calculatedChaos Gaming

I think I am in love, and I just don't have time to play video games right now.

All the best!

Peace out!

Ah well, see you later.

Adios muchacho, GL with all ur shits n shit.



radical movie.

We're losing our designated ranter?
Now who can we mute on the daily. Well, hard to find anyone on the server on the daily anymore but....

Oh he'll be back after their first date,

"No way!, No Fucking way" He says
"Yeah I'm allergic to plastic" she says
"No No i was talking to all the other people in this room talking, its getting hard to hear you" he says

"oh its OK i don't really mind it makes the atmosphere" she says

He gets up and look are the room and starts Yelling "shut UP SHUT UP!"
as he desperately try's to find a key board by the reception desk he types in Y "/admin"
But nothing pops up!
he starts crying and pulling out chunks of hair "WHY WHY WHY!" he yells
some people stop and take notice and stop talking
other keep on their dinner and conversation.
Quickly he makes a dash to the near by Home depot and returns with a roll of duck tape, and with the speed of an out of shape douche who plays TF2 too much walks around and tapes people mouths shut!

As he returned to his table the only thing left from his date was a giant smoke cloud and a trail of fire leading out the door. just as he notices this is no magic trick but his date trying as hard as she can to get away from this newly bald mad man, he hears the faint sound of a car peeling out in the parking lot.

Chapter 2: the next day
"OMG fucking camper" he shouts into his mic
as he types y "/admin 1) slay, 5) ghost"
all is well again!

Gypsys post is a win


anyone else notice plastic removed all his friends and all groups and made his own and hes the only one in it?



hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

You are SO late on that... he did all that the hour after he posted this shit... then later he pulled a David Carradine and killed him self with that woman he loved while trying some erotic asphyxiation... all a very sad, and funny story

Hmm, I am willing to be that he gets back on in a few months. Either that or his new "girlfriend" took his balls away from him.

hahaha his new girl friend are his balls and right hand! maybe one night she'll let things get freaky and bring in the left hand?

Lets make this the new 'last person to post gets $100" thread, but every comment has to relate to PJ being a ball-less man.


edit: So when he gets back he'll be able to read all these comments directed towards him.

haha wrong plastic is a man who im sure has very average balls... but he just so happens to be a bigger loser then the other guys here... but then again who's the bigger loser the dick that we all make fun of, or the jerk(me) that follows everything that has to do with him, just to dog on him?

Me.

Enough said.

Here is an update for anyone that gives a crap. It looks like I will not be playing video games at all for a long time. I am very much in love with my girlfriend and will probably end up marrying her. I will also be going back into the military once I finish school this December. This time as an officer in the Navy. So there won't be much time at all for me to be playing silly video games what with living my life and all. It seems that in the past year I had a lot of time on my hands because of my crappy job, lack of any adult relationships, and being bored with the easy course work in college. I might try to make room for playing L4D 2 sometime during the holiday season if I can find the time, but I will most likely be giving my steam account to a friend of mine as a gift. There are a few people that I played with over the past year that I really had a good time with. I wish all those people the best. I would especially like to give a shout out to one person in particular. That is Duckwalk. I know that may be he and I did not get along so well, but for some reason he sort of reminded me of myself at his age. Underneath all of his logorrhea and unctuousness there is a decent person. I hope all the best for the rest of you as well in all that you do and I hope that you all find the sort of happiness in your lives that I have found in mine recently.

Peace out

I would like to leave you all with one of my favorite videos of all time.




P.S. so Gypsy Joe is the one most concerned with me leaving TF2. I still remember the first time I came across Gypsy Joe in game on the old SM server. He called me a "faggot" because I was killing him as a pyro, after which I switched to soldier and then continued you own him. I feel sorry for you Gypsy, you will have to live your life as a sad homophobic racist punk.

I fixed the video but I don't entirely agree with it.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Since you're going into the military I can see why you won't have enough time to do silly things like play games, but that's the only valid excuse I see so far.

silly? video games? its a way of life! hah jk

I don't think they are silly. I think they are entertaining. Calling someone else's hobby "silly" is jerk-ish. I was just using his words.

I remember the first time i met plastic... he killed me as a pyro and i called him a faggot... he took it kinda hard. so he said "fine then i'll kill you as a soldier"
I said.. "alright"
and he did
right after he did he said "see i told you"
and right after i said "yes you did. you are so much better at this online game. Please by all means practice more, and kill me over and over and over. your probably a big stud in real life that gets all the girls with your gaming skill"

he quickly came back with "you Gypsy, you will have to live your life as a sad homophobic racist punk."

Oh god plastic your quick wit strikes again.

oh btw called it (he was back within a few weeks to check up on the forum and stir the pot after it died down)

you wanna talk about a punk? lets talk a little about plastic... his a small man that stands about 5 foot 3-6 im guessing. he called me out for being a racist? wtf is that? when have i ever been racist? and two i pick ass holes with my buds all the time, so i cant be THAT homophobic. so yes plastic good job thinking on your feet you got me good.

Next time your on and you want to take one of those swings at me make sure you dont just look like an ass... and go with the joke. so what if we are laughing at you? laugh at your self some times and pull those anal beads you borrow from you "new found love" out of your ass.


PS.. well i guess theres only one thing for me to do....check the forum again

Careful, Gypsy. You might be drafted and then next thing you know he's your Captain or w/e.