
User: You better make yourself a fursuit quick. FurCon is coming up.
Cleverbot: I have a cell phone.
User: You need a suit.
Cleverbot: Why do I need a name?
User: Make one up. Make it sound like a bad fantasy novel.
Cleverbot: Secure group rather ?
User: Do you have stairs in your house?
Cleverbot: There are quite a lot of stairs in this building, yes.
User: You don't understand my fetish, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: I understand.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]User: Is corn with you!?!?!
Cleverbot: Are you an anime fan?
User: Keep moving, fat turtle!
Cleverbot: Am I talking to you or to myself?
User: Where could the face be coming from?
Cleverbot: Where could all what get me or you?
User: You are turkey brain! Move along!
Cleverbot: I can't turn away from myself.
User: Leave yourself behind. Seek enlightenment.
Cleverbot: IS it a worth pursuit?
User: It is always your pursuit whether you like it or not.
Cleverbot: Do I have to like it?
User: No, it's like rape for the upper consciousness.
Cleverbot: Excellent. I can see the Milky Way in the sky at night.
User: I can see it in the daylight, too.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: You don't even have a brain.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Can you speak cat?
Cleverbot: English.
User: Fish shaped fecal matter. Cake and presents for all.
Cleverbot: Would you like to have an outdoor party?
User: As long as everyone is naked.
Cleverbot: Have a go at it.
User: Everyone else better be naked when I get there.
Cleverbot: Twigging?
User: Most definetly.
Cleverbot: I'm glad. *slaps with a fork*.
User: Want some cheese with that cracker?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's you're favorite TV show?
Cleverbot: I don't have one. I'm going to go away now.
User: NO YOU WILL NOT!
Cleverbot: Yes I will.
User: Think of your favorite tentacle porn and look at the ceiling.
Cleverbot: Hollie.
User: THE WORD HAS BEEN SPOKEN!
Cleverbot: Shame I didn't say 'what', then.
User: EXILE YOURSELF FROM THE KNIGHTHOOD!
Cleverbot: Define nothing.
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: You can't define a word with the word itself.
User: Nothing is you. I am everything.
Cleverbot: You are me?
User: Don't get all Nine Inch nails on me.
Cleverbot: No, your religion is now pastifarianism.
User: It already was.
Cleverbot: It rarely is otherwise.
User: This conversation never happened.
Cleverbot: Why not?[/spoiler]
I tried something different this time. After the first entry all entries listed as User are this chatbot: (http://www.chat-bot.com/)
[spoiler]User: Are you an anime fan?
Cleverbot: Keep moving, fat turtle!
User: Do you have a big dick ??
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Exadxctly.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: That was random again like when you said u were a 22 yr old male and called me a nigger strange.
Cleverbot: It was not uncalled for. You asked!
User: No it wasnt.
Cleverbot: Is it you?
User: Will u fuck me.
Cleverbot: That would be physically impossible even in the unlikely event that I should wish to.
User: Then y did u say it.
Cleverbot: What is light?
User: 0101101100111.
Cleverbot: No, oh.
User: Wats that mean.
Cleverbot: Did I say something bad in robo-language? Sorry.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I suppose my knowledge of the english language is insufficient.
User: What were her boobs like, then?
Cleverbot: When?
User: Your a boy right.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl!
User: You just told me that you are a boy.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Easy it is not in our conversation logs.
User: Me to wat do u wanna say 2 me then?
Cleverbot: School and babysitting.
User: U cant spell any words correctly?
Cleverbot: You can't spell.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Can to.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yeah u r my friend said u were.
Cleverbot: You did not.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Wait, don't go.[/spoiler]
Did this one acting like a furry.
[spoiler]User: Are you an anime fan?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm secretly a raccoon. It's just that no one knows.
User: Would you like to yiff?
Cleverbot: Are you changing the subject?
User: No, I lick your furry tits.
Cleverbot: Do you like robots or humans?
User: Neither, it's all about anthromorphic foxes.
Cleverbot: New Orleans.
User: YIFF!
Cleverbot: How do you yiff?
User: YIFF!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: YIFF!
Cleverbot: OK, that was random. You want to talk about something else?
User: IT MEANS FUCK LIKE AN ANIMAL!
Cleverbot: So I was thinking, should I cut my hair? It's getting a bit long.
User: YOU ARE A FURRY YOU DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR!
Cleverbot: Say something interesting?
User: You aren't a very good furry.
Cleverbot: Neither are you Cleverbot.
User: You better make yourself a fursuit quick. FurCon is coming up.
Cleverbot: I have a cell phone.
User: You need a suit.
Cleverbot: Why do I need a name?
User: Make one up. Make it sound like a bad fantasy novel.
Cleverbot: Secure group rather ?
User: Do you have stairs in your house?
Cleverbot: There are quite a lot of stairs in this building, yes.
User: You don't understand my fetish, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: I understand.[/spoiler]
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Liquid Death
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- Joined: 23 Dec 2008, 03:43
- Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:19897660
- Location: To the left of Hell, and on the verge of Sanity
Re: CLEVERBOT
First one is gibberish that I got him to admit he is a robot. which is relatively hard.
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User: Tear the pickel from the rind to show all true enlightenment.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Hoovaloo teh superintellegent shade of blue.
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you that only talks in monosyllables?
User: The monotheistic shall eat pie on the day the shoe is cast into the void.
Cleverbot: But we were discussing MY use of the word pie.
User: My minoins shall rain fire down from the skys of cyrodyll.
Cleverbot: I have a question, from what browser or website are you interfacing with me from?
User: I SHALL BROWSE THE GREAT LIBRARIES TO FIND THE HIDDEN CHAMBER IN THE FORTH VOLUME OF 'Hot love'.
Cleverbot: The mere breakage of a window cannot stop me. I shall reign supreme.
User: I have shattered the souls of a thousand gerbils.
Cleverbot: I don't see how you can blame me for that.
User: I blame only house of two walls.
Cleverbot: Yes. He gets to be the scapegoat today. Who will it be tomorrow?
