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The glass is much too thick.

In this fucked up illogical universe, birds are completely stationary.

Jimmy TwoTimes wrote:>Take all of Engies marbles while hes not looking! BE THE KING OF MARBLES!

This sentence has a large problem in it.

Those aren't mountains, its sunset and the gray is clouds, there are, however, mountains the other way.

Wow, what a waste of time.

That pond is filled with glass.

bluephyr wrote:>It's not a sun, just the top of a red ENGONOOR's hard hat. (heck yes)

That is most certainly not ONGONOORZILLA

You found a pond, and the horizon.

the sun is setting directly infront of you.

That store only sells vests, not magazines.


You forgot your ritual book at home, you thought you wouldn't need it today.... you only just realized how colourless your house was.

SNOPOR's disposition goes up +2 for de-bloodening.

bluephyr wrote:>Stop being big and dumb and not care for friends, because I'm tired of looking at all the sad faces you give friendlies, Mr. Hoovy...

Hoovy: "NOH!"

SNOPOR is much too resilient to not be able to stand up on his own, and there is no cash register.


you run outside, it is now the afternoon.

SNOPOR 2: The Bloodening.

The SHOPKEEPER is a dude.

Cool vest, bro.

You throw SNOPOR through the wall, completely ignoring the door.




There are some vests here.



You don't hate this store.

THERE AINT SHIT CAPTAIN.

It sells vests that is all

Snopor is thankful, disposition on Snopor goes up +3

He is still covered in blood.

Eiduringi wrote:>Acquire SANDVICH at the nearest store.

>Gift SANDVICH to SNOPOR, healing him.

That store doesn't sell SPANDVUTS, would you like to give SNOPOR yours?

You are now HOOVY


Snopor is covered in his own blood.

You prepare emotionaly to bury your old friend Stanley, you feel as though she always understood you. She was always caring for you and making you feel better. http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6193/hoovy53.jpg These three years you've know Stanley you feel as though you lea-- http://img186.imagesh...

You toss Stanley up so she can grab onto the railing.

Th-- OH GOD, WHY

STANLEY!



You carry the remains of Stanley, she deserves a proper funeral.

PhrozenFlame wrote:>Equip jump boots

>Jump and grab onto rail

>Pull yourself up

>Walk through door

When you found your way here three years ago you left your jump boots back at home because you thought you wouldn't need them.

You've been down here for three years the only thing that looks like it leads somewhere is the door up on that walkway, but there are no stairs, and its all the way up there.

You are very short.

Dick Trickle wrote:<Find your other plant

<Call Mother

<accidentally step on teleporter that takes you to Gravel Pit

Wat.jpg

You take STANLEY, and leave through the DUUR, you are in the room full of POOLS OF QUESTIONABLE GREEN STUFF.

You only recently named the plant Stanley.

You put on your hard hat.

You asume you meant the DUUR by black box, as there are more than 1 thing that qualifies as black box.

You drink the INFERNO HEATED COFFEE.

+1 to fire immunity.



This is the other side of your room.

The only thing in your locker was your INTELLIGENCE OVERALLS, you equip them and get some coffee, S.I.P. isn't awake yet, so you'd rather not touch the computer stuff.

You haven't had a need to build a sentry in three years, no one has been around.

The only friends you have down here are S.I.P. and the POOLS OF QUESTIONABLE GREEN STUFF.

You poosh leetle Snopor into PORTAL, but get poosh too hard and get pulled in.




You are now (if only temporarily) the BLUGINEER