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Depicted here is the Canadian Combine Party on parade. Although their platform of creating a totalitarian government to oppress mankind has proven controversial, their campaign promise of stripping Joe Somebody of his citizenship before executing him has made them very likely to defeat the Conservatives in the November election.

Bitches got my vote, they gave me this snazzy voice box and suit. I especially love their proposed bill that lets me shock baton civilians for not picking up trash.

We also have a suit for the females.

It really is attractive until you remember we won't be capable of any sexual activity under the Combine regime.

Overall though, I'm still Combine '09. (it rhymes.)

wheres my gravity gun

arkawn wrote:Good thing I'm counterculture, cause in this story, I win.

Now wheres my gravity gun?

If you refer to yourself as counterculture that automatically means you're not counterculture.

I know


edit: wait the irony behind that is lost to me now

what am i thinking

was it even irony


EDIT2: something about being punx that nobody here would get so i tried using a synonym

EDIT3: i forget which forum im on sometimes

We've got 1 hundred 'Aye Hosers' and 55 'Nay hosers'

The Aye Hosers have it, combine party ftw.

Canada doesnt have the death penalty, they have the hug penalty. Convicts get a hug from the prime minister, they they are aquitted of all charges and free to go.

there is no crime in canada, we're too stoned to care enough to commit crim

whoa whoa whoa..... oh wait its Canada they just talk funny these jokes are not funny =P i love you arkawn

in canada public healthcare comes in conservative party

were so backwards amirite

yeah. apparently we're the most evil things possibly imaginable, if fox news is to be believed. not only do we have universal health care, but we're SOCIALIST! which is apparently the new COMMUNIST!

Ah, but fox news is stupid. That is why I watch the BBC

Canada does not have politics its a monarchy and I am their king!!! Or at least I became king in today's coup. FREE MAPLE SYRUP FOR ALL!

I stormed the capitol building with a mossberg 500 and this guy

Aw, don't forget me wintergreen, parading through with chainsaws