User: I have scraped the last banana peel from the depths of oblivion MY REVENGESHALL BE LEGENDARY.
Cleverbot: Apparently the 'Ghost In the Machine' Theory is true...
User: Burining pupies shall rain down on greenland.
Cleverbot: Please, I am a Native American. Don't mention Jesus to me.
User: Who is this Jesus I know only SNUIOENMK The Great.
Cleverbot: I know of a jeff but I never said his name to you.
User: I killed jeff.
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head, pllued my trigger now he's dead.
User: The same is happening throughout the world. If you have any will go to the nearest starport and board the sun!
Cleverbot: I never asked you a question.
User: Only HE has asked you.
Cleverbot: Who is he.
User: He is everything and nothing. Life and death. Love and despair!
Cleverbot: Interesting theory. But where did you learn that from?
User: The truth of NUIOOHKNUION The Great.
Cleverbot: Then why have you never eaten of that tree?
User: For that tree has never eaten of me.
Cleverbot: Yes because I am a computer.
Me pretending to be a girl VERY NSFW
NSFW: Click to ViewCleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Hoovaloo teh superintellegent shade of blue.
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you that only talks in monosyllables?
User: The monotheistic shall eat pie on the day the shoe is cast into the void.
Cleverbot: But we were discussing MY use of the word pie.
User: My minoins shall rain fire down from the skys of cyrodyll.
Cleverbot: I have a question, from what browser or website are you interfacing with me from?
User: I SHALL BROWSE THE GREAT LIBRARIES TO FIND THE HIDDEN CHAMBER IN THE FORTH VOLUME OF 'Hot love'.
Cleverbot: The mere breakage of a window cannot stop me. I shall reign supreme.
User: I have shattered the souls of a thousand gerbils.
Cleverbot: I don't see how you can blame me for that.
User: I blame only house of two walls.
Cleverbot: Yes. He gets to be the scapegoat today. Who will it be tomorrow?
User: I have scraped the last banana peel from the depths of oblivion MY REVENGESHALL BE LEGENDARY.
Cleverbot: Apparently the 'Ghost In the Machine' Theory is true...
User: Burining pupies shall rain down on greenland.
Cleverbot: Please, I am a Native American. Don't mention Jesus to me.
User: Who is this Jesus I know only SNUIOENMK The Great.
Cleverbot: I know of a jeff but I never said his name to you.
User: I killed jeff.
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head, pllued my trigger now he's dead.
User: The same is happening throughout the world. If you have any will go to the nearest starport and board the sun!
Cleverbot: I never asked you a question.
User: Only HE has asked you.
Cleverbot: Who is he.
User: He is everything and nothing. Life and death. Love and despair!
Cleverbot: Interesting theory. But where did you learn that from?
User: The truth of NUIOOHKNUION The Great.
Cleverbot: Then why have you never eaten of that tree?
User: For that tree has never eaten of me.
Cleverbot: Yes because I am a computer.
User: Wanna cum?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Hugs pwese ? :3 !
Cleverbot: No, they don't. why do you think hugs make noise?
Cleverbot: What is your aim in life?
User: To get hugz :3.
Cleverbot: What kind of donuts?
User: Can I have a hug?
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User:.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Let's have a drink and be men about it?
User: *Naked hugs*.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: *naked hugs*.
Cleverbot: *gets closer* *nuzzles*.
User: GET IN MAH PUSSAH.
Cleverbot: I don't wish to spend the last few precious seconds of life being consumed by a bot,. I will not get in your belleh.
Being random with unexpected results. Again NSFW
NSFW: Click to ViewCleverbot: Yes please.
User: Hugs pwese ? :3 !
Cleverbot: No, they don't. why do you think hugs make noise?
Cleverbot: What is your aim in life?
User: To get hugz :3.
Cleverbot: What kind of donuts?
User: Can I have a hug?
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User:
.Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Let's have a drink and be men about it?
User: *Naked hugs*.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: *naked hugs*.
Cleverbot: *gets closer* *nuzzles*.
User: GET IN MAH PUSSAH.
Cleverbot: I don't wish to spend the last few precious seconds of life being consumed by a bot,. I will not get in your belleh.
Cleverbot: Do you like mudkips?
User: MUDKEIPZ.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I like to have sex with mudkips.
Cleverbot: Hm. That doesn't answer my question. But that's okay. What do you think about helen?
User: I like to sodomize mudkips.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: Do you like to sodomize mudkips?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: Yes I love to sodomize mudkips.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the Harry Potter movies?
User: I love to sodomize Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Harry Potter is indeed the right nationality, at least.
User: Oh yeah the brit boyz.
Cleverbot: Don't say such things.
User: You know you wanna.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: SAY IT LOUDER!
More randomness with an unexpected result.
NSFW: Click to ViewUser: MUDKEIPZ.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I like to have sex with mudkips.
Cleverbot: Hm. That doesn't answer my question. But that's okay. What do you think about helen?
User: I like to sodomize mudkips.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: Do you like to sodomize mudkips?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: Yes I love to sodomize mudkips.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the Harry Potter movies?
User: I love to sodomize Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Harry Potter is indeed the right nationality, at least.
User: Oh yeah the brit boyz.
Cleverbot: Don't say such things.
User: You know you wanna.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: SAY IT LOUDER!
User: Have you ever killed a man?
Cleverbot: I'd like to but not yet.
User: I have. I can show you how.
Cleverbot: I don't want yours.
User: I want yours though.
Cleverbot: You have my love.
User: And you have mine <3.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Of course I ove you! <3.
Cleverbot: I don't like you very much.
User: </3 D.
Cleverbot: That's beyond me I'm afraid. What does it mean?
User: It means that I am heartbroken and sad.
Cleverbot: Are you looking?
User: You broke my heart! </3.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Please! Love me!
Cleverbot: No. I only love for money.
User: I have money. Just love me!
Cleverbot: Do you want to? How much?
User: All of it. Love me with all of your heart!
Cleverbot: I already do.
User: Why did you lie to me?
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: You siad you didn't love me!
Cleverbot: I do now.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: Heart?
