my absence and the tranquility of ur server and lives...

[Duckwalk]

i bet some of u might be wondering why the cc server isnt being flooded with my jibba jabba and faggotry. well the answer is that the gods have answered the prayers of grimjiz and the the rest of u haters and zapped my house with a bolt of lightning frying my cable tv and muh interwebs as well as the phones. pretty sure it cooked my dads mobo and it also could have cooked my dad who was standing on our covered side porch watching the storm at the time of the strike. besides it making my life super boring it was prett cool. by far the loudest thing i have ever heard and i dont think (and hope) ill ever be as close to a bolt of lightning again.

i actually had to break into my moms place of work via air ducts to check my emails n stuff. im actually suspended upside down from a vent as we speek. its best not to trigger the alarms my tripping one of the lasers on the floor. now if you'll excuse my i need to knock the security guard out with this here chloroform and make my daring escape. ta ta for now and i hope to be talkin shit to u fools soon, peace out honkies! *retractable ropes back into the vent and scuttles away*

[JG215]

Sounds like quite a handful you got there

[Ghost]

you duckwalk, are my hero.

[captainAngry]

Thank you for taking the time out of your elaborate air duct escapade to check the forums.

That sucks about the lightning. Are surge protectors supposed to protect against that kind of thing. I know the surge protector I have all my computer stuff into has a $100,000 guarantee it will protect my stuff from electrical spikes as long as it's grounded.

[Duckwalk]

got everything up and running again. the surge of electricity cooked about 4 phones, one cable splitter, my dads mobo, and a modem. thankfully comcast is holding it down in this area cause apparently we werent the only ones who got boned. the people down the street lost like all their appliances. they figure around 8000$ in damages so i figure we were pretty fortunate. looks like most of the l4d players are rubbin dickheads so ill probably hit up tf2 in a bit.

[JG215]

my dads mobo

Your dad's mobo :O