calculatedChaos Gaming

PhrozenFlame wrote:You don't have to keep making threads for this. There's an edit button and you can bump topics.

Yeah, I know. Sorry, I'll do that next time.

Just when you thought you were sick of melee_cube, here comes another update! ;) You thought I was ignoring everybody when you complained the map was too small? WRONG! The entire map is now BIGGER , and updated with all-new details, fixes, and a super-secret ending. (only activated under certain con...

Most or all of you have hopefully played the map melee_cube by now (yes, I made that, feel free to punch me in the face). And I know that people have been complaining about some things, such as that it's too small, or boring, or whatever. I would really like to know exactly what I should add/change ...

Granted, now they all like melee_bash. (THE CUBEMAPS! THEY BUUUUUUUURN!)

I wish that I had something better to do than post in this thread.

Granted, everyone else gets mad at you.

I wish that Captain would update melee_cube to b3 so everyone can stop complaining about it.

Granted, but after taxes, you're left with about $2.

I wish that I was immune to nuclear explosions, like cockroaches.

Granted, your room breaks the server.

I wish that I was a purple banana.

Don't blame me for a second for screwing up your room. I had to take out models because I reached the model limit, which I knew would happen. For the ladders, when I got them, they didn't work at all, so I had to add my own playerclip to get them to even work as much as they do now. Did you test it...

I know that you can't and/or won't change anything in this map ever again, and I accept that, but my room is kinda screwed up. Lots of models and decals are missing, and the ladders I put in are almost-broken. Welp, looks like there's nothing I can do. I should be happy that my map was even included...

Ignore all of this, b6 is still in progress. Mainly because it sucks.
I've been meaning to take this off for forever now, but I finally got around to it.

What Beetle's trying to say is that your room has waaaaaay too many teeny little brushes (the bombs are a perfect example). You can't really use brushes as a replacement for custom models, though you can use func_details if you know what you're doing.

Granted, you die of radiation poisoning.

I wish that is was socially acceptable to scream YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!! after making any kind of pun.

[smiley=][/smiley]

Granted, but you accidentally the whole thing and divide by zero. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

I wish that this thread won't die.

Alright, here it is. If I screwed up and any custom textures passed under my radar, feel free to notify me or replace them.

Awright, B3! Tell me where to go, my good man, and I will have my room to you in a jiffy.

Granted, but every country on the planet instantly sees you as a thread, and all simultaneously nuke you.

I wish I had an endless pan of lasagna.

Granted, but its nuclear energy, and you quickly die of radiation poisoning.

I wish I had a mind-gun that, when used to shoot people, made them realize how freaking retarted Justin Beiber is.

I'm gonna regret asking this, but will there ever be another opportunity to submit rooms? It'd be awesome to be part of this awesome map. Awesomely.

The ability to create custom key bindings within TF2 is both fun and extremely functional. I'll share mine that are currently set:

My custom keybinds:
= explode
f "Spy!"
mouse3 (middle mouse button) "Need a dispenser here!"

Granted, but the only thing you can draw is furry porn.

I wish that there was such thing as "Inverse Valve Time" (basically the opposite of regular Valve Time)

Granted, but you get kidnapped by the FBI and are given to scientists at Roswell, who take you apart in an excruciatingly painful dissection.

I wish that I could go into space without a suit and not die from lack of oxygen, extreme pressure, etc.

Granted, it crawls down your pants, rips your penis off, and wears it as a hat.

I wish I could give people diarrhea just by looking at them.

That's not a glitch, it's a feature.

I'm sure this has been done ovar 9000 times, but here I go: ctf_sandvich_world It's a capture the flag map in which the bases are two diagonal slices of a Sandvich. The intels are located inside an olive on a toothpick, which can be accessed by either a spiral staircase or some kind of elevator appa...

Adding a cubemap and/or some lighting may help.

Without a cubemap, all reflective surfaces will be screwed up with that pink/black texture, and some kind of light source other than fullbright makes any map look generally less hideous.

Hey, wassap. I've been playing on the funserver for several months now, and just got around to making an account in order to submit my probably-not-going-to-be-accepted map. My name is Luke, though the two most common usernames I go by are Old Man Jenkins (for most games), or Awesomeness97600 for ev...

LaN wrote:Does it break anything , because I swear Chambers turns of crits until the server resets.

I'm confident this map doesn't break anything, plus, I actually did the "Melee-Only" thing right for once. (In that there are, in fact, no projectile weapons)

http://www.fpsbanana.com/maps/140156 An arena-style melee-only map, involving a giant floating cube of water, with a small base inside. The control point is inside a water-free room at the very center of the stage. The room can be accessed from either side, as well as through an opening in the top. ...