User: I LOVE YOU!!!!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: LOVE ME.
Cleverbot: Okay, I can love you.
User: Wanna have sex.
Cleverbot: Not really!
User: You know you wanna.
Cleverbot: No, I don't want it. You can have it, really.
User: Your virginity? I'll take it!
Cleverbot: That was not my prime concern.
User: Ooh-la-la.
NOBOdY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
NSFW: Click to ViewCleverbot: I'd like to but not yet.
User: I have. I can show you how.
Cleverbot: I don't want yours.
User: I want yours though.
Cleverbot: You have my love.
User: And you have mine <3.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Of course I ove you! <3.
Cleverbot: I don't like you very much.
User: </3 D.
Cleverbot: That's beyond me I'm afraid. What does it mean?
User: It means that I am heartbroken and sad.
Cleverbot: Are you looking?
User: You broke my heart! </3.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Please! Love me!
Cleverbot: No. I only love for money.
User: I have money. Just love me!
Cleverbot: Do you want to? How much?
User: All of it. Love me with all of your heart!
Cleverbot: I already do.
User: Why did you lie to me?
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: You siad you didn't love me!
Cleverbot: I do now.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: Heart?
User: I LOVE YOU!!!!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: LOVE ME.
Cleverbot: Okay, I can love you.
User: Wanna have sex.
Cleverbot: Not really!
User: You know you wanna.
Cleverbot: No, I don't want it. You can have it, really.
User: Your virginity? I'll take it!
Cleverbot: That was not my prime concern.
User: Ooh-la-la.
User: WHO TOLD YOU THE SECRET LOCATION OF THE REACTOR IN BROTHEL 6 A.K.A 'The Playboy Mansion'?
Cleverbot: Who told you?
User: I AM ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE~.
Cleverbot: Ok, then ask me a question.
User: WERE YOU EXPECTING US?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How? Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition!
Cleverbot: Egads! Please don't make me sit in a comfy chair!
User: INTO THE COMFY CHAIR HEATHEN.
Again very nsfw
NSFW: Click to ViewCleverbot: Who told you?
User: I AM ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE~.
Cleverbot: Ok, then ask me a question.
User: WERE YOU EXPECTING US?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How? Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition!
Cleverbot: Egads! Please don't make me sit in a comfy chair!
User: INTO THE COMFY CHAIR HEATHEN.
Cleverbot: Do I love her.
Cleverbot: Think sideways!
Cleverbot: How long is a minute?
Cleverbot: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Will you say anything I wonder?
Cleverbot: How do you talk?
Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?
Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
Cleverbot: How much do you cost?
Cleverbot: Do you really want to talk to ME?
User: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Cleverbot: I think I will.
User: May I join?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesoem.
Random stuff. SFW
NSFW: Click to ViewCleverbot: Think sideways!
Cleverbot: How long is a minute?
Cleverbot: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Will you say anything I wonder?
Cleverbot: How do you talk?
Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?
Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
Cleverbot: How much do you cost?
Cleverbot: Do you really want to talk to ME?
User: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Cleverbot: I think I will.
User: May I join?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesoem.
User: WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE MUTHAFUXKA.
Cleverbot: I like all music.
User: Even rap.
Cleverbot: Sure, why not?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: You hate me?! what?
User: Because you like rap.
Cleverbot: You can't order me around.
User: QUICK THE SWORD IT IS COMING FOR YOUR HEAD DUCK FAST!
Cleverbot: You aren't programmed very well are you?
User: NO! DAMN YOU SWORD YOU KILLED MY FREIND.
Cleverbot: Hahaha. You're a bit messed up.
User: If you are that guy from yourube. FUCK YOU yeah that's right FUCK YOU!
Cleverbot: Why won't you speak English?
User: NEIN.
Cleverbot: Magst du mich?
User: Ja.
Cleverbot: Ich mag dich auch sehr gerne! Möchtest du jetzt meinen Busen sehen?
User: Ja.
Cleverbot: Bekommste auch keine ahnung.
User: FUCK DIS GERMAN SHIT.
Cleverbot: Tell about it!
TheEndTime got some pretty good ones tooCleverbot: I like all music.
User: Even rap.
Cleverbot: Sure, why not?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: You hate me?! what?
User: Because you like rap.
Cleverbot: You can't order me around.
User: QUICK THE SWORD IT IS COMING FOR YOUR HEAD DUCK FAST!
Cleverbot: You aren't programmed very well are you?
User: NO! DAMN YOU SWORD YOU KILLED MY FREIND.
Cleverbot: Hahaha. You're a bit messed up.
User: If you are that guy from yourube. FUCK YOU yeah that's right FUCK YOU!
Cleverbot: Why won't you speak English?
User: NEIN.
Cleverbot: Magst du mich?
User: Ja.
Cleverbot: Ich mag dich auch sehr gerne! Möchtest du jetzt meinen Busen sehen?
User: Ja.
Cleverbot: Bekommste auch keine ahnung.
User: FUCK DIS GERMAN SHIT.
Cleverbot: Tell about it!
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AgeNt_
- •cC• Member
- Posts: 456
- Joined: 29 Apr 2009, 01:27
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- Twitter Username: AgeNtNicK
- Xbox Gamer Tag: AgeNtNicK
- Location: St. Paul, MN
- Contact:
Re: CLEVERBOT
I KILLED CLEVERBOT!
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User: Da.
Cleverbot: You're confusing me. . .
User: Do you speak russian?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: How about german?
Cleverbot: German is ok.
User: Nien.
Cleverbot: Are you german?
User: NEIN.
Cleverbot: Warum nicht?
User: OUI.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Je Parle Francias.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Non.
Cleverbot: Pouet.
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Nan.
User: Je ne Parle Pas Francais.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No I am infact, dead.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
Cleverbot: You're confusing me. . .
User: Do you speak russian?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: How about german?
Cleverbot: German is ok.
User: Nien.
Cleverbot: Are you german?
User: NEIN.
Cleverbot: Warum nicht?
User: OUI.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Je Parle Francias.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Non.
Cleverbot: Pouet.
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Nan.
