calculatedChaos Gaming

Dont ask why I have the mask on. It's for Halloween.
My sister and I were messing around and I stuck my tongue out and she said it is long and apparently I guess it is (never really noticed)
Just how long is YOUR tongue?

dress up as gene simmons then take that picture

I can just barely touch the tip of my nose with it.

You know, this is a little odd. I had a dream last night in which tongues were highly involved, then i get on this morning and lo and behold, a topic such as this is on the boards.

haha, your so photogenic. I'm not sure whether to be amused or wierded out.







Both

Joes_crab_shack wrote:You know, this is a little odd. I had a dream last night in which tongues were highly involved, then i get on this morning and lo and behold, a topic such as this is on the boards.

whoa, whoa, there buddy. A dream about tongues? I'm not sure what to make of that.

I didn't really measure but I know that my tongue is not long at all.

Edit* wow, I cant believe it took me that long to catch my error.

Ex-PFC Wintergreen wrote:

Joes_crab_shack wrote:You know, this is a little odd. I had a dream last night in which tongues were highly involved, then i get on this morning and lo and behold, a topic such as this is on the boards.

whoa, whoa, there buddy. A dream about tongues? I'm not sure what to make of that.

I didn't really measure but I know that my tongue is not not at all.

My tongue and someone elses tongue. I know whose tongue it was, but ill keep the details for myself.

Joes_crab_shack wrote:

Ex-PFC Wintergreen wrote:

Joes_crab_shack wrote:You know, this is a little odd. I had a dream last night in which tongues were highly involved, then i get on this morning and lo and behold, a topic such as this is on the boards.

whoa, whoa, there buddy. A dream about tongues? I'm not sure what to make of that.

I didn't really measure but I know that my tongue is not not at all.

My tongue and someone elses tongue. I know whose tongue it was, but ill keep the details for myself.

Was it rudedogs?

Hers is just freakishly long. Bah, no genetic upside unless we are eating from trees.

Dear everything about you is short...

At your age its unlikely. But once again there is no genetic upside to being tall anymore. Expect humans to begin getting smaller as population grows to make room. I'm giving us 20 years tops till we reach the max population for earth and we have to start killing people but i am a pessimist.

Ex-PFC Wintergreen wrote:

Joes_crab_shack wrote:

Ex-PFC Wintergreen wrote:

Joes_crab_shack wrote:You know, this is a little odd. I had a dream last night in which tongues were highly involved, then i get on this morning and lo and behold, a topic such as this is on the boards.

whoa, whoa, there buddy. A dream about tongues? I'm not sure what to make of that.

I didn't really measure but I know that my tongue is not not at all.

My tongue and someone elses tongue. I know whose tongue it was, but ill keep the details for myself.

Was it rudedogs?

I make a habit of keeping guys out of my dreams.

I don't want to be crude, but Hanzo that is hot. My own tongue is of average size, but I make up for it with dexterity and enthusiasm.

Plastic Jesus wrote:I don't want to be crude, but Hanzo that is hot. My own tongue is of average size, but I make up for it with dexterity and enthusiasm.

You know, i hear that the cold has an adverse effect on ones tongue. Maybe she should lick an ice cream cone, or popsicle in her next photo, just to be accurate on it's length.

Ex-PFC Wintergreen wrote:At your age its unlikely. But once again there is no genetic upside to being tall anymore. Expect humans to begin getting smaller as population grows to make room. I'm giving us 20 years tops till we reach the max population for earth and we have to start killing people but i am a pessimist.

Yes, but evolution as a whole has stopped for the human race, so we wont "shrink" or anything. People are just taller because of proper nutrition. (Or at least not starvation)

Im a freak!

Riftoff wrote:

Ex-PFC Wintergreen wrote:At your age its unlikely. But once again there is no genetic upside to being tall anymore. Expect humans to begin getting smaller as population grows to make room. I'm giving us 20 years tops till we reach the max population for earth and we have to start killing people but i am a pessimist.

Yes, but evolution as a whole has stopped for the human race, so we wont "shrink" or anything. People are just taller because of proper nutrition. (Or at least not starvation)

Not true. For example the human jaw has been evolving for many years. There used to be a big muscle on the top of peoples heads and the jawbone was thicker but we aren't eating bones and nuts anymore so we don't need that. Besides, when we get more people there will be less food which means less nutrition and therefore smaller people.

Why the hell is everything about me gotta be the recessive gene, blond hair, blue eyes and now even being tall is disappearing, god dammit.

Viano wrote:Why the hell is everything about me gotta be the recessive gene, blond hair, blue eyes and now even being tall is disappearing, god dammit.

It's good. That means that people are going to find your appearance more pleasing because a lot of brown hair brown eyed short people get boring after a while. Your genes will be in demand.

Hmm maybe in a few years sperm banks will pay more, supply and demand and what not.

Bah, it's all genetics nonsense that you shouldn't care too much about. At least I don't.

Sastora wrote:Did you say that people are taller because of proper nutrition?
How is that even possible? I'm short not because of lack of nutrition but because my parents are short.

It's partly genetics, but it's also environment. Starving people tend to be more short than your average American.

Sastora wrote:What is the average height?

Unfortunately for you, the average height of a fully grown American Female is five foot four ish.