Big Blue!
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Big Blue!
I just got the Watchmen director's cut on the blu-ray. The giant blue penis is even more giant and more blue than ever! At first I felt a little uncomfortable letting them model Dr. Manhattan's body on mine, but I think they did a tasteful job of it.
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
Re: Big Blue!
Okay, honestly I don't know what everyone is talking about! I've seen watchmen like 6 times now and there only one or two parts that show a penis! You don't even really notice unless you are specifically looking for it! Yet any time anyone is talking about the movie that seems to be the first thing they mention! I mean honestly who hasn't seen one! 5/6 people on here have one! Get over it!!!
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Re: Big Blue!
Man you are pretty concerned about that GIANT BLUE COCK, aren't you goose.g_e_oos wrote:Okay, honestly I don't know what everyone is talking about! I've seen watchmen like 6 times now and there only one or two parts that show a penis! You don't even really notice unless you are specifically looking for it! Yet any time anyone is talking about the movie that seems to be the first thing they mention! I mean honestly who hasn't seen one! 5/6 people on here have one! Get over it!!!
Re: Big Blue!
No actually I was pointing out maturity levels... riftoff....
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Re: Big Blue!
goose wouldn't be the first person to be obsessed with a penis.
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
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Re: Big Blue!
Lol. What?
The only reason he is going crazy about it is because every time someone talks about that movie they always bring up the... male part...
He-he.
The only reason he is going crazy about it is because every time someone talks about that movie they always bring up the... male part...
He-he.
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Re: Big Blue!
I'm 100% certain about that Sas. No lie.
AND TO PROVE THIS PLASTIC JUST UNLOCKED AN ACHIEVEMENT!
Lawl.
AND TO PROVE THIS PLASTIC JUST UNLOCKED AN ACHIEVEMENT!
Lawl.
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Re: Big Blue!
A lot of guys are homophobes o.o
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Re: Big Blue!
I guess so because those are the only ones that have noticed it.
Narwhals, unicorns of the sea.
Re: Big Blue!
I'd like to say this post was meant for me at first, then I lol'd cuz of giant blue penis talk.
Also, guys aren't homophobes, just afraid of being a homo :}
And it's no problem to you women to stare away at all, noooo ma'am. So shut your traps!!
Also, guys aren't homophobes, just afraid of being a homo :}
And it's no problem to you women to stare away at all, noooo ma'am. So shut your traps!!
Re: Big Blue!
Of course leave it up to plastic to make a topic about a giant blue penis
Riftoff wrote:One time after I was playing a lot of Advance Wars, I was eating dinner with my family when i randomly just stopped and waited for everyone else to take their turn, and then I realized eating wasn't turn based.
Re: Big Blue!
Why must me talk about the doo-dad of Dr. Manhattan? Considering my reaction to it wuz this
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Re: Big Blue!
It isn't gay if the balls aren't touching.
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Re: Big Blue!
I just wanted to say that the blue penis was extra gigantic at the iMax. Fucker was larger than my entire body.
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Re: Big Blue!
we all know that captain loved the gigantic blue penis in 3D.
Riftoff wrote:One time after I was playing a lot of Advance Wars, I was eating dinner with my family when i randomly just stopped and waited for everyone else to take their turn, and then I realized eating wasn't turn based.
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Re: Big Blue!
You don't have to be a woman or gay or a victim of an intrinsic field accident to find the site of a giant 3D blue penis rendered by a computer to be a beautiful thing. In fact I would like to praise the makers of the film for taking the step to portray Dr. Manhattan in all his glory. Yes, a penis is part of the male reproductive apparatus, but it doesn't mean that looking at one and admiring it as a beautiful part of the human body has anything to do with sex. Think of the statue of David by Michelangelo, it portrays all the natural beauty of the male human form. It's not a statue of two guys doing it, or one guy doing him self, or three guys in a bathroom stall at an airport, it's just a statue of a man. Dr. Manhattan is just a cartoon image of a blue man. There is no reason to place the penis in any other context but within the plot scope of the story of the Watchmen. There is a novelty in the site of a giant blue penis, and as we don't normally see such a site our interest might be drawn to it. Don't worry it won't "turn you gay," but it may bring to the surface feelings that you don't understand and may even make you feel uncomfortable or in the case of Wamp Rats inadequate. Don't be afraid of those feelings, embrace them and learn from them and be a part of the great experience of life.
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
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Re: Big Blue!
You know what is worse then the penis in this movie? The penis in hollowman.
The guy was invisible so you could only see him when he was covered in stuff. They made a fake penis with heat vision, in a pool, covered in steam, in transition with muscle but no skin. They really went overboard with it in that movie.
The guy was invisible so you could only see him when he was covered in stuff. They made a fake penis with heat vision, in a pool, covered in steam, in transition with muscle but no skin. They really went overboard with it in that movie.
Re: Big Blue!
I just watched this movie the other night and I gotta say it's getting blown out of proportion (Pun intended)..
Seriously, the only time I saw it was in the very background of the sex scene when his girl got all pissed he was making love to her while working.
The rest of the time it was just his speedo. I never heard anyone complain about Micheal Pleps stash until they realized it was weed.
Seriously, the only time I saw it was in the very background of the sex scene when his girl got all pissed he was making love to her while working.
The rest of the time it was just his speedo. I never heard anyone complain about Micheal Pleps stash until they realized it was weed.
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