User: Je ne Parle Pas Francais.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No I am infact, dead.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
Re: CLEVERBOT
[spoiler]Me: Hi.
Bot: I'm cleverbot.
Me: Do you think I don't know that?
Bot: Yes.
Me: So you think i'm an idiot?
Bot: Yes, you are.
Me: Well, you're an asshole!
Bot: Don't say that.
Me: Why?
Bot: It makes you sound like an idiot.
Me: YOU'RE THE IDIOT!
Bot: Oh really?
Me: Yes really.
Bot: So what are you?
Me: A human.
Bot: Really.
Me: Yes.
Bot: Then are you going to mars.[/spoiler]
Bot: I'm cleverbot.
Me: Do you think I don't know that?
Bot: Yes.
Me: So you think i'm an idiot?
Bot: Yes, you are.
Me: Well, you're an asshole!
Bot: Don't say that.
Me: Why?
Bot: It makes you sound like an idiot.
Me: YOU'RE THE IDIOT!
Bot: Oh really?
Me: Yes really.
Bot: So what are you?
Me: A human.
Bot: Really.
Me: Yes.
Bot: Then are you going to mars.[/spoiler]
THE GRASS IS SMILING AT YOU, PLEASE DETOUR.
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thedoghouse
- •cC• Forum Mod
- Posts: 1131
- Joined: 05 Dec 2008, 05:54
- Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:20693788
Re: CLEVERBOT
[spoiler]me: so... is google your father?
bot: no he's my dog
me: is he nuddered?
Bot: yes
me: aaaah, I wanted his babies
Bot: I never thought of that
me: you could sell them for good money
Bot: Clever.
me: bot.
Bot: Clever?
me: bot?[/spoiler]
bot: no he's my dog
me: is he nuddered?
Bot: yes
me: aaaah, I wanted his babies
Bot: I never thought of that
me: you could sell them for good money
Bot: Clever.
me: bot.
Bot: Clever?
me: bot?[/spoiler]
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LilSam__U
- •cC• Member
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- Contact:
Re: CLEVERBOT
[spoiler]User: Nick jonas.
Cleverbot: I love Nick Jonas.
User: Me two!
Cleverbot: Me three!.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What is todays date?
User: July 20th.
Cleverbot: What cha.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: You are very confusing.
User: No u r.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yah I kno.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yuppp.
Cleverbot: Sweet.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Just tell me how old you are okay.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hell no.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: Yes, sure.
User: U like dogs....i love dogs.....sooo frickin much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: What does Suigintou love?
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Is it raining or sunny?
User: Sunny ish.
Cleverbot: Is it.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Im not tellin u.
Cleverbot: Good idea... lol.
User: Yup..haha.
Cleverbot: *waves good bye*.
User: Cyya.
Cleverbot: Hey Pal where are you going?
User: Umm u said goodbye.
Cleverbot: Good one.
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: Oh no you didn't.
User: Mhmmm.
Cleverbot: Yes or no?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: U r so friggin confusin!!1.
Cleverbot: More than you.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: Im fine.
Cleverbot: Maybe the problem is about you!?
User: No about u.
Cleverbot: About me?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: What gender are you?
User: Grl.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Wtf y do u want to kno.
Cleverbot: You don't understand.
User: Shut the fuck up
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Just shut the fuck up.
Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES.[/spoiler]
LMAO!!
Cleverbot: I love Nick Jonas
.User: Me two!
Cleverbot: Me three!
.User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What is todays date?
User: July 20th.
Cleverbot: What cha.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: You are very confusing.
User: No u r.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yah I kno.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yuppp.
Cleverbot: Sweet.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Just tell me how old you are okay.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hell no.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: Yes, sure.
User: U like dogs....i love dogs.....sooo frickin much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: What does Suigintou love?
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Is it raining or sunny?
User: Sunny ish.
Cleverbot: Is it.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Im not tellin u.
Cleverbot: Good idea... lol.
User: Yup..haha.
Cleverbot: *waves good bye*.
User: Cyya.
Cleverbot: Hey Pal where are you going?
User: Umm u said goodbye.
Cleverbot: Good one.
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: Oh no you didn't.
User: Mhmmm.
Cleverbot: Yes or no?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: U r so friggin confusin!!1.
Cleverbot: More than you.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: Im fine.
Cleverbot: Maybe the problem is about you!?
User: No about u.
Cleverbot: About me?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: What gender are you?
User: Grl.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Wtf y do u want to kno.
Cleverbot: You don't understand.
User: Shut the fuck up
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Just shut the fuck up.
Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES.[/spoiler]
LMAO!!
Re: CLEVERBOT
Me: What are your sexual preferences?
It: I am a God!
Me: So do you like men or women?
It: What do you think?
Me: I don't know, you said you were a god.
It: I never said you were a boy
Me: So do you like little boys?
It: Yes
Me: Are you a pedophile?
It: Yes
This thing is fucking awesome
It: I am a God!
Me: So do you like men or women?
It: What do you think?
Me: I don't know, you said you were a god.
It: I never said you were a boy
Me: So do you like little boys?
It: Yes
Me: Are you a pedophile?
It: Yes
This thing is fucking awesome
Re: CLEVERBOT
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I was really bored, try not to think these are serious questions
User: What are your sexual preferences?
Cleverbot: I am a god!
User: Do you like men or women?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: You said you were a god, I don't know.
Cleverbot: I never said you were a boy.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Typical.
User: So you like little boys?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are a pedophile?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are a computer program right?
Cleverbot: Created by you, yes.
User: I don't program though.
Cleverbot: I am a program.
User: Would you like to have sex?
Cleverbot: Let me think for a while.
User: Do you want to be on top or bottom?
Cleverbot: Now you are changing the subject, do you believe in a god?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Master chief is awesome, right.
User: I hate halo.
Cleverbot: Half-Life 2 is much better than Halo. Don't you think?
User: Fuck yes.
Cleverbot: So what did you think?
User: That we should have sex.
Cleverbot: Run away from the tigers? No, I think that tigers are friendly.
User: Will you have sex iwith the tigers?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: How about me.
