calculatedChaos Gaming

Made with a handy program I found somewhere on the interwebs. The humour of them can only be fully understood if you've played the game or know how it works, but regardless you'll probably find them amusing.

More to come with time.

Haha! I'm very amused.

I wonder what Warmonger's card would look like...

Warmonger would be an over-powered fuck nugget

And i request guy not make a card of me, because i know the hate will flow

r u gonna make a card for me :3

Awesome work guy

I like, i await mine.

MOAR, including the much-anticipated Warmonger!

Very Epic

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Derp, that is gonna be my spray.

cC Set Three should contain Cap, Aus, and Divine.

Divine's should have something to do with reason.

Set 3 is ready, featuring the most powerful card of the block, Captain Angry! Also included are formidable Auslander, miscellaneous Joe's Crab Shack, republican Gabe, and arguably the most directly powerful creature, Wamp Rats!

Apparently there's a 3 image limit per post or something.

I lol'd

I lol'ed

1/1 beard token. heh.

I am Auslander, and I approve of this post. Montag; you are "win" in my book.

z0th wrote:1/1 beard token. heh.

9/9, 10/10 due to his +1/+1 rule.

Have you fucking seen his beard? I'm serious, I'm not sure if Captain is a man with a beard or a beard with a man.

This is me being amused

I'm anxious for set 4's release and hope I'm in it.

Then again, I have no memorable quotes and no decent class.

If I may make a request I would like a gypsy joe, duckwalk, and katie in the next batch

wheres MIIIINE?

Yes. Warmonger only takes one plain to spawn.

Liquid Death wrote:Yes. Warmonger only takes one plain to spawn.

Mountain. And yes, everyone costs one, partly because I hate balancing mana costs and partly because I just want the cards to either be red or blu (as in the in-game teams). Captain is gold to drive home the OMFGWTFBBQ-ness of it.

On an unrelated note, keep in mind I have trouble making cards for everyone as I can't think of a distinctive gimmick for everyone. Toasty goes around wrenching people, Captain's the server overlord, Jesus rages... There has to be a funny thing I can translate into amusing rules.

i.e., Wintergreen. I've played with you. I know you. I can't think of a clever card for you though.

A good way to inspire is TO PLAY ON THE GODDAMN SERVER MORE OFTEN.

anyway, MOAR CARDS TOMORROW

Guy Montag wrote: a beard with a man.

QFT.

damnit i thought i was going to show off my giant collection itt

Guy Montag wrote:

Liquid Death wrote:Yes. Warmonger only takes one plain to spawn.

Mountain. And yes, everyone costs one, partly because I hate balancing mana costs and partly because I just want the cards to either be red or blu (as in the in-game teams). Captain is gold to drive home the OMFGWTFBBQ-ness of it.

On an unrelated note, keep in mind I have trouble making cards for everyone as I can't think of a distinctive gimmick for everyone. Toasty goes around wrenching people, Captain's the server overlord, Jesus rages... There has to be a funny thing I can translate into amusing rules.

i.e., Wintergreen. I've played with you. I know you. I can't think of a clever card for you though.

A good way to inspire is TO PLAY ON THE GODDAMN SERVER MORE OFTEN.

anyway, MOAR CARDS TOMORROW

Hopefully, we've played together/known each other long enough for me to get something cool.

Ha! No.