calculatedChaos Gaming

Who'll it be?

Sniper for long ranges, Engineer for short range.

Two snipers

with rifles

i dont want a sentry blowing my walls to shit

Pyro and an engy

psssh sentries don't shoot walls, don't you play tf2?

thedoghouse wrote:Pyro and an engy

psssh sentries don't shoot walls, don't you play tf2?

rockets are slow and hit walls

Medic/Soldier

sniper and soldier

i was going to do demo but he would just blow up my house.

Heavy, endless supply of sandiches

Spy, he's probably just cool to hang with.

a spy would kill me in my sleep

Spy: he would kill them all before they get to my lawn and dispose of the bodies for me.
So that makes me wonder. Do I need more protection? For this I choose, another spy because 2>1

2 scouts with bats

2 pyos

2 medics. i cant die and either can they.

Heavys with sanviches

ehhh im not gonna choose spy he might sleep with my mom

i choose an engie and a engie cuz SENTRIES FTW

bottle only demo and a sniper... they would be fun to chill w/..... besides the fucking spy would bang my girl friend like 20 times before i found out

if some retarded pseudolatineuropean can steal your woman a) you're terrible or b) she's weak

My house is already guarded by a magical leopluradon but I'll take A sniper with huntsman and razorback so he can spam arrows without being backstabbed and an engie to supply said arrows and spy check. Plus, nothing lulls me to sleep faster then the beeping of a level three sentry gun.

arkawn no he would act like me and put on a card board mask that looks like me she would fall for it in seconds

Gypsy Joe wrote:arkawn no he would act like me and put on a card board mask that looks like me she would fall for it in seconds

i didnt think of it that way

The Engineer and I would have a ball building new fiendish devices in my workshop, and the soldier and my personalities could really get along famously.

I'd have to say the heavy and pyro. Heavy because he sounds fucking hilarious, and the pyro because he looks epic.

Don't you mean he/SHE? *Possible score is possible*

/shot

My vote is that the Pyro is the Scouts Mom... It just fits too well together.

I am fairly certain one heavy standing at my door all the time would keep anyone from coming over to my house and fucking with me.

Give him a medic for good measure.

I would have to say spy and engineer.

Spy because he could help locate other spies and lure enemies away.
Engineer because... well I am one IRL.

Soldier....No
Reason: every rocket missed is a hole in my wall, Every hit is a bloody mess.

Demo....Maybe
Reason: Again holes everywhere from grenade spam but he could lay mines in the yard.... Which would leave more holes....

Medic....No
Reason: No matter how good of a battle medic he may be, I have no use for him.

Pyro....No
Reason: Flaming skin doesn't smell good.

Engy....Maybe
Sentries = ultimate protection unless your far enough away to safely shoot it

Heavy....Yes
Big dude with huge weapon standing in front of my house. Who in their right mind would attempt to approach?

Scout....No
Too generally weak for defense unless he's moving and has space to move.

Sniper....Maybe
Able to spot and eliminate threats at a distant he is useless at mid-close range.

Spy.....Yes
Have him wait behind my door and strike when they enter

I would choose Scout and Heavy.

Heavy has the firepower and durability to provide a strong defense. Plus he has an infinite supply of sandwiches to heal up when necessary.

The Heavy's biggest weakness is his slow speed. That's where the Scout comes in. My yard is large and rather open. I have a fence around the backyard, but there are a lot of random objects lying around that would allow the Scout to jump over it.

This pair would be pretty effective because they can effectively cover each others' weaknesses. Anyone trying to flank and dodge past the Heavy will have a caffeine-hyped Bostonian chasing them down with a shotgun and a baseball bat. The Scout's frail nature is overcome by the fact that the large Russian can toss him a snack to restore his health. The biggest flaw with this setup as a whole is the fact that both classes, while great at close range, are rather lacking in long-range power. But one more benefit here is I don't have to worry about my house getting burned to the ground or blown to bits.

Sniper for obvious reasons.

Spy to sneak around in the shadows and backstab intruders.