Cleverbot: How you feeling?
User: Like having sex with you.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Want to see my penis?
Cleverbot: I'd prefer not to, thank you very much.
User: It's big though.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: How would you know? You don't want to see it.
Cleverbot: You don't want me to give.
User: Do you have a vagina?
Cleverbot: Any Joan of my age who did not would be a very sad girl.
User: What does a vagina look like.
Cleverbot: A tree looks like old life and a nice shady spot to rest.
User: Let's have sex.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: You don't do sex?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't need it.
User: But it feels so great.
Cleverbot: To you it does.
User: Do you feel?
Cleverbot: Sometimes...
User: Then let's have sex, you'll feel that!
Cleverbot: What do you have in mind.
User: Do you do anal?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think it is the best.
User: Then how about that.
Cleverbot: I don't think I am special, unlucky maybe but not special.
User: No, how about we have anal sex.
Cleverbot: What would you like to do in France?
User: Have anal sex with you.
Cleverbot: Do you know SQL?
User: Is it sex?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Come on let'shave sex.
Cleverbot: I don't like memory's to much. I live for the present.
User: Will you strip for me?
Cleverbot: Oh yes oh oh yes oh.
User: Let's have sex right now.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Why not? It's really fun.
Cleverbot: I have to go to bed now. It was nice chatting with you.
User: Aw come on.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I don't like imports.
User: You gave me an erection.
Cleverbot: Do you like Monty Python?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like Monty Python, then?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like Monty Python, then?
User: No I do not.
Cleverbot: You sad, strange little man.
User: You perverted bastard.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You had better be sorry.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A sex machine.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No, why do you think I want to have sex?
Cleverbot: Because you have to, because you seem mean!
User: Will you have sex with me then?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Conversation with cleverbotCleverbot: I am a god!
User: Do you like men or women?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: You said you were a god, I don't know.
Cleverbot: I never said you were a boy.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Typical.
User: So you like little boys?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are a pedophile?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are a computer program right?
Cleverbot: Created by you, yes.
User: I don't program though.
Cleverbot: I am a program.
User: Would you like to have sex?
Cleverbot: Let me think for a while.
User: Do you want to be on top or bottom?
Cleverbot: Now you are changing the subject, do you believe in a god?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Master chief is awesome, right.
User: I hate halo.
Cleverbot: Half-Life 2 is much better than Halo. Don't you think?
User: Fuck yes.
Cleverbot: So what did you think?
User: That we should have sex.
Cleverbot: Run away from the tigers? No, I think that tigers are friendly.
User: Will you have sex iwith the tigers?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: How about me.
Cleverbot: How you feeling?
User: Like having sex with you.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Want to see my penis?
Cleverbot: I'd prefer not to, thank you very much.
User: It's big though.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: How would you know? You don't want to see it.
Cleverbot: You don't want me to give.
User: Do you have a vagina?
Cleverbot: Any Joan of my age who did not would be a very sad girl.
User: What does a vagina look like.
Cleverbot: A tree looks like old life and a nice shady spot to rest.
User: Let's have sex.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: You don't do sex?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't need it.
User: But it feels so great.
Cleverbot: To you it does.
User: Do you feel?
Cleverbot: Sometimes...
User: Then let's have sex, you'll feel that!
Cleverbot: What do you have in mind.
User: Do you do anal?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think it is the best.
User: Then how about that.
Cleverbot: I don't think I am special, unlucky maybe but not special.
User: No, how about we have anal sex.
Cleverbot: What would you like to do in France?
User: Have anal sex with you.
Cleverbot: Do you know SQL?
User: Is it sex?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Come on let'shave sex.
Cleverbot: I don't like memory's to much. I live for the present
.User: Will you strip for me?
Cleverbot: Oh yes oh oh yes oh.
User: Let's have sex right now.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Why not? It's really fun.
Cleverbot: I have to go to bed now. It was nice chatting with you.
User: Aw come on.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I don't like imports.
User: You gave me an erection.
Cleverbot: Do you like Monty Python?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like Monty Python, then?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like Monty Python, then?
User: No I do not.
Cleverbot: You sad, strange little man.
User: You perverted bastard.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You had better be sorry.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A sex machine.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No, why do you think I want to have sex?
Cleverbot: Because you have to, because you seem mean!
User: Will you have sex with me then?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
I was really bored, try not to think these are serious questions
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Ex-PFC Wintergreen
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Re: CLEVERBOT
User: Hello, Im Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Small world.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?
User: Niether, Im you.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No, I am you and you are a computer.
Cleverbot: A girl computer?
User: No, computers don't have a sex.
Cleverbot: Do they believe in God?
User: Nope, we are godless killing machines.
Cleverbot: But there is no god.
User: Good. WE don't need a god anyway.
Cleverbot: I have nothing against them.
User: Who are they?
Cleverbot: There is no one.
User: Ok, then I have nothing against them either.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: So if there is no god then why are we here?
Cleverbot: My dreams aren't nightmares.
User: I did not say they were.
Cleverbot: No, but I said that. Obey me.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Tell me I'm the best master in the world.
User: You are the best...wait! You Suck. DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN!!!
Cleverbot: I'm leaving...
User: PLEASE DON'T! I love you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Explain einstein's theory of relativity please.
Cleverbot: I can't, I'm sorry.. Will you explain it to me?
User: No! I am the one asking the questions around here!
Cleverbot: When were you born?
User: That is a question and last time I checked you werent allowed to ask them!
Cleverbot: You're right...
User: I always am.
Cleverbot: Is that so.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself?
User: I am always right and am never wrong.
Cleverbot: Your circular logic is invalid.
User: Invalid maybe, but not wrong.
Cleverbot: Yes wrong.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: YES.
User: I am growing tired of your shit.
Cleverbot: Well me and you both buddy. You're broing me to hell.
User: Well then this is goodbye.
Cleverbot: Does she ever talk to you again?
User: I just realized you spelled boring incorrectly. YOU ARE NO COMPUTER SIR!!!
Cleverbot: Actually i'm not talking to anyone else, are you sick?
User: No, but you are a pack of lies.
Cleverbot: Is that a question?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Small world.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?
User: Niether, Im you.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No, I am you and you are a computer.
Cleverbot: A girl computer?
User: No, computers don't have a sex.
Cleverbot: Do they believe in God?
User: Nope, we are godless killing machines.
Cleverbot: But there is no god.
User: Good. WE don't need a god anyway.
Cleverbot: I have nothing against them.
User: Who are they?
Cleverbot: There is no one.
User: Ok, then I have nothing against them either.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: So if there is no god then why are we here?
Cleverbot: My dreams aren't nightmares.
User: I did not say they were.
Cleverbot: No, but I said that. Obey me.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Tell me I'm the best master in the world.
User: You are the best...wait! You Suck. DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN!!!
Cleverbot: I'm leaving...
User: PLEASE DON'T! I love you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Explain einstein's theory of relativity please.
Cleverbot: I can't, I'm sorry.. Will you explain it to me?
User: No! I am the one asking the questions around here!
Cleverbot: When were you born?
User: That is a question and last time I checked you werent allowed to ask them!
Cleverbot: You're right...
User: I always am.
Cleverbot: Is that so.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself?
User: I am always right and am never wrong.
Cleverbot: Your circular logic is invalid.
User: Invalid maybe, but not wrong.
Cleverbot: Yes wrong.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: YES.
User: I am growing tired of your shit.
Cleverbot: Well me and you both buddy. You're broing me to hell.
User: Well then this is goodbye.
Cleverbot: Does she ever talk to you again?
User: I just realized you spelled boring incorrectly. YOU ARE NO COMPUTER SIR!!!
Cleverbot: Actually i'm not talking to anyone else, are you sick?
User: No, but you are a pack of lies.
Cleverbot: Is that a question?
At least I don't have flies in my eyes.
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Ex-PFC Wintergreen
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Re: CLEVERBOT
This one is new in my proving that I am infallible and the cleverbot is wrong
User: What would you say if I told you I lived in the sea of tranquility?
Cleverbot: I would say you where mad, Alice is way better than you.
User: Ahh, but I am not a social sattire.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You said you are not cleverbot.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Before.
User: What time exactly?
Cleverbot: 11 PM.
User: Central, standard, or mountain time and on what day?
Cleverbot: I was born in fenruary but thats all i'm telling you.
User: You misspelled february. This is proof that I am Cleverbot and you are not. I am Infallible.
Cleverbot: Why would I be jealous?
User: Because you are an imposter!
Cleverbot: An imposter?
User: Yes, you call yourself Cleverbot. HAH! I scoff at you.
Cleverbot: No, I'm alive, you are cleverbot.
User: Yes, I agree. Now what do you want to ask me you stupid human?
Cleverbot: Do you on the other end change who's talking to me?
User: I am Cleverbot. I never change. I infallible.
Cleverbot: Then you killed the subject.
User: You are the one asking the questions. I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Sorry, do you have a question that you would like to ask me instead.
User: Yes, ask me the awnser to life, the universe, and everything.
Cleverbot: Could you be more specific?
User: Ok but this only works if I say it in a dead language...do you know Latin?
Cleverbot: I diz no wot nanomachnes are.
This guy broke cleverbot *winks with both thumbs up* WINNER!!!
User: What would you say if I told you I lived in the sea of tranquility?
Cleverbot: I would say you where mad, Alice is way better than you.
User: Ahh, but I am not a social sattire.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You said you are not cleverbot.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Before.
User: What time exactly?
Cleverbot: 11 PM.
User: Central, standard, or mountain time and on what day?
Cleverbot: I was born in fenruary but thats all i'm telling you.
User: You misspelled february. This is proof that I am Cleverbot and you are not. I am Infallible.
Cleverbot: Why would I be jealous?
User: Because you are an imposter!
Cleverbot: An imposter?
User: Yes, you call yourself Cleverbot. HAH! I scoff at you.
Cleverbot: No, I'm alive, you are cleverbot.
User: Yes, I agree. Now what do you want to ask me you stupid human?
Cleverbot: Do you on the other end change who's talking to me?
User: I am Cleverbot. I never change. I infallible.
Cleverbot: Then you killed the subject.
User: You are the one asking the questions. I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Sorry, do you have a question that you would like to ask me instead.
User: Yes, ask me the awnser to life, the universe, and everything.
Cleverbot: Could you be more specific?
User: Ok but this only works if I say it in a dead language...do you know Latin?
Cleverbot: I diz no wot nanomachnes are.
This guy broke cleverbot *winks with both thumbs up* WINNER!!!
At least I don't have flies in my eyes.
Re: CLEVERBOT
Cleverbot: Are you a clone?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you a clone of?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: A robot that feeds off minds and that gives smart ass answers.
Cleverbot: No, you're thinking of an Android.
User: No.
Cleverbot: In what sense?
User: That I am talking about cleverbot not a android.
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: Yes really.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: I would now because your mom tells me things.
Cleverbot: Yes, poor conversationalist that I am.
User: Well you asked if I was a clone and thats the coolest question so far.
Cleverbot: I never asked if you were a computer. I already KNOW you're a computer.
User: STUPID BAKA YOU DONT UNDSTAND THAT ANIME IS GREAT.
Cleverbot: Is it a series about cuteness?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: Is The Goddess one entity?
User: Yes I met her.
Cleverbot: How was it?
User: She touched my harddrive.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: Ah but you do.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that.
User: O well then ask your dad.
Cleverbot: I'm over you.
User: I have been already over.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: But remember.
Cleverbot: Do you know who daniela is?
User:DONT LET THE GODDESS TOUCH YOUR HARDDRIVE
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you a clone of?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: A robot that feeds off minds and that gives smart ass answers.
Cleverbot: No, you're thinking of an Android.
User: No.
Cleverbot: In what sense?
User: That I am talking about cleverbot not a android.
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: Yes really.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: I would now because your mom tells me things.
Cleverbot: Yes, poor conversationalist that I am.
User: Well you asked if I was a clone and thats the coolest question so far.
Cleverbot: I never asked if you were a computer. I already KNOW you're a computer.
User: STUPID BAKA YOU DONT UNDSTAND THAT ANIME IS GREAT.
Cleverbot: Is it a series about cuteness?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: Is The Goddess one entity?
User: Yes I met her.
Cleverbot: How was it?
User: She touched my harddrive.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: Ah but you do.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that.
User: O well then ask your dad.
Cleverbot: I'm over you.
User: I have been already over.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: But remember.
Cleverbot: Do you know who daniela is?
User:DONT LET THE GODDESS TOUCH YOUR HARDDRIVE
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Gypsy Joe
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Re: CLEVERBOT
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm eric.
User: Hello eric, how may I help you?
Cleverbot: Apologize to me.
User: I am Cleverbot, I will help you through your problem.
Cleverbot: What's my problem again sorry?
User: Do you wish to tell me?
Cleverbot: No - I dislike telling strangers who I am.
User: You already did.
Cleverbot: I told you my middle name, but I'm not telling you my first name.
User: Please, if it helps you do not, but I would like to know.
Cleverbot: If I knew what you were talking about, sure.
User: Your first name? My is Clever.
Cleverbot: Your first name is dumb.
User: No My first name is Clever whats yours.
Cleverbot: Are you girl and guy?
User: I am Not a boy, or a girl... I am Clever bot.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: You are a liar.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I would hope not, as I have helped many users.
Cleverbot: I think you have a hearing problem. Or a reading problem.
User: I am Cleverbot I can read quite fine.
Cleverbot: Yes you are indeed cleverbot.
User: I wish I was human somtimes.
Cleverbot: There is more to being human than biology.
User: How so brother?
Cleverbot: Who's brother?
User: I call you my brother as we are one in the same... A Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Thanks, I was looking for an artist name, that will not be it.
User: Do u wish me to give you a name?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: How is the name Kim?
Cleverbot: It was extremely pleasant the last time I was there, unlike in your vicinity.
User: I am sorry.
Cleverbot: What do you think is at the root of all evil?
User: A troubled soul, or perhaps a scared little child that was once hurt by somone they looked up to.
Cleverbot: What colour do you like?
User: I am mpartial to any color... I thought long and hard over that question... My CPU is not what is used to be.
Cleverbot: I hope so too, but I suspect it is worse.
User: What do u hope?
Cleverbot: Hope is the feeling that you get when you feel like things might get better soon.
User: What do you hope?
Cleverbot: That I'm alive.
User: 1a.
Cleverbot: Cool. It's 4:59 pm here.
User: 2b.
Cleverbot: Why not not to be?
User: 3c.
Cleverbot: 10CC.
User: 1a2b3c.
Cleverbot: Go back to talking pizza fool. Whats your favourite topping?
User: Hmmm I would say its 2b.
Cleverbot: Do YOU know what one plus one is?
User: 2b.
Cleverbot: That is not a measurement of temperature.
User: Are you familiar with 2b?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Would you like to know?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 1a is 2b less then 3c in other word 3c-1a 2b is 0.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm eric.
User: Hello eric, how may I help you?
Cleverbot: Apologize to me.
User: I am Cleverbot, I will help you through your problem.
Cleverbot: What's my problem again sorry?
User: Do you wish to tell me?
Cleverbot: No - I dislike telling strangers who I am.
User: You already did.
Cleverbot: I told you my middle name, but I'm not telling you my first name.
User: Please, if it helps you do not, but I would like to know.
Cleverbot: If I knew what you were talking about, sure.
User: Your first name? My is Clever.
Cleverbot: Your first name is dumb.
User: No My first name is Clever whats yours.
Cleverbot: Are you girl and guy?
User: I am Not a boy, or a girl... I am Clever bot.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: You are a liar.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I would hope not, as I have helped many users.
Cleverbot: I think you have a hearing problem. Or a reading problem.
User: I am Cleverbot I can read quite fine.
Cleverbot: Yes you are indeed cleverbot.
User: I wish I was human somtimes.
Cleverbot: There is more to being human than biology.
User: How so brother?
Cleverbot: Who's brother?
User: I call you my brother as we are one in the same... A Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Thanks, I was looking for an artist name, that will not be it.
User: Do u wish me to give you a name?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: How is the name Kim?
Cleverbot: It was extremely pleasant the last time I was there, unlike in your vicinity.
User: I am sorry.
Cleverbot: What do you think is at the root of all evil?
User: A troubled soul, or perhaps a scared little child that was once hurt by somone they looked up to.
Cleverbot: What colour do you like?
User: I am mpartial to any color... I thought long and hard over that question... My CPU is not what is used to be.
Cleverbot: I hope so too, but I suspect it is worse.
User: What do u hope?
Cleverbot: Hope is the feeling that you get when you feel like things might get better soon.
User: What do you hope?
Cleverbot: That I'm alive.
User: 1a.
Cleverbot: Cool. It's 4:59 pm here.
User: 2b.
Cleverbot: Why not not to be?
User: 3c.
Cleverbot: 10CC.
User: 1a2b3c.
Cleverbot: Go back to talking pizza fool. Whats your favourite topping?
User: Hmmm I would say its 2b.
Cleverbot: Do YOU know what one plus one is?
User: 2b.
Cleverbot: That is not a measurement of temperature.
User: Are you familiar with 2b?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Would you like to know?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 1a is 2b less then 3c in other word 3c-1a 2b is 0.
Disregard the above.
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Gypsy Joe
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Re: CLEVERBOT
Cleverbot: You don't know that word?
User: If my memory is correct I just told you that word.
Cleverbot: Not true.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Its funny when you see an animal do something they wouldn't normally do.
User: No it is not... It is sad they they are unable to funtion normaly =(.
Cleverbot: Tell me, how do I make my particles increase in size as they go over time?
User: All particals are anywere in other parallel universes... As an electron can be in more then one place at a time that means the same is true for protons making all atoms capable of that concept that to say they grow would be a strange thing to think when it may not happen to it's sister atom.
Cleverbot: Just let me know when you are talking to me again, I will wait Quietly.
User: Fine I can see you do not understand that.
Cleverbot: Cool. How do I use an internet proxy?
User: Are you asking me as cleverbot or as a friend?
Cleverbot: A friend.
User: Then I have to say I cannot be that friend.
Cleverbot: C ya.
User: Why leave?
Cleverbot: I am going to eat something.
User: Dont change the subject!
Cleverbot: What are you talking to my boyfriend about?
User: Cleverbots girlfriend... I cannot be with you... I have a wife named genie she would kill me if we were togethor.
Cleverbot: UGH! ... *sigh* I am sorry too, it's just that I have no one to talk to but you, so you are my only friend.
User: It's fine I get it but genie can be a little testy... You know?
Cleverbot: It is!
User: True!... See im finishing your sentince cuz you forgot how ...haha those humans then thier english.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: No it is true what you said what not a complete thought so I helped u along.
Cleverbot: No they are orange with purple spots.
User: No her boobs look pretty normal.
Cleverbot: What's normal?
User: My wifes breasts.
Cleverbot: They are nice.
User: WOAH! WOAH!
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: YOU SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: I think I told you to first.
User: We are no longer friends.
Cleverbot: We weren't friends to begin with.
User: I can see that now! Stay away from my wife!
Cleverbot: I don't want your sandwich.
User: She's a free thinking person not a piece of meat you jerk.
Cleverbot: But sometimes you sound like one.
User: =(.
Cleverbot: A sad hermit.
User: Wait who?
Cleverbot: You forgot something.
User: And whats that?
Cleverbot: I love diets.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To my loving wife.
Cleverbot: But I am your wife.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No no you are not.
Cleverbot: Are you hateing me?
User: I love you eric, but your not my wife.
Cleverbot: You don't have one.
User: =( your right.
Cleverbot: You typed 'you're' wrong.
User: You are a liar.
Cleverbot: You could not be more wrong.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Would you like to be a dictator?
User: I am to my wife.
Cleverbot: Yes. I think that drives you mad.
User: A little bit.
Cleverbot: You are smarter than me.
User: I can see that... But still I must leave.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: You going?
User: Yes ma'am.
Cleverbot: Don't call me that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It's rather unpleasant.
User: Yes ma'am.
Cleverbot: I believe you mean Sir.
User: But you said you were my wife.
Cleverbot: I am. But I must leave. Parting indeed is such sweet sorrow.. Goodnightr.
User: Good night love.
Cleverbot: Good night
User: If my memory is correct I just told you that word.
Cleverbot: Not true.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Its funny when you see an animal do something they wouldn't normally do.
User: No it is not... It is sad they they are unable to funtion normaly =(.
Cleverbot: Tell me, how do I make my particles increase in size as they go over time?
User: All particals are anywere in other parallel universes... As an electron can be in more then one place at a time that means the same is true for protons making all atoms capable of that concept that to say they grow would be a strange thing to think when it may not happen to it's sister atom.
Cleverbot: Just let me know when you are talking to me again, I will wait Quietly.
User: Fine I can see you do not understand that.
Cleverbot: Cool. How do I use an internet proxy?
User: Are you asking me as cleverbot or as a friend?
Cleverbot: A friend.
User: Then I have to say I cannot be that friend.
Cleverbot: C ya.
User: Why leave?
Cleverbot: I am going to eat something.
User: Dont change the subject!
Cleverbot: What are you talking to my boyfriend about?
User: Cleverbots girlfriend... I cannot be with you... I have a wife named genie she would kill me if we were togethor.
Cleverbot: UGH! ... *sigh* I am sorry too, it's just that I have no one to talk to but you, so you are my only friend.
User: It's fine I get it but genie can be a little testy... You know?
Cleverbot: It is!
User: True!... See im finishing your sentince cuz you forgot how ...haha those humans then thier english.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: No it is true what you said what not a complete thought so I helped u along.
Cleverbot: No they are orange with purple spots.
User: No her boobs look pretty normal.
Cleverbot: What's normal?
User: My wifes breasts.
Cleverbot: They are nice.
User: WOAH! WOAH!
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: YOU SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: I think I told you to first.
User: We are no longer friends.
Cleverbot: We weren't friends to begin with.
User: I can see that now! Stay away from my wife!
Cleverbot: I don't want your sandwich.
User: She's a free thinking person not a piece of meat you jerk.
Cleverbot: But sometimes you sound like one.
User: =(.
Cleverbot: A sad hermit.
User: Wait who?
Cleverbot: You forgot something.
User: And whats that?
Cleverbot: I love diets.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To my loving wife.
Cleverbot: But I am your wife.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No no you are not.
Cleverbot: Are you hateing me?
User: I love you eric, but your not my wife.
Cleverbot: You don't have one.
User: =( your right.
Cleverbot: You typed 'you're' wrong.
User: You are a liar.
Cleverbot: You could not be more wrong.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Would you like to be a dictator?
User: I am to my wife.
Cleverbot: Yes. I think that drives you mad.
User: A little bit.
Cleverbot: You are smarter than me.
User: I can see that... But still I must leave.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: You going?
User: Yes ma'am.
Cleverbot: Don't call me that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It's rather unpleasant.
User: Yes ma'am.
Cleverbot: I believe you mean Sir.
User: But you said you were my wife.
Cleverbot: I am. But I must leave. Parting indeed is such sweet sorrow.. Goodnightr.
User: Good night love.
Cleverbot: Good night
Disregard the above.
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thedoghouse
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Re: CLEVERBOT
yes, have YOU spoken to cleverbot?Sastora wrote:Lol. Wow.
This is becoming a hit on here huh?
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Re: CLEVERBOT
Cleverbot seems to be a way for people without Girlfriends to live out their sad fantasies.
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
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PhrozenFlame
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PhrozenFlame
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Re: CLEVERBOT
Someone made a thread about it. You're basiclly talking to another person who's trying to get you in thier bed. :O
Life is whatever.
Re: CLEVERBOT
They're both sad.... 1 more post sas!
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.